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Chad and stacey in the flesh

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For how long should the foreplay last?

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I just got amazing orgasm with loads of cum and now i feel sleepy as hell, does this happen to anyone else?

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Today I had a strange dream where I had to take care of a little blonde girl and when she whispered in my ear I got an instant erection and I could feel the bulge in my pants even while asleep. Then I woke up and got really worried and shocked by it. What do, fellow robots?

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What is your stance on weed? The problem with me is that I used to smoke daily to the point were I had a good tolerance but ended up frying my brain on it and had poor decision making, don't get me wrong for the first year it was enjoyable and I could use it without looking like a complete moron. I decided to cut it off for awhile ended up being 6 months and now only indulge in it occasionally roughly every 2 weeks, but everytime I have it I become incoherrent and have speech impariment (basically sound and look like a fucking retard). I know if I took it more often I could again build up my tolerance, although I wish not to fall back into bad habits so I now just drink alcohol as a copeing mechinism (yes I know that contradicts not wanting bad habits). It also gives me extreme anxiety and I trip too hard after I smoke a certain amount, basically to were it feels like I should be greening out but I don't, I just need to ride it out by myself and let it pass. How does it effect you? it's bullshit to say weed has no negitive implications, so in what regard do you dislike it the most?. I'm not saying I don't like the high, but I prefer to trip on my own and watch my shows/movies than do it in a social setting to how I use to in highschool.

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>black skin
>white mind
>asian dick

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Who's your role model, /r9k/? I'd probably have to go with Robespierre

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What kind of porn do women haters of /r9k/ fap to?

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I'm having guests over tonight.
how do I be a good host?

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I've been trying to describe these moments I've been having since I was a child to my family but no one seems to have any idea what I'm talking about. It's where inside my mind, everything becomes very fast and loud. The voice in my head sounds like a loud whisper but more importantly, the "tone" of the voice is very urgent. My thoughts only feel like they're going fast, even though I can realize they're quite normal. Even moving my body feels fast, despite moving normally. The movement is more like "slo-mo fast", if that makes sense. Like out of a movie. I'd almost consider it to feel like hyper concentration besides the fact that I'm not actually thinking any faster or clearer. The intensity/urgency is more pronounced than the fastness of the sensation. It's sort of like highly exaggerated thoughts and movements. These moments last anywhere from 2-10 minutes but they feel like they're a lot longer.

It's not super uncomfortable like a panic attack is and when I was a kid I actually liked getting them. I'd get them mostly at night while lying down. I haven't had that feeling for a long while but for the past couple of months I've been feeling it every few weeks, regardless of the situation I'm in. I've tried explaining this feeling to people a lot of different times but no one has ever said they get the same way.

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Everything makes me angry. EVERYTHING. How the fuck do I get it out of my system? Don't you dare fucking say sex, that makes me angry too.

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I honestly believe that I've found my soulmate. She is a devout Christian and incredibly kind, and two days ago she held my hand. I really think I'm falling in love with her and she seems to be interested in me too.

What do I do?

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>be me
>today is my birthday
>none of my friends wished me a happy birthday yet.
Surely there just messing around with me.
>tfw I'm still waiting for them to say something.
>even my brother hasn't said anything.

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Has anyone managed to get a Chad or Stacy arrested? Heres my story.

>Be me in high school
>See that Chad is getting nudes from a couple of girls
>Realize that I sit next to him in French class
>Have a brilliant idea
>In our school when we go to the bathroom, we have to leave our phones on our desks.
>Chad goes to bathroom
>For whatever reason his phone does not have password
>Open up his photos and send take pictures of thd nudes
>Go home
>All the girls he got nudes from were underaged highschoolers
>This qualifies as child porn
>Send tip to FBI
>Next week Chad's house gets raided by the FBI, I get to see everything because I live close to his house
>Chad gets arrested for possesing child porn
>Roasties get arrested for distributing child porn
>MFW

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is now open
Come, order something, bitch about life and women
Jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg