This is probably the worst place to ask but whatever I don't have any friends so I'm desperate
I like hanging out and doing stuff with my parents a lot, they're my best friends. But they sometimes want to invite my dad's brother along who is pretty much the epitome of "creepy uncle" status. Hugs you for way too long and too tight, I have to wear clothes that are enormous and don't show my figure at all or he creepily ogles me the whole fucking time, etc. And my parents don't even notice any of this shit at all, I don't know what to do.
He also keeps giving me lots of money for birthdays and Christmas and just any time I see him at all so my mom tells me I have to call him up and thank him and shit. I swear to god he does it on purpose just so I have to call and thank him. How do I tell my parents about this, or how do I make this stop? I really love my parents and like spending time with them and don't want to stop that because of him.
pls help me defeat my creepy uncle
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>>36753013
>keeps giving you money
>giving
>you
>money
Anon, you're wasting the potential in this.
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>>36753060
I don't want his dirty creepy uncle perv money I don't want anything to do with him at all
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>>36753013
You a Femanon or Maleanon?
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>everyone is using discord
>already out the loop, cant stand discord, have no friends on it and I like Skype
why do things have to fucking change
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>>36753001
I can sum up my experiences with discord like this
>Too many fucking channels
>Everyone feels the need to make their own and invite everyone into it
>Never enough time to keep up with any of them
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Skype is a botnet and Microsoft sells your information to third parties and the government
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>>36753001
dIscord is basically facebook with voice chat. it's the program of choice for normies.
Real robots use TS/Mumble/Vent
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IMPORTANT FACEBOOK DISCOVERY
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Rejoice, my robots, for we can easily browse facebook in mere seconds.
Just select create account and facebook will accept any bullshit you type! Sorry if old, but this is a sure upgrade in quality of life for us robots!
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>>36752949
>Just select create account and facebook will accept any bullshit you type
That must mean they're really desperate for new users.
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OP here. I urge everyone to try it out!
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>>36752949
>asks for phone number
>anonymous voip services dont work
what now faggot
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Today's my 20th birthday /r9k/. Spending it on 4chan. Like all my other days.
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yep everyday is the same day
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Happy getting closer to death day, anon
May you find happiness one day
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>>36753042
Thanks friend.
Maybe I'll score this year.
Hasn't been enough Rose around here for a long time , _ ,
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>this is what 2 months without epi does to /rose/
pathetic
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>>36753845
> epi
Exocrine pancreatic insufficiency (EPI) is a condition that occurs when the pancreas fails to provide the necessary amount of digestive enzymes. Due to a lack of these enzymes, people with EPI cannot properly digest the nutrients in food such as fats, proteins, and carbohydrates (maldigestion).
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>>36752902
thank FUCK
ive been dying to talk aboutrose_______
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Does anyone else fucking hate MtF trannies? I despise them so fucking much. They are spoiled little effeminate autistic queers and man-children that have had it so easy their whole lives, they were just such effeminate queers that they couldn't handle the pressures of being men in western society.
So they take a look at how easy women have it, and they want that easy life, so they chop off their dicks and undergo hormone treatments and change their entire lives. Change their names, their clothes, everything.
Then, they demand that everybody cater to them and call them women when they aren't. They spread their autism everywhere online and have such a sneering smug sense of arrogance because they are untouchable and they live in a degenerate society that lets them do whatever the fuck they want.
I fucking hate all you MtF tranny scum. Disgusting subhuman abominations.
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>>36752854
I feel the same way about FtM trannies honestly. They are some of the most pathetic people in the world, I will never respect one
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>that have had it so easy their whole lives
I was forced to go to a conversion therapy camp and was kicked out of my house and disowned by my family when I was 15 just for wanting to be a girl
Why do you think we have it easy? The media is lying to you about us
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>>36752854
It sounds like you invest a substantial portion of your time and energy worrying about things you can't change and that have nothing to do with you.
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Hello /r9k/,
I know how stupid and high-risk it is to ask for favors on 4chan however I have exhausted all other options, please hear me out. I honestly do not know the feels that I should feel right now.
This is literally my second time posting on this board but I've been a long time lurker since m00t re-opened the board.
I swore I would never come back to this website again but I guess one can truly never leave. It seems there are a lot more fembots now and the board is more centered around relationships than ever before but this is irrelevant to my story.
>Be average kid, about to start high school
>Vidya was life
>I would have a blast just playing Burnout Paradise with friends
>Driving the formula car, racing "Around paradise" with two of my best friends almost all the time
>One of my friends (let's call him "Alex" for the sake of the story) was really good in the game and actually had beaten Kaos94 once, who was literally number one online
>It was pure and simply uncontainable fun and excitement
>My first platinum on PS3 was in this game, made me feel like a king
>I remember one time me and two other friends played for twenty three hours straight
>Realize now that this was in 2008-2009, feel like shit
CONT'D
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>High school starts
>Still play vidya but I was doing IB so I had to devote less and less time, but I take up drumming instead
>It's is good tho, I have my close friends and we're cool and I'm loving playing the drums
>Second term sophomore year I see this girl in my pre-HL Chem class (school made us take prep courses - it was kinda retarded when I think about it)
>She is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, brunette and green eyes, I still have a thing for green eyes to this day
>I'm literally stunned, I could look at her all my life and still not get bored
>Teachers sees me frozen and yells to me to take my seat because I'm looking like an idiot in the middile of the class just staring,frozen
>Whole class turns to look at me and for a brief moment I lock eyes with her
>Felt like I got shot and I could feel as if a bullet pierced me for a second
>All of this was like ten seconds but felt like five minutes to me
>My face is red and I scan the room to find an empty seat
>Alex tells me after class that I was being such a faggot
>I don't even care
>To this day I have no idea what that class was about at all, I just kept staring at her
>Go home that day and I listen to Pink Floyd all day in my bed, was a big fan back then
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>>36752940
>Decide that my only chance with this girl is going to be through music
>Just to get her attention I form a band with my friends, Alex on bass
>We're mostly playing Megadeth and I'm actually learning quite a bit - but I was never too interested in Megadeth
>Alex was a hge Megadeth fan, but I didn't care I was just having fun
>Have these nights where we meet up at one of the members' houses, smoke weed and listen to music all night
>I start getting more invested in music, so do my friends feels like we genuinely enjoy playing together
>Decide to play for the school so we rehearse for two months for a five song setlist
>The day of the show I literally had to carry the entire drumkit three floors, wasn't feeling like a rock-star anymore
>As we preapare the stage a crowd starts to gather
>Soundcheck done, I'm sitting on the throne (the drum stool) looking for her in the crowd that's like maybe fifty people.
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>>36753098
>We start playing our setlist and with more popular songs there is a bigger crowd
>We're ripping through the list and by the fifth song I'm absolutely spent
>Crowd is actually quite large, some even watching from the upper floors
>Finish our set, and the applause we get (from maybe one or two hundred people now) is still one of the best feelings I've had in my life
>I don't care though, I'm still hoping to see her
>People start dispersing and I'm disassembling the cymbals still looking for her, but to no avail
>There is no crowd now and she is definitely not here, it was a good show but I'm not feeling happy too much
>I carry the kit upstairs again
>I think this was sixth period, get my stuff and starts walking to the chem lab, I'm late
>She's there
>Felt sad that she skipped the show but realize that my seat is taken
>Search for an empty one and I can't believe it, it's next to her
>Heart beating really fast, I wasn't even so nervous in front of the crowd, what the fuck is happening
>Walk to the seat next to her slowly, I'm trying to look cool but my heart is about the rip my veins any moment
CONT'D
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Does anyone else here not care anymore about appearing like a creep to women anymore?
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meh shitty tits
you could've done better dude
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>>36752836
i don't encounter women
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>>36752836
>when her weight starts with 400
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Anyone got some tips on how to purge / vomit more effectively? Just spend 10 minutes sticking my fingers down my throat and only managed to vomit up half a cup full of slime. None of the food actually came up at all.
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This might be a silly question, but have you tried the normal means of losing bodyfat first?
>Drink only water, do not drink any liquid calories whatsoever (exception for protein powder in some cases)
>Consume only 12x your bodyweight in calories, i.e. eat under maintainence
>Lifting weights and exercising regularly
>Consider using stimulants (even just preworkout powders) for added effect on reducing appetite
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>>36752674
>sip a glass of water in between bites
>never throw up more than 2 hours after eating
>stand up while bending at the waist and leaning downwards toward toilet to purge
>don't eat hard to purge foods like bread and chocolate if you're a newbie, if you feel the need to binge eat something that'll come up easily like icecream and get rid of it fast
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>>36752674
Try short-term (48-72hr) water fast. Did two in the past 2 weeks lost over 10 lbs
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>tfw curved dick
Do women prefer straight dicks or curved ones?
Not talking about a 90 degree angle, but slightly curved to the left.
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>>36752638
like it matters at that point. get offa here
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Your normal anon.i also have a curved dick witch shoots 90 degrees up
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there are no wrong shaped dicks
only wrong shaped vaginas
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autistic qt3:14 fembot here, ask a girl anything!
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>>36752571
>autistic qt3:14 fembot here, ask a girl anything!
Will you be my girlfriend? I can pay you.
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go to reddit to hold ur AMAs fucking roastie
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>>36752571
Define autism in "fembots"?
>be me
>really want blind gf
>learn braille so that I can talk to blind people
>can't find any blind girls
>tfw no blind gf
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>learn braille so that I can talk to blind people
Jesus OP you're a fucking moron.
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>>36752533
>so I can talk to blind people
>mfw you need your eyes to speak
You're a fucking dumbass, anon.
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>>36752560
>>36752581
theres nothing moronic about believing in love!
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Come on this wholesome Discord server, enjoy the shitposts and please bully my dick.
/ECuAjr7
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fun server, quality porn is posted
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oregano baby
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why does everyone come and shill their discord servers on /r9k/ now?
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>Be me
>29 yo white male
>Go out to get drunk
>Alone
>Enter a pub and sit down at the bar
>Order a beer
>Two girls come in and sit next to me
>Fat, ugly, pierced, one with blue hair, the other red
>Obv feminists are obv
>They start yapping about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity and shit
>I fucking explode
>Jump from my stool and point at them
>"You filthy whores!
>Don't you dare claim to be oppressed when you are the ones who are silencing others
>Don't you dare claim to be marginalized when it's because of you that people are living in fear, afraid to speak their minds
>Don't you dare BE SOUR
>CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO-TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWAAAAAA!!!"
>"It's a new day, yes it is!"
>The New Day enter the bar and start beating down on the feminist cancer
>They defend themselves with bar stools when suddenly
>An RKO out of nowhere strikes down the blue haired one
>Randy Orton stares down the other cancer, but she cheap-shots him and kicks him in the balls
>John Cena runs in and continues to stare her down as if saying "Go try that shit again, bitch"
>She tries it again, but Cena catches her leg, then lifts her up and deals her an AA
>Cover
>ONE
>TWO
>THREE
>DINGDINGDING
>DA DARA DAAAAA...DA DARA DAAAAA
>Waiter brings us six champagne glasses filled with milk
>Toast each other
>While toasting, Randy Orton looks into John Cena's eyes for a little bit too long
>Sexual tension that has been building up over years breaks loose
>Both pull down their pants
>Orton mounts Cena from behind and starts pounding him to the rythm of Cena's still playing entrance theme
>DA DARA DAAAAA...DA DARA DAAAAA
>Xavier Woods takes out Francesca II
>Comps Cena's entrance theme on the trombone
>BWB BWRB BWWWWW...BWB BWRB BWWWWW
>BWB BWRB BWWWWW...BWB BWRB BWWWWW
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>>36752410
>sides launched into orbit
>it's been 5 minutes since they went up
>wonder if they are ever coming down
good post anon
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Finally a greentext that actually fucking happened. Good for you OP sounds like a good evening
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>>36752410
this actually happened.
>>36752672
you're right
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Is he finished? Is this really it?
Is the second printing of the book going to be the final thing?
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>>36752387
his video game, man. cmon its an interactive mde experience
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>>36752387
mde never dies, Sam Hydes on the hunt for more schools
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>>36752387
God I hope not, he's slowly becoming a redpilled goliath,(which I don't necessarily like) but I really hope MDE is far from finished.