Whats a guy gotta do to get a gf(male)
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>>38653306
>Whats a guy gotta do to get a gf(male)
become a gf (male)
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xD am i right guys
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My advice on this is be prepared to fail early and often.
Be ready to accept that you may like her and she may not be interested in you.
Be prepared for the fact that there might be a girl interested in you and you have no interest in her (sounds crazy, but it happens).
Be prepared to meet someone, like some things and not like others.
I am probably in the minority here, but I do believe in love at first sight. It is very rare, but it can happen.
I believe lust at first sight is far more common and the two are often mistaken.
More specific advice for you:
be a person that someone can imagine wanting to be with.
See this lame-ass generic stock photo of a couple?
Have a good look at a few features here.
The dude is dressed well but not over-dressed.
His haircut is fairly decent, not done at home over the kitchen sink with a blunt pair of scissors (I actually did that once, not recommended).
They are sharing a bottle of wine. If you drink, learn a thing or two about wine. If you don't drink, skip this step.
They are eating out and it looks like something that's healthy. Learn how to make healthy shit at home or if that's too hard, at least learn where to order healthy shit.
Holy fuck the state of this fucking board.
Why is there even a hate men thread roasties feels?
Wtf are there any fuckin robots left?
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>>38653268
all actual robots moved to other chans or killed themselves
it's a normie hub now
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>>38653293
Like what Chans any that you recomend this shit it's just full of fucking normies
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I'm guessing the majority of this board realized they weren't really unfixable robots and they were actually just socially awkward late bloomers and grew out of posting /feels/ threads or posting on this board in general. Most people here are dumb teenagers.
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How long did your grandparents live? How long do you think you're gonna live?
>nobody in my family has lived past 75
>mfw
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if i start eating ealthy now i could prbabaly make it to 90, but most likely ill die of a heart attack around 70/80 becuase my family is prone to it. Hopefully i wont get diabetes either.
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>>38653224
On my grandson family there are lots of people living over 100 years, grandma's father lived 103 and I even remember him (died when I was a little kid), grandma is still alive, every other grandparent is dead tho
I hope I got her genes
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>both great grandparents died before 80
I'll be dead before my 72nd birthday
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>leave the house
>nothing happens
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>>38653152
B-b-but...just...go outside...
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>>38653152
>stay in house
>nothing happens
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>leave the house
>feeling of relief washes over me like the scent of semen and farts that stagnate in the air.
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>tfw too intelligent to have friends, a gf, or a job
>tfw too intelligent for anything beyond basic sustenance, ie eating, masturbating, and laying around
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>>38653064
Lmao if all you do is masturbate you must not be very smart
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>>38653559
Im too smart to put in any effory
Our brains are animal and survival is key
I survive, by not trying at all!
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>>38653583
No, that's a cop out excuse people of average or slightly-above-average intelligence use to explain their laziness. You are probably under 20, and know more facts than other people do sure, but it's not applicable intelligence, and that's the only thing that really matters in life.
Get over yourself
Which member of Fifth Harmony would you rather have as your waifu?
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>>38653052
>3DPD
>waifu
fucking idiot
waifu. Noun. (fandom slang) A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other.
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>>38653105
I only used "waifu" to get around the block, I made this thread last night but fell asleep
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>>38653181
>to get around the block
that is a bannable offense
MODS
Delete this trash off r9k
How the fuck do normies actually do it when they simply meet 1 girl and through talking to her they eventually hang out and become bf and gf?
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Anon, trying to understand it is like trying to visualize 10 dimensions. It's purely an abstraction for us.
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>>38653022
Magic...they kiss or tell each other they have feelings and love happens
I fucking wish I could experience romance again
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>>38653022
It's like you're asking how fish swim or how birds fly. They just...do.
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It's over, lads. My oneitis finally got a boyfriend. What am I going to do?
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>>38653021
Your oneitis is ugly as fuck. Move on
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>>38653021
Move on...just like my oneitis she isn't that cute anyway there are plenty of fish in the sea
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I can't move on, lads.
Why do conservatives always brag about having jobs? Is being a tiny insignificant cog in the machine really so important to them that they take pride in it?
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>>38653020
It's the only thing to take pride in when your whole life revolves around it.
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>>38653020
They're lazy motherfucks. So lazy that having a job is an achievement for them. The bar is that low for them.
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>>38653020
It is better to have a job then be a burden on society taking welfare while not contributing to it.
itt : we record ourselves saying "you have to go back"
I'll start
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4XOF9uLSm
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>>38653580
I'M SHITTING MYSELF AAA@GAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAH
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>>38653580
Well, threads over, can't get any better than this.
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What happened to all the trips?
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summer appears to be almost over
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>>38653111
I take my words back, here are your trips
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>>38653111
Well then, you're a big boy.
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ITT: Things on Tinder That Piss You Off.
>DUDE WINE AND TRAVEL LMAO
What does that even mean? We're not even old enough to drink yet, how can we afford to fucking travel?
>Let's go on an adventure!
What the fuck does that entail? Again, it's pretty costly to just up and pack my bags to go to Mordor.
>Let's go on a hike!
Do you not remember the Serial Killer craze way back when? Half of those skanks got killed while doing outdoorsy stuff with strange men. Are you seriously going to be that irresponsible?
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You're just autistic. They just wanna get a drink and a pizza and fuck. All of that is to seem ambitious or whatever.
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>>38652978
>We're not even old enough to drink yet
...what?
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maybe go for a walk and talk to a girl?? they like hiking anon
who else here /unbearable life/?
>live in poverty house
>dont want to move out because i dont live local
>house leaks every time it rains
>which is 24/7 here
>it leaked so bad in my parents room they drilled a hole and now all i can smell is mildew wet carpet nasty shit smell its so depressing
>fat as fuck
>balding since 19
>have stretch marks so even when i lose weight i look like shit
>hairy as fuck body
>massive tits (male)
>can only talk to girls long enough to find out their sluts get used and left alone and more hurt and lonely feeling than before i had anyone to talk to
>addicted to weed which (im not quitting) is where all my money goes because the government conspires against my needs
>dont have a single friend
>even if i could make eye contact i live in a town of like 4 people
>have literally nothing to do when i go outside nothing to do at all
>cant even drive to anything its like a 4 hour drive to go to a mall
>all the rednecks here are banging all the chicks
>have to watch my exs and girls i like banging some redneck when they post it all over social media
>my brain screams at me all night to kill myself so i can't sleep until like 5 am
>cant sleep at night anyway because of the sound of rain dripping inside the house right next to me
>have to get out of bed in the middle of the night and put towels and bowls in every room to catch rain
>have no job because fuck this place i just wanna leave
>have college loans
>owe money on tickets for something that wasnt even my fault
>lost my license
>car was totaled apparently my fault for turning left with my signal light on and someone trying to pass me
>almost died
>have one skill
>suck at it and no one notices or cares
>literally can only talk to girls online
>the app i used to do is shut down so now i just sit alone
>play runescape because thats the only game my computer can run so i can have friends
and thats not even the bad stuff except the balding and stretch mark shit. i feel trapped in a prison.
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Well then. This is a very shitty situation. GET A JOB!!!
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>>38653065
cant i just like take out loans or credit or some shit and hop on a plane
also ty for talking to me
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>>38652950
I hope things improve for you anon. Occupy yourself, the idea of a job may seem despicable but it'll give you some purpose. Idk, good luck though.
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How does it make you feel that Boxxy has a dude's haircut now?
Her old look was perfect. She's ruined.
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who?
is that an e-celeb? fuck off back to redit faggot
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>>38653167
is this homosexual being legitimate?
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>>38652938
never saw the appeal of her to begin with.
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Dick is abundant and low value
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Thoughts? You know it's true.
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>>38652929
How new are you to /r9k/? Be honest. If you say anything save for you got here today I will know you are lying.
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it wouldn't be if men would get ever their thirst
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>>38652929
This >>38652958
You're flamboyantly new and post like a retard to boot.