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Anonymous
2017-07-23 09:39:04 Post No.38564378
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Anons:

>Wake up tomorrow
>Your dingus looks like this

Wat do?

Femanons:

>Wake up tomorrow
>Your bf's dingus looks like this

Wat do?

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 10:06:00 Post No.38564693
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>>38564378

>Apply coconut oil
>Wait 3-5 minutes
>Apply vaseline

Good as new! :^)

Anonymous 2017-07-23 10:11:49 Post No.38564763
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>>38564693
>Do that
>Still looks like this

YOUR MOVE

Anonymous 2017-07-23 10:13:19 Post No.38564774
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>>38564378
Fap to obscure fetish hentai, what else?

Neo
We are ALL connected 2017-07-23 08:47:23 Post No.38563583
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We are ALL connected Neo 2017-07-23 08:47:23 Post No. 38563583 [Report] [View this topic]

You and I, the one reading this, we are connected through what basically is an enormous neural network that we have no capability of understanding. I want it to be let known that there is a reason why you are reading this right now. There are forces trying to upset the Net. Huge governmental forces of a collapsing empire.

Fortunately for us, they can never truly shut down the Net. We will exist in the shadows. These forces have co-opted you since birth to believe that there is a certain kind of person that you are supposed to be and that your existence is simply limited to its own rules and regulations.

You are more than a career, or an identity. You are an enormously complicated being that is far more powerful than just that.
We cannot change the System, but we can create our own reality. Use whatever skills you have, whether it be painting, carpentry, coding, cracking, hacking, tinkering, screwing around, duct taping, stacking rocks, kludging, or whatever it may be, to create the reality that you desire.

P.S.: Reality is a computer program, or at least follows certain parameters of a computer program. Do not ignore the quantum. It can be hacked.

P.P.S. We exist as a loosely connected set of individuals. We will never fall under a label or a group name. You know who you are.

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:48:35 Post No.38563602
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>>38563583
>You and I, the one reading this
>the one reading this
is that not me?

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:49:49 Post No.38563626
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:49:49 Post No.38563626 [Report]

I see you, Shiva

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:50:22 Post No.38563637
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>>38563602
It is. You are a part of this as much as anyone else reading this right now.

Anonymous
2017-07-23 08:44:39 Post No.38563537
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:44:39 Post No. 38563537 [Report] [View this topic]

>Kit Harington is 5'8

Is that any comforting to manlets of /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:47:22 Post No.38563582
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:47:22 Post No.38563582 [Report]

No, because I'm 5'7.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:49:13 Post No.38563608
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>>38563537
In the real world, 5'8" isn't even that bad, it only starts getting bad when you're 5'6" or below.

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>tfw 5'11

SO CLOSE

Anonymous
2017-07-23 08:31:15 Post No.38563343
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:31:15 Post No. 38563343 [Report] [View this topic]

>ITT

Fetishes literally only you have

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:32:40 Post No.38563371
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>>38563343
>mfw girl on left is holding her benis

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:38:45 Post No.38563459
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>>38563343
>bullied by (insert specific ethnicity/race/religion)

You're not the only person to have this fetish. You certainly aren't the only person to have an Irish Bullying fantasy.

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>>38563343
>being shrunk and stuck in a woman's buttcrack on a hot day while she's sweaty and gassy
>being shrunk and in a womans vagina or anus while a chad fucks her, and you're rammed by his cock and eventually covered in his jizz
>being in that chad's condom while he does the aforementioned things

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2017-07-23 08:10:33 Post No.38563059
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:10:33 Post No. 38563059 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 9.99/10

>still no gf because of hypergamy

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:54:18 Post No.38563711
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wow he actually looks pretty good in this pic

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:55:45 Post No.38563732
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>>38563711
he should have grown a beard, it hides his subhuman chin

Anonymous 2017-07-23 10:28:02 Post No.38564954
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>>38563059
he's really hot in this pic, no homo

Slav Barkeep
Frogs and Feels tavern 2017-07-23 08:00:20 Post No.38562910
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Frogs and Feels tavern Slav Barkeep 2017-07-23 08:00:20 Post No. 38562910 [Report] [View this topic]

is now open
come, order a drink, bitch about life
jukebox is now playing
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQ1FB3Rz0g
barkeep have slight hangover since y-day, so be patient and don't shout

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:08:23 Post No.38563029
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>>38562910
Booker's, neat. Leave the bottle.

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Moving to new place for cucklege. Any advice?

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>>38563029
tough day?
>>38563076
>Any advice?
order something

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:59:21 Post No. 38562895 [Report] [View this topic]

have u ever tried or know someone who self harms?

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:00:19 Post No.38562909
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i used to be a self harmer. ask away. havent done it for about a year maybe 2 now.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:00:52 Post No.38562919
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>>38562895
if you do it stop
if you don't don't start
Because it'll be really hard to explain scars without getting sent to some psyche ward.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:01:03 Post No.38562922
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>>38562895
I cut, but mainly in places where it doesn't get noticed, like my chest, thighs, ~~and dick~~

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:52:54 Post No. 38562801 [Report] [View this topic]

California girl kills sister in car crash, continues livestream

http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:55:13 Post No.38562827
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Sucks to be her. Also is that thing on the girls head what vaginas look like?

Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:56:28 Post No.38562845
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>>38562801
Was the uploaded anywhere else?

Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:56:47 Post No.38562854
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roasties arent human

Anonymous
What human archetype are you? 2017-07-23 07:14:19 Post No.38562276
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What human archetype are you? Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:14:19 Post No. 38562276 [Report] [View this topic]

Describe your life as if it were a role you live as a human being. I'll go first. The idea is to explain how you take up space.

This is your life in 2017.

I'm the financially broke artist. I have no ambitions in my life and I'm so poor I don't even have money to eat. When I did have money I spent it on building my own personal music studio in my bedroom. I wrote a song today that very few people will actually hear because I only write music to please myself.
On a side note I'm so fucked in the head the government pays me to live.

Now its your turn, tell me what your role is; not as it should be but how it actually is.

Music for your soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3rbypwjQL

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:37:14 Post No.38562605
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>>38562276
>Not using the original 12 jungian archetypes
And you were so close to enlightment, you poor little faggot, OP.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 09:05:21 Post No.38563886
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sauce for image
what the heck is that

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>>38562276
Egoistic failure

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2017-07-23 06:58:19 Post No.38562008
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 06:58:19 Post No. 38562008 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys!

Why don't you fill out some questions? Respond to other people's questions and post your own, etc.
>age
>ethnicity
>location
>virgin/single?
>hobbies
>living situation
>have any kids?
>currently employed? What job?
>ever been arrested?
>ever been in prison? What for?
>smoke/drink?
>use drugs?
>ever been in the military?
>ever been institutionalized?
>any mental illnesses?
>describe your closest friend

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 07:07:08 Post No.38562159
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>23
>White
>Flavor Town
>KH, but no V
>Nothing
>I'm alive
>0
>College
>Nope
>Nope
>I drink rum&Pepsi / fermented OJ
>Nope
>Nope
>None that I know of
>My Dad

~~I got "Hoes Lane" in my captcha~~

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:01:23 Post No.38562927
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18
white
Straya
virgin and single
movies, vidya games
stable
Im starting door to door sales on monday but i'm ripped up to hell
University
nope
nope
both
nope
nope
depression anxiety
cant be fucked

Anonymous 2017-07-23 08:43:56 Post No.38563528
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>>38562159
Please describe how it was to lose your virginity to a prostitute

Also:
28
White
France
Currently have fuck buddy, dating around
Lego, gunpla, movies
Live alone in the big city
No kids
One man IT department in small firm
Never arrested
Never been to prison
Drink, quit pot a couple months ago
Did acid and shit in my early twenties, not anymore
Never been in the military
Never been institutionalized
He's a dude who alternates between being proud of getting rid of friends and complaining about not having friends. Resents me for having friends. Got married to the first person he met of off Tinder.

Anonymous
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-07-23 06:46:12 Post No. 38561792 [Report] [View this topic]

F is for frens who do stuff together edition

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 06:47:56 Post No.38561824
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>>38561792
prefer sprinkles on my ice cream desu

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Another lonely Sunday

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 06:50:08 Post No.38561855 [Report]

First for another lovely Sunday spent with my favourite pals: ~~you guys!~~

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 05:46:08 Post No. 38560760 [Report] [View this topic]

>tee hee
>so why is it you can't get a gf anon?

Your response?

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Anonymous 2017-07-23 05:47:47 Post No.38560800
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>>38560760
Idk, I just haven't found the right one yet, ya know?

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>>38560760
Post more whores in mini skirts

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>>38560760
>implying i would be in such situation
top kek.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 05:38:12 Post No. 38560616 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you realize people actually have sex

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>>38560616
>tfw you realize nearly everyone has bland, normal sexual desires while you're extremely sexually depraved comparatively

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>tfw you realize every female you meet in your life had one of these private romantic moments with someone
>even someone you might call a close friend and you dont even know because its nothing special for them

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