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I really need some help /r9k/ pls assist

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I can't cope with this alone pls I need help

>>34986685
Holy fuck, are you 12 or just that lonely?

>>34986678
Yeah, the emoji movie is coming out

>>34986678
Yes, always imagine how many billion years the universe needed to create a creature like you. There are people on this planet who will never go online in their live, who are starving or being raped right now. Your life isnt that bad. Dont waste it.

Its neither here nor there for me. I don't see the point of killing myself because death is inevitable anyway. I might as well see what this life has to offer and if it turns out to be one massive disappointment, I'll always find relief in that sweet end.

>two pumps
>uh, uhhhhhhhhhh

I think I came.

>>34986639
Sauce original comment please?

I love this fucking movie

>GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER

The answer is money

>>34986550
Culture evolved with the actual human evolving. We didn't need to use it anymore than howling wolves did as it started to evolve. At first, because of the white of our eyes, we just looked at things to talk to each other. All quiet.

>>34986550
Language is all about abstract association. For example, two humans hunt, one makes a quiet grumping sound when he sees an animal nearby. They grow to associate that "grunt" with food. Or animal. Or the whole idea around it.

Then tribes form, and from these simple associations comes higher abstraction until humans in a tribe are capable of basics of logic (yes/no and application). Then when the language is abstract enough, it needs to be formalized and driven by rules.

I had tendies last night for the first time in a year. They were so good in could've cried

>>34986370

Normies took over and drove them out.

I had tendies last night for the first time in over a yeareally and they were so good, I don't know how I loved without them

>>34986358
Only if you have chadcore facial aesthetics

if you are a chad, anything you do is cool and funny

if you are not a chad, you can only be funny in an ironic and pitiful way and you will never be cool.

>>34986358
nahh print it out and use it for your resume.

>>34986358
>3100 coins
>Two Treasure Hunter keys

what? I mean yeah I did this quest back in 07 but still.

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stop being such a little bitch OP.

the real world isn't hard. I'm 19, I already live on my own, have 10 grand in the bank, and I'm getting ready to move to Japan next month.

>>34986602
Is that supposed to impress me? Go fuck yourself

>>34986329
How much do u earn
How much is your rent

I have no reason to hate chad I killed myself.

>>34986325
Will we not have become chads ourselves to be worthy of this deed?

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> be me, NEETzsche
> sitting in my study is Turin tearing down the Baroque ideologies
> normal day, just waxed my mustache
> think back to that roastie Lou Andreas-Salome with whom i was in a love triangle
> sad cringe leads to misery fap
> cum sock x2
> basking in my own self-loathing after glow when i see some untermensch normie beating his horse
> OH THE HUMANITY
> REEEEEEEEEEEEE
> MRW i lose my mind to syphillitic insanity

I dunno. But I just watched some Die Hard movies and it got me thinking I should prepare for these situations.

probably get shot and die

Unsheathe my katana and deflect his bullets while strategically rolldodging to approach him.

>he laugh too loud when she tells a joke

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>>34986310
>he pays for dinner at the first date
>he takes her to a movie on the first date
>he tells her he might be falling in love with his first date at the end of the night
>he brutally masturbates in his car after dropping his first date off
>he cries and calls her up on the phone as he still sits in her driveway, asks if he can see her tomorrow, she says "uhh, I think I'm busy."
>blocks my number, I try to get hold of her for about a week
>idea.jpg
>leave a letter in her mailbox, along with a little box of chocolates
>letter expresses love and inner desires, written in fucking verse...
>anxiously think about her unblocking me and calling me or giving me some sign that she was moved by my letter
>never hear back from her again.


help me

>>34987055
This must be fiction.

>>34986291
You already posted this anon. i was the only post in the last thread as well.

Maybe you should give up.

>>34986335
are you the guy who posted the thread about being the only one who understands existence

>>34986372
No. I usually don't come here anymore. It's just that it's cancerous as fagging fuck to spam the sam shitty thread just as soon as it goes to the archive.

>>34986207
just kill yourself already retard

you are never going to be successful in losing weight

you make these fucking threads every single fucking day saying you're "starting tomorrow" but clearly you never do

just fucking end your miserable life so none of us have to see your awful threads anymore

>>34986233
edgy autismo oreganomalous

>>34986233
alright that was a bad post I'm sorry I said those things
I shouldn't have

I'm really sorry I was so harsh, you're just really pissing me with your fucking bullshit threads

>>34986202
wtf is a baker family?

>>34986671
op is referencing resident evil 7

and he's reading far too deep into it. i highly doubt his mom has a spider manko and that his dad maims people for fun.

Was there a reason to make them white trash rednecks?
Kind of turned me off the game tbqh

>>34986104
tips fedora

origigi

>>34986104
>mom is religious
>show her evolution video
>she starts rocking back and forth
>says she wants to show me a christian scientist video
>feel really bad
:(
I wanted to kill myself, but maybe I should stay around in case her bubble bursts one day

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>>34986104
>a year
>not having invented your own personal religion yet

do you even exist?

>>34986961
fucking kek

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Neither, tbqh familiarino

I don't fucking care about politics and I like eating, so unless you're telling me the second option gets enough money and is okay with me not working and just staying at home doing chores, I'd rather pick the first option.

>>34986033
1st one by far. I can deal with her being bad at conversation.