What comes across your mind after reading this, r9k?
> try an hour straight to think of a new color
> notice how autistic it is
> rethink life decisions
How do I get (you)s? No one ever responds to me
just subtly imply that you are a super chad, or underage, or a woman, or say something incredibly retarded, and (you)s will be guaranteed.
how do I stop missing him
If parents ded: understand that this is natural, they die before you do as a general rule.
If boyfriend and you are girl: time heals all wounds.
if boyfriend and you are boy: therapy to deal with mental illness
if brother: that sucks, no advice
if friend: no experience, can't help
Just had sex with my best friend of five years and it ruined our relationship and I lost the best thing I had in life.
Why do you feel like killing yourself, robots?
>rejected by another tranny
>rejected by another Prostitute
Mcfucking kill me already
to go off of what this anon said, they don't want guys that want them because they are trannies. they can sense that a mile away. pretend they're normal girls and treat them that way and they will fall for you
Seems like the normies have a 50 day challenge where they ultimately kys, it's called the "Blue Whale Game".
Any russianons got a copy of the 50 tasks to share with us?
I have to admit that I watch horrortheater.
His videos aren't bad if you just take his topics as interesting spectacles and not "spoooky shit ur pants" scary horror videos
The blue whale game is a meme though, right? Nobody's actually THAT retarded.
Sounds a lot like the plot of "nerve"
Checking the Wikipedia article it seems like 150 or so russians offed themselves playing the blue meme game.
Then a large number of cases in South America with kids carving blue whales into their arms before jumping to death.
can I get all the protein I need from this? it says 11g essential amino acids
sorry I'm new to nutrition please educate me
we might not ever get a meme as good as pepe & wojak
That's where you're wrong, Kiddo
Good, if frogger and fagface are what you call good I hope you never do
at least we were around to witness its birth
we're a part of autist history
Could you date a blind girl? How about a deaf girl? It'd be quite the responsibility.
>l love my dog more than i'll love you
>eat 400 calories a day while swimming in the pool to try and lose weight
>drive past a wendy's
>cave in to my desires and buy a triple stacked limited time bacon queso burger with baconator fries
>stomach is fucking killing me, i won't survive the bathroom
it was worth it. best limited edition fast food burger of 2017
Hey everyone. I have trouble making friends, so my mom thought it would be a good idea if I stared a discord server. Pic is of me, what do you think? I'm interested if there are any single ladies on 2nite. I AM NOT GAY. I go by the gamertag condemned but my name is Zack. I like to roller skate, and do cross stitching with my nana.
How a literal fucking cat saved me from being a beta faggot for the rest of my life
>Just got fired from my shitty job for not showing up
>didn't really care
>spend weeks browsing 4chan and playing vidjya
>still no job
Let me also clarify this by saying I HAVE some friends and also social media. But I often never hang out or talk to any of them and I never posted anything on social media ever. Also, no girlfriend/virgin. I'm pretty average looking, not ugly autismo levels of betafaggotry, but that combined with social awkwardness kept me from dating anybody.
>one day after a month of not working (managed to get by having saved up a good $3000 in my savings
>i see a cat
>a rando fucking cat just hanging out in my yard
>I loved cats so I grabbed a few crackers and crushed them up to bring out to it.
>cat comes RIGHT up to me and lets me pet it/feed it whatever
>doesn't have a collar
>not sure if it has owner but it was really friendly.
>follows me onto porch where i give it a bowl of water
>laps that shit UP (must've been parched)
I also owned a cat before back when I was 7. But I never really took care of it. Was mostly my mom who did. I wasn't any good of an owner.
>get old collar and leash and put it on it
>walk around neighborhoood to see if cat'll walk home itself
>literally just chills outside next to my house
>waks around a little bit but mostly stays in same general area
>open back up door and it darts in
>it was getting dark out, so figured i'd let it stay the night and check about ownership tomorrow
>walk around neighborhood looking for lost cat posters and asking around
>last cat's name was Zelda so in keeping up with a LoZ tradition i name this one Midna for now. at least until i find owner
>take cat home and realize it has nothing to do
>thinking i might need to keep this thing for a while i go to the store
>get some food, catnip, and kitty litter
>get home give it some catnip (Midna loves that good kush) and set up a cardboard box for her to shit in
>feed it regularly for a couple weeks
>periodically check neighborhood for missing cat posters and shit
>a month passes and i've basically declared Midna to be mine at this point
God damn I wish I were Japanese