>tfw a meme I made for r9k bait threads get posted regularly on newssites to make a point
anyone else here an artist?
Is it smug Nazi Pepe?
i try to be an artist
>>38727602
my mom says im artistic
so did the doctor
are you really artistic too?
To those of you who aren't pathetic NEETs like myself, whats it like to have at least something going for you?
Depends what sort of job you have.
I imagine working in fast food could be even more depressing than being a NEET.
I like having money but travelling to the city for good prostitutes can be scary. I want a sex robot.
>>38727454
Sucks dude I'd rather go neet and play vidya all day, but then I'd have to explain the gap in my employment when the thing I'm waiting for comes up.
It's nice saving all this fucking money I guess but when you can swindle the government for the same amount in necessities, it's almost like this money only has value if I blow it on idiotic shit then scrounge benefits to live.
Buying something useful like a house is so far above what I can pay it may as well be impossible.
Modern economys fucking stupid.
>>38727454
Why are you a neet OP? Have you tried being a wagie?
What's the best J rap song and why is it Asahi?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtT6a9I4zF0
>>38727433
j reyez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da0tEIgTHPE
skip to the last guy's verse if you can't stand listening to the beginning
>>38728855
2:22
orign al in al origanl
it's funny because the best rapper in the video only has one other song. J reyez was always kinda trash and still is.
>>38727433
Absolute shit taste in rap. You are the definition of weeb. Just go back to listening to 90s east coast rap.
>>38728855
>J-Rap
>Posts a gook
This is why nobody takes this trash board seriously. You fuck up even simple things
look at this fucking norm pretending he's depressed
what TH EFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
why would he say such a hdisgusting lie
now chads are all going to say "just travel lmao" to depressed people
he just wanted some reddit karma so he can feel validated in his miserable existence
>>38727432
most people pretend to be depressed now. it's sort of a "trend" to pretend you wanna kill yourself and that you hate life. and either way, this retarded normalfag probably didn't know his joy is temporary and that the instant he travels back home he'll get depressed again. we all know the best long term way to fix depression is lobotomy or suicide
>>38727432
Reddit has more manipulation and lies for the sake of fake Internet attention than even Facebook. Fuck that place.
Robots,
What culture has the best quinine. What should I learn to cook?
Mexico, boi
The Africans should have perfected Quinine by this point. Hardly hear of any malaria cases anymore.
>>38727356
nice dude, how did a robot like you get nudes
>my oneitis plays Skyrim.is obviously a normie, but she plays a lot of vidya
>falls for the stealth archer memedon't blame her though seeing as how literally everything else is pure garbage
>wow anon this game is so fun
>goes to winterhold
>should i join the college anon?
>no. you aren't a mage so it wouldn't make any sense at all. you'd be the only person there without robes, pretty immersion breaking
>yeah you're right...
>joins anyway
is it wrong for me to be bothered by this? why do people play RPGs if they aren't even going to bother to roleplay? i don't even like Skyrim, but like what the hell
>is it wrong
Yes it is wrong to have female acquaintances and still post on this board
>>38727327
Sorry OP but you show signs of mild autism. Atleast youre not sure about your opinion
>>38727337
>doesnt have a oneitis that he orbits
why are you here anon?
I found out today that my girlfriend cuts herself.
What should I do to help her?
pic unrelated
Jerk off onto the bleeding cuts and then get her to lick it up
Tell her she's looking fat and her pussy smells like something died inside. Also show more affection to her mother/sisters, they deserve it.
>>38727315
>my girlfriend
out mr norman nobody cares about you and your psychologically disturbed slut gf hopefully she hits an artery and bleed slowly to death and i hope you find her bloated body in the bathroon, with piss and shit all over the floor
>Girl seems perfect to me, personality and looks are great
>Only flaw is she's mormon
Is it bad that it's a complete deal breaker for me that shes religious? I just really can't deal with that shit. I honestly don't mind that much, but if I dated her it would be inevitable that she would start trying to take me to church and convert me and shit. And not to say that this girl would even date me. But just for discussion, what are your thoughts on dating someone with far different religious views from you? Like I said, I don't really mind but I just don't want to end up going to church and shit. Am I just being ridiculous?
>>38727270
No, and Mormon girls will definitely use their charms to convert you then dump you once the cult gives her the props for the conversion. She will then go back to Chad, who just finished his 2-year missionary journey and is now in 'muh priesthood'. Don't fucking bother.
>>38727357
This girl doesn't seem like the type of girl who would dump after converting. But honestly seems like it would be a burden on the whole relationship if I had to deal with going to church. I just really can't get behind that.
Have you had any experiences like that anon?
>>38727427
lol just get with her and see how things play out. maybe you can convert her instead senpai :^)
>Still masturbating to white traps
>ignoring hyper realistic black qt traps
>caught up in your racism to realize the error of your ways
>busting mediocre nuts
I mean come on, look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opp-hNFUcC8
You really think a white trap can compete with this? Even your most 'feminine' white trap will pale in comparison to a beautiful blk one.
>>38727258
>be like
And that's how I know you are a fucking cancerous normalfag.
>>38727258
They make an okay drag queen at best
Stop lying to yourself
>busting mediocre nuts
ill have you know I edge myself and have the best cums I can
i cum bigs
What is the least healthy/cheap fast food place you robots have eaten at?
Long john silvers
That's like the only place that has trans fat in anything lmao
the fucking dumpster
>>38727261
I worked there as a teenager. It probably took years off my life.
>tfw no chubs bf
life is pain and suffering im ready to go
>>38727221
>tfw chubbier than this
>tfw just want someone who will love my big hairy body
post contact info anon
>>38727298
post bod pics first plz
and thank you
>>38727221
what's the psychology behind liking these men ?
If you wanted to mentally break a girl you barely know, how would you go about doing it?
>>38727198
Rape
Fjjffj
>>38727198
Insult something about her looks, that's what truly destroys roasties.
>>38727198
Pretend you like her a lot and make her feel great about herself. Then, slowly start to ignore her and make little comments about her appearance and weight. She'll want to kill herself in no time.
Who else /JUST/ here?
I'm a 21yo ameature comedian and I just found out the girl I wanted to marry settled in with another guy.
>first GF cheated
>2nd was confusing
>3rd cheated
>4th cheated
>5th psychotic feminist
Now before you permavirgins say that I had the privilege of dating, I would hardly consider it dating since all were those high school shams, the only real legit in adulthood was the 4th.
I never has any sexual relations with any of the girls and after being cheated I resorted to having sex with prostitutes. I used to think it was because I'm horny but really it's just me coping.
There was only one thing helping me be positive and that was my best friend Amber because we're close enough to be family. That's the idea, I wanted to get married To her in the future, I honestly thought after all this bullshit we can get married when she's ready.
>I find out today she moved in with a guy she's only known for 4 months.
How fucking stupid am I for believing the marriage meme? For literally hanging my life on woman to the point what they do affects me. I lost her, it explains why she hasn't answered me in over a week. I used comedy to mask depression.
>>38727193
https://www.mgtow.com/
orgigininig
I stopped reading at amature comedian please try harder next time.
>>38727193
Stopped reading at first GF
GTFO normalbitch
Sage
Is Long John Silvers robot food?
They serve tendies and everything they have is unhealthy, so yes.
Looks like it right about now. Fuck me running matey
>>38727206
>tendies
DAE praise Kek? upvoted, don't let the normies find our dank memes
Any types of porn you robots are ashamed of watching?
>>38727132
>got internet on our family computer at age 10
>was on the internet playing runescape mostly in 2006
>by age 12 I was watching porn on it while my parents were out, got caught a few times though it was all pretty vanilla at that point
>by age 14 I was watching entry level weird, like gangbangs, bdsm and tentacles
>at age 15 got an ipod, could look at weirder shit and in private
>by age 16 was jerking it to actual horses and incredibly degenerate shit
n-not much, you?
Obviously the gay stuff, people will think I really want to fuck men when really I just want a thick bitch.
>>38727187
My friends were talking the other day on how they dont understand how anyone can like a thigh job. Little do they know its my favorite type of porn and I worship thighs...