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>tfw i was left alone for 2 days and this happened help me /r9k/ 2017-07-01 06:08:01 Post No.38073213
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>tfw i was left alone for 2 days and this happened help me /r9k/
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Jesus /r9k/ how do i clean up molten plastic?
Here's how it hapened
>Be neet
>Be me
>Be left alone for two days
>moms very worried
>i shake it off
>warm my food on the stove
>leave
>come back and the entire apartment is filled with thick smog of burning plastic on the stove
>Holy shit.jpg
>almost me and my dog died and would have if i didnt check my food so early
>Run me & my dog to safety and start to heavily ventilate the entire house
>turns out the damn protective sealing for the lights for the stove had fallen
>Like wtf i didnt even touch that
Anyways r9k how do i clean this up? Dont want to make such a mess, its a good deciliter of molten plastic on the stove
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>>38073213
Take a pic for proof OP plz
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From the little experience i have plastic doesn't stick to solid objects, so you could probably wait for it to cool and then just take it off
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>>38073213
It should be pretty easy to clean up once it cools down. Plastic and metal don't really stick to each other very well.
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It's only gonna get worse 2017-07-01 06:07:30 Post No.38073207
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It's only gonna get worse
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You better do something now or else.
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Or else what wite boi. I'm a brown dude so what are you gonna do about that
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>>38073224
Your opinion is irrelevant. Spanish rape baby bitch.
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>>38073207
>brazil
HUEHUEHUE
>cuddling with sis in her bed
>life is good
>eventually dad comes in
>looks at me angrily
>his face gets even more red than it usually is
>almost screaming, he tells me to gtfo to my room
Did he think I was molesting her or what? I was little spoon actually
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Share some stories of you and your sister
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I've always wished I had a sister. But nope I'm bastard black sheep son with no dad and half brother. Maybe next time desu
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Honestly every time I come onto this board I'm starting to imagine the average age of people on here to be 13-16 years old tops. For some odd reason I thought it would have been 20-30+ year olds, but I guess that's incorrect of me.
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Women complaining about dating, especially online dating need to completely fuck right off
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Okay?
Tell a story mate
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>>38073112
Women are entirely unaware how disproportionate the attention they get and the effort they have to give in
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>>38073112
Same with men.
All of you, male, female, attack helicopter, whatever, you can completely fuck right off with your fucking tedious, never-ending whining about finding a mate.
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Has anyone here ever gone to one of those professional cuddlers? 2017-07-01 05:59:17 Post No.38073101
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Has anyone here ever gone to one of those professional cuddlers?
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I don't even care about sex anymore, I just want to be held.;_;
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no robots have done it?
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>>38073101
This is a thing? Where can you go for this?
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>>38073927
It's real, google it.
Like three quarters of them are in upstate New York
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hey r9k,
i recently got a job at a 5 star restaurant waiting tables (don't ask how, i don't know)
the job is good, i'd say 77% of my tables are extremely satisfied (big smiles, laughing, generous tips)
it make's me feel great, i am serving a purpose and enjoy my job. but when interacting with co workers, friends or establishing "real" relationships with people i have trouble.
why does building "real" relationships seem so unnatural in contrast?
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>>38073100
You're probably a schizoid, anon.
It's no big deal, really.
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>>38073100
80% people can interact on the go with new people
20% needs to take time. it's partial autism
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>>38073100
You're not a sociopath, anon. Don't worry.
Possible schizord or Asperger/autism, but definitely not antisocial personality disorder.
Anyone here /velcro/
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>>38073007
How autistic are you?
orginal comment is orginal.
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>>38073142
24 years old and can't tie my shoes
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>>38073174
You like sketchers?
Continuation of thread about /ourgirl/ from earlier.
Yeah I creeped her facebook a little, which one of you fuckers did this?
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>>38072870
Do I post more?
Originalgo
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>>38072870
>My body hates me more than I hate myself
Feels like I'm reading the same exact shit from different girls all the girl.
>i hate myself so much boohoo
>nobody understands me
Jesus
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>>38072894
>i hate myself so much boohoo
>nobody understands me
Sounds a lot like the average robot, doesn't it?
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What are good low maintenance pet for robots that isn't a gay cat?
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>>38072845
Just get fish. I love my little guy.
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>>38072845
a heterosexual cat
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Snakes, just gotta make sure they have their environment right.
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What's a good anime to watch, /r9k/?
I like things like durarara, baccano, evangelion, higurashi, code geass, ghost hunt, umineko...
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>>38072823
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From the New World
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>>38072980
Should read the book first though
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>>38072980
Seconding Shinsekai Yori
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Fictional characters you relate with 2017-07-01 05:36:23 Post No.38072804
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Fictional characters you relate with
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2017-07-01 05:36:23
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ITT post characters you relate with and explain why
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour
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This shitpost was made months ago buddy, I'll give you your (you) and a bump, but seriously this is a pathetic bait attempt only ledditors will fall for.
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>hated everyone
>wanted to cause mayhem for no reason
>expert manipulator
>made it so the heroes couldnt get a satisfying win
>mentally unstable
I also have a tattoo of her out of respect
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>>38072960
>me
>also wicked sense of humor
hoIy shit
men BTFO
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>india
who cares
literal shithole
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literally who gives a fuck about what some poo thinks? Maybe we'll start treating them like they're part of humanity when they get working sewage
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>>38072739
What the literal fuck is wrong with woman, seriously? Any time I think a woman might be logical they ALWAYS go spouting some bullshit like this
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>>38072761
stop thinking from an American perspective, other countries exist
India represents like a quarter of the world's population
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>"Hey, anon! Since you're here, let's have some fun!"
What do?
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>>38072673
this is nightmare fuel
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>>38072673
su-do-ku
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I would lose to the dick
Why are human babies so stupid and weak compared to other animals' babies?
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Generally speaking the longer it takes an animal to grow up the more complex its brain is. This is why Africans reach maturity faster than whites and why girls reach maturity before boys.
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>>38072633
>Africans reach maturity faster than whites and why girls reach maturity before boys.
Except they don't especially considering white men usually start balding before 20 and most white women are fat or wrinkled by 30.
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Brain needs to be small to pass through vaginal cavity, among others evolutionary factors
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I dont wash my hands when i go to the toilet. However i always turn the tap on and off so anyone whos listening doesnt think im a grub.
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at that point why not just wash em?
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washing your hands is a meme
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>>38072610
>jbfdzx