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>there's hope for everyone
lol

Good for you. But this board isn't healthy so I hope you leave.

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We can all make it bro

=((((((((((((((((((((((((

that is horrible. what are your options?

>>35805732
Fuck. I don't know how to react. I just want to let you know that I feel for you and that I hope that you can built up the courage to start fighting. I'm sorry this is happening to you, anon.

>>35805732
Chemo? original

they will laugh at you, don't go.

>>35805654
I was on fetlife once and it is really weird

Im a fembot so experiences may vary but i got messages from lots of guys (all older, many married) wanting to hook up
It was really weird and intense so i deleted my account

But it seems everyine there just wants to fuck, regardless of anything else. Finding someone to take your virginity should be easy but itll probably be like some 45 year old wife. If you have mommy fetish then youre golden

>>35805689
I duuno, every woman profile I see they are already taken (they have a masyer) and I wonder why they fuck are they on the site then.

I'm having a conversation with a couple of girls but nothing promising...

Also, I'm from Spain, perhaps the community is bigger in the USA.

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>>35805630
>>tfw gf has been visiting her personal trainer more and more recently

>>35805630
yes, and the only way out is to dump her

>>35805630
>gf

Please go to your nearest concentration camp and gas yourself.

>>35805601
>Reminder that many people commit incest while in Las Vegas.

ok?

>>35805601
You did or your parents ?

>>35805601
Fuck he is so perfectly hairless

>tfw agree with everything on this list

Just fuck my shit up

>>35805587
these actually seem like rather reasonable opionions

>If a WW3 ever breaks out, we as a species will probably go extinct due to our advancements in nuclear, chemical, and regular warfare

no. just because vsauce said bullshit that we have no chance of survival, doesn't mean we should be defeatists. global thermonuclear war is an effective way to cleanse the weak from the face of the earth, and stuff like nuclear winter doesn't even exist outside of science fiction books

He'd see them as a burlesque form of ascetics.

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Accept me into your hearts bros and you can live NEET forever in the Kingdom of God.

>>35805546
>It si mroe difficult for a rich to enter the kingdom of God that for a camel to pass througha needle

He did't value making money like all the retarded materialistic subhumans we have today, he'd probably really like them and save them if they accept him into their hearts

Also NEEts are often called manchildren, let's see what Jesus said about children:

"Let the children come to me, because only those who have the heart of a child will enter the kingdom of heaven"

It's not self-pity, it's realism. No point playing your shitty games if I'll never win.

>>35805614
>hurrrr durrr mah reality
permavirgin excuses

I feel no pity for myself, only intense hatred.

There are 94 different characters you can use in total on /r9k/.
There's 2000 characters total allowed for posting on /r9k/.

94^2000 is a number so large that you can't even post it on 4chan.

You can make one post every 30 seconds, so to make every possible combination of posts you'd need 30*94^2000 seconds.

To give you an idea of how immense that is, the age of the universe in seconds is roughly around 432,327,283,200,000,000 seconds. If you tried to expand 3*94^2000 it would have nearly 4000 digits. In fact I'll post it in expanded form over the next few posts.

This is how many seconds you'd need to post every possible post on /r9k/.

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>>35806072
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>>35805435
Based thread
Keep up the good work op
We need the daily fruit thead

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>>35805435
And cheers to you mrs robinson jesus loves you more than you would know

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Now that I can do.

>>35805420
>azn males
>post azn female
O k a y

>>35805420
Stop with these threads already. Asian women are weak and produce genetically inferior offspring. Only good for pounding.

Black women is where it's at.

>>35805445
>implying that's not a female(male)

>>35805341
You should post melons

>pepe frog
>i'm a girl
you mean a mentally ill diseased ugly tranny fuck? Kill yourself, you're not a female or you wouldn't be here.

>>35805341
Jesus OP can you at least make yourself sound believable

Sounds like your parents want the D

>>35805340
I don't care about your thread.

All I care about is having my face crushed by J as she sits on my face.

>>35805340
How do they expect to live over 100 years? Your family sounds dumb desu

>>35805289
We must stop threads about him. He doesn't deserve to be remebered.

>>35805289
betta shut yur mouf boi
don tok sheit bout saint elliot

>>35805289
Who is your favorite killer than?

>>35805229
beastman
neet louise
ciara
fuck this i'm too high too remember more

>>35805270
Pamperchu

>>35805270
Wolfman Craig... what the fuck