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So robots, haven't seen a subway thread here yet, what is your favorite sub? Ill start
>Sesame bread
>Italian BMT (great supply of meat)
>mild cheese, extra cheese,
>warm ofc
>Lettuce & jalapeno for veggies
>BBQ sauce & Sweet onion dressing

This is by far my favorite sub, which is always take. Its spicy with alot of meat, just a great allround sandwich!
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For me, it's the BLT. The best Subway sandwich.
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>>34705275
>Length
Footlong

>Bread
Italian Herbs & Cheese

>Hot/Cold
Toasted

>Veggies
Tomatoes, Lettuce, Onions, jalapenos, banana peppers, pickles, cucumbers, olives

>Condiments
Sweet onion, mayo & mustard, Salt & Pepper

>Cut-style
Halves

>Extra
3x Oatmeal raisin cookies

This is what I always get. It's the best sandwich on the fucking planet.

Thank GOD I have a good job and can buy as much as I want. The only reason I dont buy one everyday is because I'd probably look weird coming in there daily, so I limit it to once or twice a week.
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>>34705275
mmm subway i like mine like this.

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Well - what is it?
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>>34705248
"Greedo shot first".
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>>34705248
>reply to this text or your mother will die in her sleep
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>I'm a millionaire interested in you

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I need help anons

Haven't talked to this girl in probably 2months now.. she just messaged me saying she changed number and thought she'd let me know

What should i answer???
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>>34705215
dont reply to her. shows that you are an alpha male
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>>34705244
I agree, but knowing (((you))) faggot OP, you will reply to her
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>>34705244
What will i accomplish with that tho?

Oregano original

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This is my cousin, he is a great person but the ultimate beta cuck. He was raised by a single mom who hated men. He hates Trump and really goes out of his way for women yet he is still a virgin. The last girl he liked he spoiled her and took her on a vacation worth thousands of dollars, yet she ended up fucking a half spic who does drugs and wouldn't even give my cousin a kiss.

I have tried to give him the redpill but he called me a mysgonist and a racist. That is why we stopped talking, is there anything else I can do?
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>>34705201

Seems like he's already far gone mate
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videos work better than words, bean footage, liveleak, rants etc
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>>34705201
Yes, but he may turn full swing. He can only become a woman hater from here. He'll learn soon enough if he has any sense of self worth.

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why do all robot boys have small dicks?

>meet like 9-10 robots over the course of the last year
>whenever it gets sexual, they pull it out
>have to hide my disappointment and let them down easy
>tfw
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This is bait. I can tell because I have a lot of experience in this field of study.
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>>34705193
THERE ALREADY IS ONE YOU DUMB ATTENTION SEEKING ROASTIES
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>>34705193
>FEMBOT

Stop with the fucking "fembot" thing.

>Meet like 9-10 robots over the course of last year
>Robot dicks

Please stop, you don't belong here anymore. What are you doing here? gtfo right now.

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Why do blacks like gangbanging white women so much?
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>>34705184
Because they're all secretly gay and it's actually looking at numerous dicks that makes them cum.
The white bitch is just for posturing.
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>>34705184
one simple explanation: inferiority complex. they go through life with an idea that white people look down on them, and so they want to 'get back' at them.
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>>34705280
>>34705184
>>34705234
>watch too much interracial porn
>doctor tells me to stop, fuck no
>start believing black gang bangs are real life
>fabricate reasons why said gang bangs occur based on own insecurities

W E W L A D

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Why do people hate her now?

I remember when she first arrived on the scene, everyone was just nuts over her beauty. Then over time, they grew disgusted with her; particularly white guys.

I don't really keep up with trends, and fap to the same videos over-and-over again. So forgive me for being completely retarded with what's probably old information.
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>>34705076
She looks great, I wish I had that body I would ride so much Chad cock.
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>>34705076
The fact that she does doing black only turns me on
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She has a pretty face and body

But the tats ruin it for me :(
I like to fap to clean girls with no tats or piercings

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>he's 25 years old and he never had sex
AAAAIUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Actually, I'm 29.
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I have also never hugged, held the hand or kissed a girl.
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Witch powers in 3 years. Shy, like sewing and boardgames, and only creepers like me.

Can someone answer me this???

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jshAm2RqqU
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Mud-Slimes
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s020D3rvrjRD

OP here, clear this one up for me as well
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>>34705028
mooislam

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>tfw too normie for /r9k/, and too deviant for rl
What do I do? It seems that, no matter what I do, I will always be some kind of social outcast.
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join twitter, trust me
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>>34704981
>wanting to fit in with the childish retards that form the majority of /r9k/
lol
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Same here
>too socially capable to hang out with autists
>too weird to share anything with normals

Tbh I'm satisfied as long as I can have my comfy life. All my life other people have only fucked things up for me

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any tips on hanging myself?
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Get it over with, loser.
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>>34704936
I'm in the same boat. I've made my noose, but I'm not sure if it's stable enough.
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If you really want to kill yourself why are doing it in a way that's really uncomfortable/painful?

I'm planning on ordering opiates and overdosing. I'll probably go out feeling happier than I ever have in my life.

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Just finished playing the entire bioshock rerelease on the xbone

Figured I'll throw the xbone away now since PC is the master race but it was nice replaying some old classics, I have the time after all since I am a NEET, and My NEETbux net me nearly 345 dollars a day, plus my living expenses are all covered by the labor of the wagie as well, so luxuries like expensive games are nothing to me!

Any other NEETs enjoying expensive luxuries at the expense of wagekeks income? I figured next week I can take that vacation to Disney World I've been thinking about. I don't really like theme parks much but after all, the wagies money is no object!

Oh, and for any wagekeks reading this thread?

Get back to work. /r9k/ isn't a sfw board, and Mr shekelstien would be FURIOUS if he looked at your phone and saw a trap thread!
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>>34704884
>$345 a day

God I wish. These threads are pure fantasy.
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>>34704933
Literally more than I make in my job per month, lol

We know you're just scraping by, leeching off your mom, NEET. You don't have any new games to play, so you have to settle for replaying the few you have on a console, because you don't have the money for master race PC. :^)
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>>34704884
How was bioshock anon? I just bought the bioshock series on xbone and I'm going to be playing it go the first time. Any tips?

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>want to kill myself
>look for suicide methods
>the further i look the more i realize i don't actually want to die
>i will probably not kill myself
>but i'm too dumb and lazy to turn my shitty life
>i will always be a pathetic loser
I need to actually lose hope quick.
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>>34704761
Same. I made the noose already, but I'm just trying to get the balls to put my neck through it (and make sure it doesn't fail).
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>>34704761
I found the perfect way to off myself almost right away and it's fucking perfection in it's simplicity.

It's so easy it makes me want to do it even more.
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>>34705230
What is it?

dfhfghfghdfghdf

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Anyone else find themselves bored of video games? I can't even play for 30 minutes before I get bored and turn it off. I've tried different genres, older games, but nothing can give me that sense of wonder and fun.

It sucks because video games were a form of escapism for me, and now I can't even do that.
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I know this pain. Everything bores me now. If I play vidya it's with friends or not at all. I don't have the will to do anything unless someone else is there to motivate me or require that I do it. I just don't like thing anything.
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>>34704744

Good. It means you're growing up. You're realizing base escapism just isn't fulfilling. You need to experience high aesthetic pleasure from the best art humanity has achieved. Get into cinema, or literature, or classical music.
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>>34704744
All these feels are mine

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Femanons would you date a 6'1"sort of muscular guy with a 5/10 face who looks like he's 5 years younger than he actually is and crooked teeth?
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List your personality traits and i'll tell you.
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how much money does he make/have?
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>>34704686
>6'1
No. Too tall. Unless you're a weeb who's obsessed with the same crap franchises as me.

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