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origeig

>>38315712
Pretend you are a girl. Say something really feminist and you will get tons of (You)s.

>>38315712
>>38315712
>>38315712
>>38315712
>>38315712
just subtly imply that you are a super chad, or underage, or a woman, or say something incredibly retarded, and (you)s will be guaranteed.

Get yourself some drugs

>>38315622
If parents ded: understand that this is natural, they die before you do as a general rule.
If boyfriend and you are girl: time heals all wounds.
if boyfriend and you are boy: therapy to deal with mental illness
if brother: that sucks, no advice
if friend: no experience, can't help

come stay with me honey bunny I'll fug you somethin real good

Can you describe how it ruined your relationship?

>>38315621
hes friend fucked him in the ass now hes butthurt about it

>>38315621
She doesn't see me the same way now, sees it as a mistake, is afraid I'm in love with her and hates herself for feeling this way.

>>38315504
They don't want guys who want them they want guys who are willing to role-play that they are identical to a female in every way without ever breaking character

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>>38315504
>rejected by another Prostitute
Mcfucking kill me already

>>38315545
to go off of what this anon said, they don't want guys that want them because they are trannies. they can sense that a mile away. pretend they're normal girls and treat them that way and they will fall for you

>>38315491
I have to admit that I watch horrortheater.

His videos aren't bad if you just take his topics as interesting spectacles and not "spoooky shit ur pants" scary horror videos

The blue whale game is a meme though, right? Nobody's actually THAT retarded.

Sounds a lot like the plot of "nerve"

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>>38315544
Checking the Wikipedia article it seems like 150 or so russians offed themselves playing the blue meme game.

Then a large number of cases in South America with kids carving blue whales into their arms before jumping to death.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale_(game)

Those are not 'normies' mostly they are just kids who are being abused online and blackmailed what leads to their suicides.
t. Russian

>>38315430
i mean.... you COULD..... but you shouldn't. go to /fit/ and ask them

>>38315453
I'm recovering from a serious b12 deficiency and feel rotten if I don't get enough protein. also I do cardio daily

>>38315430
No.
But it can replace a meal so you could manage off that and a few eggs or some spinach chicken salad plus plenty complex aminos to break it down because you're poor like me.

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>>38315403
That's where you're wrong, Kiddo

oreganal

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Good, if frogger and fagface are what you call good I hope you never do

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at least we were around to witness its birth

we're a part of autist history

>>38315400
I would. I've seen some really cute deaf girls, but approaching them is hard.
Mainly because you have to write down everything

>>38315400
It's my dream to date a blind person. Where do I meet one?

>>38315445
>It's my dream to date a blind person.
Why's that?

And sadly, I've never met one. At least, one that wasn't old.

>>38315385
And you'll be fucking it more than anyone else ever OP

I recently told a girl I loved her and withdrew the claim quickly because I thought I weirded her out.

At a certain point the idea of living anyone seems completely bizarre.

>>38315385
I love any dog more than I'll love you

You'll still lose weight. That thing ain't 1600 calories.

>>38315256
400 calories a day is considered anorexic. Why aren't you trying to lose weight the safe way? If you eat more it will keep you from bingeing on junk food.

Why are fatties so fucking retarded when it comes to losing weight? Just count calories and eat 300 below your TDEE

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Sounds really cool, bro. I'll be sure to check it out.

>>38315231
My name is John, not Zack. That was a typo.

>>38315231
Cool banana pick John! :)

>>38315183
:-)continue anon I just got off a 10 hours shift

>>38315183
>he writes greentexts by the post and doesn't write it all out in wordpad to paste into the thread

>get old collar and leash and put it on it
>walk around neighborhoood to see if cat'll walk home itself
>literally just chills outside next to my house
>waks around a little bit but mostly stays in same general area
>open back up door and it darts in
>it was getting dark out, so figured i'd let it stay the night and check about ownership tomorrow
>next day
>walk around neighborhood looking for lost cat posters and asking around
>still nothing
>last cat's name was Zelda so in keeping up with a LoZ tradition i name this one Midna for now. at least until i find owner
>take cat home and realize it has nothing to do
>thinking i might need to keep this thing for a while i go to the store
>get some food, catnip, and kitty litter
>get home give it some catnip (Midna loves that good kush) and set up a cardboard box for her to shit in
>feed it regularly for a couple weeks
>periodically check neighborhood for missing cat posters and shit
>fucking nothing
>a month passes and i've basically declared Midna to be mine at this point

>>38315145
>God damn I wish I were Japanese
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljLVfAVNQM

even being an average japanese boy is better than my shit life

>>38315145
I wish I were literally anyone else and the me I currently am didn't exist.

>>38315145
No you fucking don't. Especially if you're male.

igsigskgskgskhdlhdohdohdohdohdohdosyxuf

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>>38315033
Mommy please touch my butt and cuddle me

>>38315884
Sure! Tell me about how your day was too :o.

>>38315026
How much XP do I need to get a gf? And what sort of quests will that involve?

Same shit as always. Collect crystals, stop the normie empire, kill a boss with multiple forms.
Although, we probably won't make it past the first area.

>>38315026
The game would be a massive brawl between all of the party members, considering how this board has become flooded with normies over the past few years.