I want to get into contact with an old friend.
I know his full name and his Jewgle email address (which he does not respond to).
I know roughly his residence (i.e. his hometown) and his age.
How do I get in contact with him (discarding phone numbers, I ain't about to call up random phone numbers found on the interbuttz).
Pls halp.
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>>36310649
>interbuttz
>halp
I wonder why he lost contact with you.
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>>36310692
i'm drunk and the last I saw him was in 2009 :^)
Forgive my dated memespeak
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Just let people live their lives.
I'm sure they have found other people to talk to.
How do I stop idealizing a girl? ( i tried visualizing them farting but it doesn't work )
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Get to know her and find out that she's just a normal person with flaws and insecurities ;)
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>>36310646
Try living with her.
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>>36310661
I get off on that, so that is a no go, the girl tried this line too and she was shocked to learn that this doesn't repel me. Then she told me about her bf and I stopped nagging her, but I still want her kinda.
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>>36310630
p hot imho
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Initial thought: damn what a whore. People like that deserve to be beat by tyrone
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Karma is a bitch, huh? Europeans are set to become a minority in their own countries by 2050, their women prefer dark skin men and they get beat down in the streets
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>tfw no Aerith gf
>tfw no girl will ever place her hands behind her back, lean forward, and make a cute face at you
Why even live? Why does something so perfect have to not exist? Why can't Aerith be real!
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My first FF7 playthrough, I heard there was a dating minigame, so I made sure to treat Tifa like a queen and Aeris like a bitch. Best part of the game was when she died.
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>>36310577
Her legs are very long
>>36310603
>he didn't date aeris to completely cuck zack
I haven't actually played the game but that sounds hilarious
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>>36310603
Why would you choose Tifa over Aerith? Aerith is so cute and perfect! She's way better than Tifa in any way. Tifa dresses like a slut too. Plus she houses Barret and Dyne's daughter. Talk about a coal burner.
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Are there any Reptillians on this board?
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>>36310501
That isn't "king Reptillius"
It's concept art for the Lizard in that cancelled hipster spider-mun movie. Look up my nigga David Ike for information on reptilliuns.
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I wouldn't tell you if I was one
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>>36310571
k
originalll nigger
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you people aren't smart 2017-04-16 12:02:44 Post No.36310490
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you are all in on it, you are pretending to be pathetic, you are saying you are kissless, you are saying you have no girlfriend, you are saying you are a virgin, behind a monitor.
did you ever think for a second that there are people who exist that can expose threats like these. You are targeting people and basically telling them "Yeah well i have the same problems as you so it's okay"
None of you have any problems. you are lying.
you are probably healthy, you probably score pussy on the regular, you have a good family, you have money, etc.
You people weren't aware of what exists on the internet right? serious people are out there.
there are so many of you idiots posting on /soc/ and then pretending to come here and make up stories.
you think you are going to fool young teenagers by telling them its okay and that women are all whores.
You people have all the time and resources to do this, i am fascinated!
get a fucking life
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You're right. I fuck a new girl every week and actually live in a frat.
I'm superior to you, how does that make you feel?
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>>36310516
oh wait you don't even know me, you think you can stereotype me as the typical person you people made up who occupies this board.
you are a degenerate compared to me.
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>>36310549
>calling me a degenerate compared to you
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHSHHAHSHAHHAHAHHAHA
*i move away from the mic to breathe in*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHSHHSHHSHSHAHHAHAHAHA
Are you still a virgin?
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What is this cream that some girls produce during sex?
What does it taste like?
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Isn't that just lube that drips down
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>>36310475
>Produce during sex
Bait
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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING KEK POSTING EVERY DAY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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Psychotic mother thread 2017-04-16 11:54:31 Post No.36310393
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>wake up at 6 am
>brew a pot of tea
>pour tea in a bowl and let it simmer
>step outside to sit on the porch
>just sit, sip on my tea bowl just being in the moment
>that early morning breeze on my face
>the sounds from the chirping birds
>just feeling my abdomen rise and fall at each breath
>this is being in the moment
.............
>SLAM
>the back porch door is open
>IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MONK BULLSHIT YOU DO THIS FOR FUCKING ATTENTION THIS FUCKING SHIT NEEDS TO STOP
>shift my awareness to the sounds of my mother screaming
>YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE A NORMAL 22 YEAR OLD AND INSTEAD OF DRINKING TEA OUT OF A FUCKINF BOWL YOU SHOULD BE WAKING UP TO A FUCKING HANGOVER
>open my eyes... then close them again
>SLAM
who here /angry mothers/? It's amazing how meditation can make you realize how people react to things in tyrant emotional states or trying to find something to react to over everything
Pic. Some Caribbean chick I'll post more if you want
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>>36310393
>pour tea in a bowl
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>>36310418
No cups were big enough for the amount of tea I made
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>>36310430
I usually drink my tea from beer glasses (0.5L) how much do you chug?
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What is wrong with beating women ? 2017-04-16 11:52:51 Post No.36310375
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What is wrong with beating women ?
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Women will never restrict their behavior for not hurting you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWVdAfXbXI
this desu famalamalamdingdongdingdong
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>>36310375
The only thing wrong with it is that it's a retarded semi Beta thing to do. A guy trying to show supremacy with physical strength, when he is a weak faggot inside.
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>>36310375
it is bade
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Is anyone else actually trying after trump winning the presidency? I try my hardest to be a outstanding American citizen. I get shit on all day for fucking greeting people in the street constantly because I try to spread a positive vibe. I don't care. They're just mean people that you forget about. Just this day
> I ran into a trump supporter that REALLY didn't like weed.
>He was a vet or somthing.
>My opinion on the matter is that weed can help, and it's not as dangerous to use so I believe it should be legal since it posses no real threat
>I happen to have my shoes on that got sharpie on them that say"get high and die" the peace sign, a bunch of crosses since you know a nigga Christian. And since my first name is jesus (like christ) i have a saying that I hold on there too. "Jesus (anons last name) saves
>This guy brings drugs up and says people like me shouldn't have financial aid. Which I told him I have because I plan on going to college/it's embarrassing to admit your not going to school when you can. (It is American after all. A place where you can go to school for free.)
>I explain to him Trump is planning on giving more power to the state so feds can't take our weed for shit.
>So we have a stronger voice since we vote and elect people to office and the laws that are passed by state will be far more important than federal law. (quote me if I'm wrong)
>In my opinion it's the perfect thing to do so one ideology won't be forced on to every state and so there's veriety with in each state. (If you agree with cuckaforna laws, go there. You like guns ? Go to Texas. 50 fucking options. )
>He gets angry and fucking said "interview is over"
>I felt accomplished because he learned something and I pissed him off while doing it.
So what I guess I'm trying to get across is things are great and you should put in more effort to be a good hard worker since you have the opportunity with Trump and be satisfied with the state of the world.you have a chance to make it.
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Wish I could fit it all into one post. If you want to debate I'm here what should be done? I mean we just set off a real M.O.A.B in Afghanistan and killed a bunch of terrorists. Trump is actually following through. He said "I will bomb the shit out of is" and he is. That bomb has the most deviating effect. It's getting as close to nuclear as possible without going to far and pissing off Russia or some shit. Right or wrong?
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>>36310370
That's right....bow down to your dear leader.
hehe yea I don't like trump but I respect your right of opinion and good will.
But I will say one thing for you - good job on educating the jarhead. guys like that have a hard time thinking for themselves so don't take the harshness personally. You gotta think of them like children and I mean all people who honestly think legalization of weed is a bad idea. more power to ya anon.
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Stay informed so you can put a lefty in there place. All my friends are Lefty's on the count of my marijuana use and there's no greater feeling than making them say " well at least Trump is (insert anything here)" happens all the time. Because they are in the wrong. People are just really lazy by nature. So they want housing and food stamps because it's the easiest option. We have to re learn to work for what you have. If you dont, your anti capitalist and have no benefit to society.
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I'm scared lads
>be me
>fapping furiously
>hear someone at the door
>who the fuck, probably the stupid postman
>see nobody there from afar
>wtf surely someone was knocking
>go closer and see a small somewhat old woman standing outside whom ive never seen
>carefully open the door and ask what she wants
>asks if my dad is home even though my dad lives 2000km away
>tell her no they are not here
>she says ok don't worry and leaves
wat do I'm scared. Especially since i managed to lose my keys a couple of weeks ago now
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It's 4:44 am here anon that story makes me scared
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>>36310267
wtf u opened the door, now u have let her in be safe boy
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>>36310267
Did you finish the fap??
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IF YOU WANT, HAVE, OR HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
YOU ARE A FAILED NORMIE AND BELONG ON >>>/adv/
STOP BRINGING NORMIE CULTURE TO OUR BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>36310263
HEY DID YOU STEAL MY APU APUSTAJA FROM MY GF THREADS YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE?
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This thread is not a meme.
This thread is not a joke.
You might think it's a joke we're all in on, but we all hate you with burning passion.
LEAVE NORMALFAGS.
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>>36310281
THESE BELONG TO ROBOTS NOT PEOPLE WHO MAKE GF THREADS
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ITT: we talk about the times we had aalmost come this close to sex
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>>36310162
The closest I've been to sex was me cuddling with this girl I crushed on in 8th grade. Had to move a week later.
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She was naked and on top of me, it was too small. She asked me if it was in, i cried on her shoulder, she left my car saying she had somewhere to be.
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>>36310162
so so many times. Girls I could of. Girls I should of.
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>I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
>Tell me somethin'
>You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin'
>I'd rather die than to listen to you
>My DNA not for imitation
>Your DNA an abomination
Kendrick is the truth. Who here is linking the new album
>Inb4 triggered /pol/acks
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>>36310137
I'm not linking the album senpai
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I can't stand nigger rap, but this is being shilled everywhere.
should i torrent?
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>>36310137
D and A is important stuff
Can someone give me a reason to live ?
My pc broke today, all of my anime, hentai, memes, reaction pictures and webms are all gone. All of my hardwork, collection, entertainment and life all gone.
I wish you anons good luck, I hope you guys store your files on a hard drive, or else you won't know it's too late.
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>>36310128
>Can someone give me a reason to live ?
If you're a girl I'll buy you a new PC.
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>>36310140
I'm obviously not a girl, and I don't need someone to buy me a pc.
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Lmao idk bro you can always go to the public library they got some computers