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But you know that Californian condors evolved from storks due to the shape of their toes
>WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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>>34599916
you sound awfully tumblr, friend

>>34599891

>tfw to intelligent to reply to newfags who use memes wrong

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All I want is to carry on a conversation without feeling like I want to kill myyself

Don't you guys ever feel paranoid about the fact that mods on any website including this one, have tools with which they can see what you type before clicking Post?

>>34599940
They don't. It sends the message all at once. Not unless they have screen recording malware on your machine, which Wireshark has never found on mine.

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>>34599831
Wrong. If you don't have an autistic obsession with higher maths then you are NOT a robot.

>>34599853
IF YOU HAVE EVER REGARDED SOMETHING AS REMOTELY SERIOUS THEN YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT

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>>34599853
but i can't even understand algebra robot

no (You) for (You) buckaroo

>>34599818're welcome

Here. (You) desperate /f/uckhead.

>>34599795
>inb4 pony banhammer

>>34599795
greentext it op.

>>34599866
>pony

thats panty and stocking newfag.

Same I haven't talked to mine in weeks..but shes trying to reach out to me. She texted me and I only responded with "lol okay" she also just tried calling me but I missed it. I want to talk to her but she's been really disrespectful to me. Calling me a bitch, a cuck, ugly and telling me to go fuck myself. We've fooled around before but never actually fucked. What do

>>34599777
Can you please give me a quick rundown on these fine gentlemen in the picture?

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>>34599798

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control france with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

(bogpill is not shill/slide/viral market, it's a memetic bomb attempt at spreading actual redpills while avoiding censorship/hatespeech tag/tinfoil tag with an absurd/shitpost camo)

Hail /pol/ /r9k /tv/ /x/ Holy Alliance

>>34599798
i too would like to know about these fine gentlemen

Females don't learn anything from punishment, they should just be euthanized.

Well on one hand it it's bad he died.
On the other it's good the bitch boss that bullied him in a professional environment will be punished for bullying him when she's supposed to be leading him.

It's up to you to decide if the magnitude of happiness outweighs the magnitude of sadness, but that's your own decision and nobody can really tell you if it's the correct one or the incorrect one because this is America, feel your feels and don't regret it.

>>34599789
People might think you're memeing but its true. My mom has literally been trying for twenty years to get my brother to talk to her again using the same tactics that never work

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>want be normal
>hate normal people

>>34599698
Hate niggers

Can only fap to IR

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>>34599698
welp. this sums up my life.

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>>34599580
SIFTING AWAY THE DEBRIS OF HATED LIFE
COLD TOUCH OF DEATH BEGINS TO CHILL YOUR SPINE
SEEKING LIFE BEYOND YOUR PERISHMENT
REPEATING WORDS ECHOING THROUGH YOUR MIND

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AND I WILL REMEMBER
THAT SUMMER
AS THE SUMMER I WAS TAKING STEROIDS
BECAUSE YOU LIKE A MAN WITH MUSCLES
AND I LIKE YOU

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THERE AIN'T NO DOCTOR ON EARTH
THERE AIN'T NO LORD UP ABOVE
THAT KNOWS A MEDICINE
FOR LIFE SAVING LOVE

>>34599479
boy intimacy or girl intimacy

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>>34599479
Have an anonymous internet hug, botfriend. This one's on the house

>>34599565
girlllll desu

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>>34599455
they made me bigger and stronger

Being underweight stunts your growth not SSRI's eat more even if it feels uncomfortable. you'll never get the chance again to grow as you do when you are young.

>>34599455
I stopped growing after the age of 13 and wear the same clothes I did in middle school, which is when I started taking SSRIs. Although, my body is pretty average.

I've heard of more extreme cases of this as well, like kids in special ed at high school who are 16-18 but look like they're 10. They've been on medication since primary school which causes their bodies to never mature.

>>34599400
>Neptune city

Only in America

This is in the jersey shore area? That bitch is a tranny

>>34599400

i don't know man, i don't think it's so simple like that.

women should just stay at home like robits do

>>34599362
caffeine actually makes anxiety worse.

>>34599362
So how are you fat because of a zero calorie product?

>>34599459
do your research boy, diet is worse

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>>34599361
Tell him about the rabbits

>>34599361
The rabbits anon, can he tend 'em?

>>34599660
he's not the type of brain damaged where you can tell him things

>Guys like us, that post on /r9k/, are the loneliest guys in the world. They got no family. They don't belong no place.

>>34599347
Everyday. Oregeno

I feel like ive been molded for civil war since a young age and have always rebelled against it. Now that its nearly upon us, i regret never joining the army like my parents wanted

>>34599347
No.

Except, I do feel the last part.

>you feel it would be extremely easy for you to end up going the rest of your life without other people expressing any faint trace of interest in you, romantic or otherwise