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So, where do you fall on the chart robots?
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i identify with touma that kid who punches roasties in the face
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>>36730906
Where do I fall if I recognize not a one of them?
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>>36730960

I like Touma, but he is so self righteous he gets annoying. He is almost emiya-tier dumb.

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An idea I stole from /mu/: Post your 8values results and your favourite album, I'll start:
Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express
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Listening to music is for normies
Oregano
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>>36731025
Wrong you idiot piece of shit retard fag
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>>36731025
Calling people normies is for normies

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Guys
Guys please
Listen guys
Someone in the GTA please post your fucking snapchats or something. I need friends. I feel like I'm going insane without human contact.
Also, general Torontobot thread. Or at least Ontario. How's the shitty weather treating ya guys?
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I was in the area last month
You're shit outta luck anon
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>>36730883
Thanks for at least replying to my thread :^). My luck's always been shit. What were you in Toronto for?
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It fucking rains every fucking day. Everything is fucking soaked.

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ITT: we psychoanalyze the bizarre relationship between white liberals and the negro
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sounds like boring pseudoscience, I doubt anyone here has any actual interesting insight beyond surface level racism either
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>>36730913
HoIy fuck you're retarded
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>they read about the civil rights movement growing up and wanted to be in an iconic photograph too

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Why haven't you done the color run yet, /r9k/?
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>>36730793
do you want to see me die on the streets
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>>36730793
cuz its some faggoty ass shit
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Does this even pretend to promote any cause? Or is it just a way for bored suburban housewives to feel good about themselves?

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What is your goal in life anon? I just hope that one day i can live on my own in a small apartment that has internet. Hope i can archive that with my shit discipline.
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>>36730777
Get a big plot of land somewhere in the South, make a lot of money, buy a bunch of classic cars to restore, and drive them til the day I die
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>>36730830
And is that dream going along atm?
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>>36730777
Same as you bro. I just need to get away from all these people. A place that can be a sanctuary of solitude to me.

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How can anyone be depressed? Life's awesome bro :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P22gcb4YHso
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>>36730755
white power haha
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>>36730755
Are these videos supposed to motivate people?
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>>36730769
ASL hijack when right

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Everywhere you go there, they're HUGE! I haven't seen a more obese native population before. Why?
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Genetic memory.

Expose mice to the smell of citrus and shock the shit out of them enough times and when they reproduce their children will panic just at the scent of it.

Pacific Islanders, like Mexicans have a recent genetic memory of always being hungry and starving so they become obese easier. The more time they spend in the first world as generations go on the more that evens out I think.
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Our lab just published a paper on the APO-E gene, an allele of which creates more efficient adipocyte formation in Samoans. Why are alleles like this more common in Polynesians? Probably evolution, perhaps a combination of selective pressure (islands are susceptible to drought) and bottlenecks (founding populations were small.)
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>>36730747
they were a hunter gatherer people until not too long ago, being exposed to shitty modern food so rapidly fucked them over same with many American Indians

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Does anyone here cook?

I've been trying to learn how to cook recently and was wondering if we all can share some recipes. I was forced to cook now because I finally moved out of my parents place at the age of 25. Would be great to hear some tips and easy recipes.

Stuff I recently learned how to cook.

>chicken
Get chicken from super market
put wet sauce on it ( I like honey bbq)
cook in oven for 30 minutes at 400

>pizza
get pizza dough, tomato paste,olive oil and shredded cheese
stretch the dough out and place in tin
add sauce first then add cheese untop
put a little olive oil over it
cook in oven for 10 minutes at 450

>chili
get ground beef, beans,green pepper,onion,tomatoe paste, chili powder
brown ground beef on stove top
dice up green pepper and onion
add the beef,green pepper,onion , beans, tomato paste, and chili powder in a pot and cook on low heat for 4 hours
add corn flour to thicken it and hot sauce to flavor
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>>36730727
I started cook breakfast and supper by 8.
Jesus read a book.
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Pulled pork is easy and delicious. Salt some chops/loin then brown it at medium high heat. Pour beer/water/broth/all three till it covers the meat. Bring to a boil then reduce heat to medium low. Throw any random spices in the brine while you wait for to come to a boil(use discretion). Wait a couple hours then poke it with a fork to see if its enough to pull apart easily. Squirt bbq on it while pulling it. Throw on sandwich with pickles jalapenos fried mushrooms/onions cheese whatever.
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>>36730727
Cheap and filling. Spaghetti Aglio e olio.

Start to boil some salted water while thinly slicing anywhere from 3-6 large cloves of garlic. Water should be done boiling after slicing. Throw pasta in salted water and fill a small pan on medium to medium-low heat with standard olive oil. Throw in the thinly sliced garlic and as much red pepper flake as you want. Cook for as long as the pasta boils. It should almost turn golden brown and have a nutty smell. Drain pasta save for some pasta water to emulsify the sauce. Turn off the heat and place spaghetti with some pasta water in with the garlic oil. Stir everything together for about a minute to emulsify and serve warm on a plate. Some video recipes you'll find will add chopped parsley, parmesan cheese or a little bit of lemon juice but I think it's good as is. Only slightly expensive part of this recipe is a good quality olive oil that's not extra virgin.

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Your Penis size and political ideology.


2 inches
Male dominated National Socialism
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6 incharoos

like slightly left of centre
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Never measured my penis.

Not interested in politics. It's like sports, pointless normie bullshit.
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9 inches
Radical leftist

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>tfw black and you've been brainwashed by the media to only like white guys
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are you male? post your big black peepee
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>>36730563
I only like black people and I'm white
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>tfw black and you've been brainwashed by the internet to only like traps

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Who /doesn't recognize themselves when they look in the mirror/ here

Whenever I see myself I get this weird feeling of existential confusion. How is that me? This isn't how I picture myself in my head. My facial structure turned out completely different from the way I thought it would when I was a kid.

I feel out of place in my own body.
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I see sexy man, and I like him.
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I don't feel existential dread when I see myself in the mirror but I do have a hard time remembering what I look like except in the most generic sense. I've also been told I'm pretty bad looking but when I look in the mirror I just see some dude.
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>>36730621
We're the last group that it's ok to make fun of. You're not allowed to make fun of fat people or Jews or Muslims or fags, but if you have an ugly face, normies have no problem telling you that you look like shit.

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>getting C's in high school isn't that big of a deal
>getting C's in college confirms you are a fuck up
wtf?
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Trying hard in high school is considered lame and nerdy
But everyone at leat tries hard in college, if not you're stupid because why would you waste so much money

t. someone with Cs, Bs, and Fs in [spoilers]both[/spoilers]
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it should be the other way, A's are easy as fuck in highschool and c's are godly in college. in my opinion
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>>36730560
>Cs are godly in college

Maybe if you have legitimate learning disabilities

Do you sometimes think about the gallons of semen users on this board produce that end up in the toilet or the trash can instead of ending up in your throat? Can you imagine, you could drink semen all day! All those nutrients, wasted! Oh my God!
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>tfw robot boys will never use my as an onahole
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>>36730458

I want to use you like i use my right hand!
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>>36730458
>tfw you use a cute robot boys mouth as a pussy

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PLEASE CAN I PLEASE HAVE A CLINGY GF PLEASE
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HELLO PLEASE RESPOND VERY QUICKLY THIS IS EXTREMELY URGENT
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JUST LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU STUPID ROASTIE CUNTS I'M FUCKING TIRED OF WAITING
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STOP IGNORING ME
YOU DUMB WHORES
REEEEEEEEEE

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