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>>34440758

Chuck Berry pls go

>>34440784
i wish i was chuck berry

>>34440758
>Not like actual "scat"
i hate to break it to you, but watching girls poop is 'actual scat'

>>34440730
Who said it, your parents or your gf?

>>34440730
>You ever loved me

>"I don't love you first."

Cerbruz it's that you?

>>34441230
No itt's nott.

>>34441347
You sure you're not him my dear?

A/S/L?

CC info?

>>34441153
18/f/Florida

Sorry I lost my CC billing info

>>34441194
If you cant be my sugar daddy then gtfo

desu anon the only memories you talk about are really just nostalgic memories, going out with friends and drinking or having a good kek isnt really that special, sure its something you can only have at an early age but if you really want a good life long memory than you can have that at any point in your life, like traveling or becoming a drug dealer for a very dangerous drug cartel.

>>34440637
Normies will never know the feel of getting the epic drop you've been grinding for months to get.

Normie's will never know the feel of completing an epic set and being top 100 players on the server.

>>34440637
ffs I didn't want to feel like this today

>>34440623

Did somebody dispose of their used bubblegum in it?

>>34440623
I don't think anyone here is desperate enough for that. Might as well stick to 2d than go that low

>>34440623
I don't eat roast beef.

>>34440471
What if she braps in your face while you're eating her butt?

>>34440471
Anuses are for pooping. Anything else is degenerate.

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>>34440764
Then I'd kick her out.

>>34440449
I'll go very far for my family
my mom was always good to me
She will always tell me some wise advice
kinda like if you didnt replied to this post
your mother will die in her sleep
after that she told me that all inmunities are nullified after reading that
I love my mom

>>34440601
i luv my mum

>>34440601
I love my mom but she can be a real asshole sometimes.

yeah I used to do this back in the day but in basically every case I found out they still had a boyfriend so got disillusioned and gave up

>>34440413
She seems qt. Though a bit not right in the head. I'd say go talk to her. If there's any female a robot can talk to, it's one like her.

>>34440514
No thanks, I merely observe. That way I can form them into an ideal which is literally "a female robot." I don't want to find out she actually has friends and a bf(s) or anything like that.

Besides shes pretty young looking and I'm closer to 30 than 20.

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>hmm Tyrone sent me a pic I wonder what it could b-

>>34440461
>>34440409
Stop shitposting with my waifu, you cucks.

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>>34440501
>His waifu is Tomoko

That's so adorable. Come back when you've found a real waifu

>>34440408
I would but I live too far away :(

>>34440408
I actually live in Queens, i'm willing to go if free, how old are you m8? Also, what is your skype?

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>>34440408
>randomly search Final Fantasy to find your thread
>OP just posted this 13 seconds ago
>mfw

Looks like you'll be alone for the 28th, anon.

>>34440400
Dude I've got this meme tier girl on my Facebook she post the most cringiest comments you could imagine

>>34440400
From what I can tell memer girls are awful

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>>34440414
>tfw just want to banepost my way into a sexual encounter

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>>34440398
God bless the bogdanoffs, they saved my life with their Bogdabots. I had severe brain cancer and was given 3 weeks to live.

Luckily the wonderful Bogdanoff brothers happened to be in the hospital I was in doing humanitarian work. They crashed into my room singing a wonderful catchy song and told me that they would be giving me their Bogdabots absolutely free. Since then I am cancer free and even more amazing my face has changed shape to be more like the amazing brothers that saved me.

>>34440457
How much work did you put into this and why are the Bogdabros so beautiful?

>>34440457
I'm afraind that if I open this here image I'll become rightly enamored by the bodacious beatitudes of Bogdabots and never be the same again, should I do it?

>>34440376
No, I bought jeans and plaid shirts instead of cargo pants and t-shirts.

>>34440376
yeah. but in my defense i don't really care.

Nope. In highschool I alternated between 5 hoodies while wearing the same jeans and autismshoes.

Now I have 8 hoodies

>>34440367
I would post something, but nothing I say is original

except for this post

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>>34440367
barron may be the cutest little boy ive ever seen

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>>34440420
Nice one anon!
>>34440442
Barron a cute! Cuuute!