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How do i Ex Somersault Kick right after Ex Sonic Boom?
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>>37742691
you buffer it during your sonic boom by holding your stick down while slightly to the left
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>>37742691
it's easier with a fightstick
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>>37742691
you can't hold left and right and then down at the same time, it's a trick

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Hi /r9k/
I fucking want to die and I don't have the balls to do it. I fucking hate everthing about life expect for anime and vidya, then again, I only like these because they aren't real. Nothing stimulates me in a positive way anymore, I'm always stressed out (doctor told me that I had strong anxiety disorder and clinical depression). I live on day at the time, and the stress of uni is gigantic, I'm pretty smart, but I often lost myself in my own mind. I can't keep going like this forever and I know it. plz help me
>pic kinda related, I often act like her (she's mine btw don't steal plz)
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plz someone reply to me, I don't want to be alone again
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plz someone talk to me
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>>37742684
Pls be my BF instead

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Who can /NEVERtaketheirshirtoff/ here?

>severe bacne that extends to my shoulders and upper arms
>pectus fucking excavatum, chest is hollowed out
>bad posture, may have kyphosis or something

It's been 7-8 years since I last went to the beach.
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>>37742655
I too have pectus and chest/shoulder acne. Shit sucks but it's not the end of the world.
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>>37742655
I have gyno and every time I have sex I leave my shirt on. Girls never said anything yet though
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>>37742655
honestly I feel like any rational person wouldn't give a fucking shit. You can't really control that shit

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going homeless next week. is sleeping on rooftops a good way to minimize the chances of being assraped?

also, general homeless discussion
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No. Just going to get yourself higher degree of trespassing charge.

I've worked at a homeless shelter for several years. AMA
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>>37742643
how many homo rapes occur a month?
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>>37742614
Ever wonder why there aren't an abundance of homeless people around? They die.

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What if someone just started a thread and just argued with himself and we all think that it's a different person?
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tfw op is a total faggot
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>>37742613
hey, fuck you man i just wanted to talk about something interesting
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>>37742649
Well then go back to r/Philosophy

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How do i start a conversation with normies?
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you dont


oreganoli
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"Hey how's it going?"
"Good, you?"

Every normie conversation ever
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use fun bug related facts to break the ice

Hey, if you live in San Antonio and can play drums please assist me. This was the last place I would ever expect to come to look for drummers but it's at rope's end. Everyone I know is either in Houston or now in dispose.

pls help /r9k/ you're my only hope left, I know I can believe in robots because you're the only people who haven't let me down pls

sample of the hot tunes: https://clyp.it/1srftf30
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>not using a drum machine
Why would you want to pay a drummer when they are superior to 99% of drummers?
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>>37742602

Because live performances come with being a quasi-boy band
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>>37742526

>could be a girl

nvm. Nope. Bye.

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>Hit it off really well with a girl who lives near me online. (Texas)
>Weeb NEET who plays her PS4 all day and watches anime all day.
>We switch to talking on Kik, which I only installed to talk to her.
>After about 10 days, we meet up and hang out for a few hours.
>Thought it went pretty well, since she said that we should hang out again sometime.
>After meeting, she seems less enthusiastic. No longer sends me maymays and Youtube videos. Stops sending me as many messages as she did in the first week.
>Over the next two weeks, invite her out twice, but she refuses.
>Says that we already hung out and it's not good to hang out with a boy so much. (Seriously.)
>We talk for another two weeks, sending each other a single message every other day or two.
>On June 4th, she stops replying and I haven't heard back from her since.

Feels bad, man. Should I just delete Kik and move on with my life?
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probably BPD or some shit
girls don't become hiki pieces of shit because their personality is completely fine
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>>37742520
Yes, try again and try not to dwell on it
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>>37742520
She probably won't reply again and considering she is a neet she probably is mentally ill.Just give up and search for another girl(or don't search at all)

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Fellow hikikomori, NEET, denizens of the wired, I have a thread for you.
Here is what I am planning on doing with the rest of my life
http://www.emuvr.net/

That is a program for VR that takes emulation to the next level and BEYOND.
There are literal fucking 3D models of game consoles and the discs/cartridges you can place around in a room that you can decorate.
The games are displayed on a virtual CRT screen, the devs even added a day and night cycle.

So my plan is that when I get a Rift I'm going to spend the rest of my life in places like this.
I'm going to become a VR hikikomori.

Holy shit goddamn.
I'm going to set the calendar to 2006 and pretend time never went on beyond then.
I won't play anything released passed the 6th generation.
So for the next decade I'll live in my own fantasy world where my childhood goes on forever, perpetually then eventually I'll carry this on to full-immersion virtual reality.

But goddamn I'm glad something like this exists.
This is the missing link emulation was missing.
I hate how soulless digital is, my psyche CRAVES the physical element, the game boxes and the art, the console and its own unique feel and the menu sounds and ...
This is what will allow us to continue on with consoles and the worlds we love and cherish and wish to continue on forever, because eventually the industry will probably move on passed physical consoles and to HMDs with everything built in.
The PS5 or 6 could be just an HMD but if you want to play 2D games you can on a floating virtual screen.
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>>37742473
Damnit, do you have to make your virtual world match your real life of a hikikomori exhibit?
I vote Namco Museum for comfiest VR setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ORan0IiYQ
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>>37742473

>I hate how soulless digital is, my psyche CRAVES the physical element, the game boxes and the art, the console and its own unique feel and the menu sounds and ...

What's stopping you from just doing the same thing in your own room? Just buy a crt, some old consoles, flash carts, etc. You could even deck out your room with era appropriate stuff like a 2006 calendar
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>>37742679
Not op but are you forgetting the part that buying all that shit cost insane amounts of money to a neet?

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Is Gwen Poole /ourgirl/?
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I want to lick her feet and rub her thighs.
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aaf e
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>>37742603
hhda

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It's finally midnight I'm going to wal-mart I have to force myself to eat what do I buy other than nectarines?
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>>37742448
>kale
I know its over played but throw that bitch into a sandwich or something and you won't even notice plus muh nutrients
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Cherries should be in season now. Get them while you can.
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Apples, oranges for snacks. Get some strawberries, milk and cheerios and slice that shit in there. Good tortilla chips and salsa always works for me too.

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Who /Howard Stern/ here?

Every episode should be Howard threatening to fire Benjy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adWBCTacHPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTq4p0FEdR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVXvJADHwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQPqt8Ilm0&t=8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87KvF-7WioQ
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>>37742444
bringing le post back up
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>>37742444
Trips of truth.

And Howard's show used to be great. Now it's honestly a little watered down and turning into the kind of hackneyed morning zoo shit he used to mock mercilessly.
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>it's a howard berates and or talks over a subordinate because he doesn't have enough content to fill a day episode

>Hey mom, this is my girlfriend Mei. We're getting married soon! :)

Well fembots, what do you do?
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Asian women are superior to white women. Fembots are so jealous of Asian women because they are submissive and they are real women with great qualities. Like being submissive, supportive and giving us sex 24/7 on demand.
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This most unholy of unions will bear a cursed child
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>>37742271
You aren't my son if you dont marry a white woman. Don't send me a wedding invitation and never speak with me again.

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Is it possible to truly love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
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can you be quiet for a second? I'm trying to think
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How do you propose to screen them out?

"Have you ever had a man's cum on your face?" is not in my "First Dates for Dummies" book.
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that's a really hot picture thanks OP I saved it. Will fap to in a bit

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>tfw I want nothing more on this earth to have friends but have absolutely nothing interesting to say or personality to make any
>over a decade of depression has rotted away my gray matter and frontal lobes
>lobotomized by depression and isolation
>only alive because afraid of the void slowly creeping in

I'm going insane and afraid of what I might do when I snap. I'm so scared I'll hurt someone with my thoughts or that they'll be disgusted by me if I let them. I'm going to die alone and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Someone. Anyone. Help
Me.
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>tfw I want nothing more on this earth to have friends but have absolutely nothing interesting to say or personality to make any

oh wow me to. And my brain feels like it's rotting away as well
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>>37742896
drink and just bullshit
most people are boring as fuck
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>>37742190
I wish I could do something to help you. If possible, you should definitely try to get therapy of some kind. It would really help.

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