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I love all your videos. Nice job

I thank you so much for the comment

>>36584487
>that awkward as fuck hug.

That was like a quasi- hover hand.

>>36584471
No, that would be horsefuckers, diaperfags, or gorefags.

are the equal to vegetarians, so yeah

>>36584533
All of those are not mutually exclusive to furries

I'm high on serotonin surge from bi-polar.

Who needs drugs?

>>36584331
Smoked a fat weed and ha d a lot of smokes and a line of coke a while ago and a few beers and and and

Pot. I want to try shrooms. Everything else intimidates me.

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>>36584324
not ancap or lolbertarian either though

>>36584324
That quote is from Alessandra Mussolini not him.

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How trump won my vote.

>>36584321
I'm only 18 I shouldn't be at a bar

id leave because i dont want to get arrested, also alcohol is for degenerates. so is smoking

>>36584321
Where are the exits, and I roll initiative

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Why the fuck am I at a bar? Robots only drink pure oil, you must have missed the fucking memo

>>36584157
kill yourself originally desu senpai

>>36584157
Dump her, she isn't attracted to you, she's using you for shelter and money

>>36584157
>always rejects any sort of sexual advancement I make towards her, stating that she just can't feel turned on anymore.
>just can't feel turned on by OP.
Fix'd. She's going out and fucking someone else friend.

No white knights in this thread, please.

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>Friend super happy he finally got a girlfriend. Girl is fucking autistic but not severely.
>Pick up that she has a crush on me.
>Avoid her
>Girls birthday comes up
>Friend spills out moms credit card to give her nice presents
>Girl fucking breaks up with him day after her birthday
>Girl has the fucking gall to try to get at me.
>Friend now hates me.
I never really hated women but after this I realize they are all so fucking self centered and spoiled

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Daily reminder Elliot was a supreme gentleman and deserved the world but all he got was Autism

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THIS ISNT FUCKING REQUEST OR SOC YOU FUCK

Fuck man, the amount of cum I've spilled from this woman....

>>36584015
Who is this?

~uberoregano~

Azusa Asahina. Don't know who that is.

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Got this. Don't even know if it's a guy or a girl judging by the name im guessing a girl.

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>Some fujoshit character

It asked me if I was gay and I said no so why

bee boo boo bop boo boo beep

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GULLIOTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Lib-tards are having a hard time with this
They want to blame whitey but it's hard to miss
That the shooter was a Muslim, and a faggot at that
And like most mass shooters, he was a Democrat
Packing shit, packing heat, smoking fags indoors
And the Jews news says he's got a new high score
But that's only cause my crimes tend to go unrecorded
When I kill a thousand niggers, it just isn't reported
I'm killing niggers, I'm killing niggers
(Please stop!)
I'm killing faggots, I'm killing faggots
(Please stop!)
I'm killing spics, killing spics, killing spics
And I'm killing mudslimes who like to suck dicks
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG, pop the Glock and shoot for the moon
Sand-niggers pulling triggers yeah it's something to see
They may be ignorant savages, but they're working for me

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>>36583929
Tell me about yourself anon

Organic Oregano

>>36584084
I'm pretty much Travis Bickle, but I get high instead of drinking

>>36583929
Sure, I'll be your friend.
Post your discord.

That's so deep, anon.

I'm a 23 year old male and have the mentality of a smug 14 year old.

>>36583916
miss_me_with_that_gay_shit.tiff

Confess.

99% chance he blocks you and is deeply hurt

1% chance he does'nt mind and is understanding and still likes you

If you let this continue you will only hurt him more, way more

If you ghost him, you will also hurt him more

Come clean and never do it again

>>36583923
No, you don't understand, he's not in love with me, he sees me as a friend, but I'm the one that ended up falling in love with him.

>>36583923
This. The only way out is to come clean, OP. The sooner the later. Just tell him what you told us.

Seriously though

>tfw no festival slut gf

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She's hotter when she's blue

>all I want is to be naked always
>it's too cold here
>people make it sexual

ree

>>36583832
I am defined as "normie" by the standards of the nu-r9k. Back on arcanine of old I couldn't be called a normalfag.

Who cares. It holds less meaning than "no true scottsman" and it's not enforceable at all. Stop being a bitch and browse here if you want

>>36583852
I miss old r9k

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