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>>38562431
>why are females especially those on online dating so retarded and basic?

They're only purpose is to serve as a baby oven

>>38562431
Many of them have neither hobbys nor personality

>>38562431
Holy Fuck

>I love relaxing with wine and friends!
>I want to travel!

These are both code words for "stay away autistic manchild"

I also want to know the answer to this. I really can't explain it in a coherent way except to say that all women do exhibit this behavior. Something about shopping turns them into clones

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Why are men obsessed with consumerism?

>>38562471
good rebuttal originalo spaghettio

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Also, i've tried going through the archive but I only very vaguely remember what thread it was from and i've already checked that thread so no luck.

Good luck OP. OreImo is a recent favorite of mine so now I'm curious as well.

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Come on guys, i really need this picture. I'm binging on little sister animes right now and Im dying to know who the last little sister in the picture was.

>>38562319
>38562319
i got my cock sucked so does that make me a virgin still or am i just a failed normie.

>>38562359
BJs don't really take away virginity

no you cannot. that counts.

>>38562263
IoI what a fat fuck

>>38562263

penis in my mouth and no im not chompin
stick it in my butt and then lets get rompin

>>38562493
England is my kitty
I'll pass to my Chance cause his penis is an inny

>>38562196
Japan/Korea
Easy enough to go there if you have a Visa, and Asians are basically Whites (I'm Asian, I would know) so you're not gonna feel too out of place there (as long as you have paleish skin, which kind of sucks for me, cuz' my skin is light brown). Girls there should fir your description. Have a blast.

South Korea has a booming underground prostitution ring.

>>38562196
I wouldn't want my first time to be with anyone that I didn't speak the language with, kind of a big limiter

Yeah. I use shaving gel but it's the same thing. I'm 37 so I have to shave practically every second day. And I'm bald so I shave my head then too. I'd be fucked without shaving cream.

I have a large beard so I only trim with an electric razor.

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>>38562252
Do you use a shaving brush? would be a better question.

>>38562167
Post her pictures otherwise I can't respond accordingly

>>38562167
>Jesus christ how do I not fuck this up?
Idk don't sexually harass her? Also try not to be too obvious when tenderizing the beef.

Why not just live alone or get a male roommate instead?

>>38562167
expect to hear her moans every night when chad comes over

>>38562140
youre just trying to scrape up a pitiful excuse to be fucking obese

What if you're thin with severe acne? I won't even go outside, and I need to go job hunting tomorrow at the fucking mall.

I'm fat and I started lifting weights recently and it makes me feel better but I must be doing it wrong because I haven't gained any muscle or lost any fat. Lifting weights 3 times a week makes me feel like I'm at least doing something though so I don't feel depressed about my weight anymore

>>38562041
The new JUSTin Hairlet

>>38562041
welcome to my filters, chad paul shitposter

No he's YouTube level.

>>38562024
Merlin, definitely.
He never shuts up about Fate/, like it's the only thing that exists, then acts like an emo bitch when you don't want to talk to him.

snails and his circle jerkers
and also roko and nisem

Basically any underage (99% traps come close, they want attention, they are not actual traps, they are not even feminine, they just want fucking attention) except for this one actual girl with a retarded cousin.

She probably blocked because you were an insufferable faggot. Work on that, huh?

>>38561980
Maybe. I guess I'm just a boring person.

>>38561954
J,
Stop sending me creepy messages asking if we are "going out" because I talked to you yesterday at work.

Kate

>>38561868
>My gf just broke up with me.

Good. Fuck you normie.

whats it like having a gf?

What did her butt smell like?

>>38561868
So you miss her bitching at you for pety shit? You miss her belittling you with passive aggressive shit? You miss never being able to be right in any discussion because she bitches about your tone or level of your voice? You miss her bitching and backstabbing everyone she meets?

lol you should be celebrating.

i feel you. mine never shuts up. i hope you''re okay, anon.

>>38561788
I'm jealous o:

Mine only want to speak when im laying down or when im in public with other people / with noise.

Hows it going?

>>38561788
" i hope you''re okay,"

I want to die so bad but God made affordable ways too painful :]

>>38561753
I live in Australia. Not wearing shorts in summer is hell.

>>38561764
And how many trustworthy Australians do you know?

But they are comfy and easy to wear!