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What comes across your mind after reading this, r9k?
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>>38315799
I wonder if this Aimee Knight is cute.
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amateur blogpost shit probably written by a woman
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CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE HOLY SHIT WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT

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> try an hour straight to think of a new color
> notice how autistic it is
> rethink life decisions
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>>38315775
Sounds high to me
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>>38315775
>an hour straight
I have news for you, anon
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>>38315775
I experience colors other people don't. They exist. AMA

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How do I get (you)s? No one ever responds to me
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origeig
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>>38315712
Pretend you are a girl. Say something really feminist and you will get tons of (You)s.
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>>38315712
>>38315712
>>38315712
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>>38315712
just subtly imply that you are a super chad, or underage, or a woman, or say something incredibly retarded, and (you)s will be guaranteed.

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how do I stop missing him
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Get yourself some drugs
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>>38315622
If parents ded: understand that this is natural, they die before you do as a general rule.
If boyfriend and you are girl: time heals all wounds.
if boyfriend and you are boy: therapy to deal with mental illness
if brother: that sucks, no advice
if friend: no experience, can't help
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come stay with me honey bunny I'll fug you somethin real good

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Just had sex with my best friend of five years and it ruined our relationship and I lost the best thing I had in life.

Why do you feel like killing yourself, robots?
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Can you describe how it ruined your relationship?
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>>38315621
hes friend fucked him in the ass now hes butthurt about it
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>>38315621
She doesn't see me the same way now, sees it as a mistake, is afraid I'm in love with her and hates herself for feeling this way.

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>rejected by another tranny
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>>38315504
They don't want guys who want them they want guys who are willing to role-play that they are identical to a female in every way without ever breaking character
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>>38315504
>rejected by another Prostitute
Mcfucking kill me already
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>>38315545
to go off of what this anon said, they don't want guys that want them because they are trannies. they can sense that a mile away. pretend they're normal girls and treat them that way and they will fall for you

Seems like the normies have a 50 day challenge where they ultimately kys, it's called the "Blue Whale Game".

Any russianons got a copy of the 50 tasks to share with us?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ghoulish-online-game-urges-young-people-end-lives-48578345
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>>38315491
I have to admit that I watch horrortheater.

His videos aren't bad if you just take his topics as interesting spectacles and not "spoooky shit ur pants" scary horror videos

The blue whale game is a meme though, right? Nobody's actually THAT retarded.

Sounds a lot like the plot of "nerve"
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>>38315544
Checking the Wikipedia article it seems like 150 or so russians offed themselves playing the blue meme game.

Then a large number of cases in South America with kids carving blue whales into their arms before jumping to death.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale_(game)
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Those are not 'normies' mostly they are just kids who are being abused online and blackmailed what leads to their suicides.
t. Russian

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can I get all the protein I need from this? it says 11g essential amino acids

sorry I'm new to nutrition please educate me
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>>38315430
i mean.... you COULD..... but you shouldn't. go to /fit/ and ask them
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>>38315453
I'm recovering from a serious b12 deficiency and feel rotten if I don't get enough protein. also I do cardio daily
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>>38315430
No.
But it can replace a meal so you could manage off that and a few eggs or some spinach chicken salad plus plenty complex aminos to break it down because you're poor like me.

we might not ever get a meme as good as pepe & wojak
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>>38315403
That's where you're wrong, Kiddo

oreganal
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Good, if frogger and fagface are what you call good I hope you never do
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at least we were around to witness its birth

we're a part of autist history

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Could you date a blind girl? How about a deaf girl? It'd be quite the responsibility.
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>>38315400
I would. I've seen some really cute deaf girls, but approaching them is hard.
Mainly because you have to write down everything
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>>38315400
It's my dream to date a blind person. Where do I meet one?
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>>38315445
>It's my dream to date a blind person.
Why's that?

And sadly, I've never met one. At least, one that wasn't old.

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>l love my dog more than i'll love you
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>>38315385
And you'll be fucking it more than anyone else ever OP
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I recently told a girl I loved her and withdrew the claim quickly because I thought I weirded her out.

At a certain point the idea of living anyone seems completely bizarre.
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>>38315385
I love any dog more than I'll love you

>eat 400 calories a day while swimming in the pool to try and lose weight
>drive past a wendy's
>cave in to my desires and buy a triple stacked limited time bacon queso burger with baconator fries
>stomach is fucking killing me, i won't survive the bathroom

it was worth it. best limited edition fast food burger of 2017
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You'll still lose weight. That thing ain't 1600 calories.
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>>38315256
400 calories a day is considered anorexic. Why aren't you trying to lose weight the safe way? If you eat more it will keep you from bingeing on junk food.
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Why are fatties so fucking retarded when it comes to losing weight? Just count calories and eat 300 below your TDEE

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Hey everyone. I have trouble making friends, so my mom thought it would be a good idea if I stared a discord server. Pic is of me, what do you think? I'm interested if there are any single ladies on 2nite. I AM NOT GAY. I go by the gamertag condemned but my name is Zack. I like to roller skate, and do cross stitching with my nana.

9V2hNgY
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Sounds really cool, bro. I'll be sure to check it out.
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>>38315231
My name is John, not Zack. That was a typo.
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>>38315231
Cool banana pick John! :)

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How a literal fucking cat saved me from being a beta faggot for the rest of my life
>be 19
>Just got fired from my shitty job for not showing up
>didn't really care
>spend weeks browsing 4chan and playing vidjya
>still no job

Let me also clarify this by saying I HAVE some friends and also social media. But I often never hang out or talk to any of them and I never posted anything on social media ever. Also, no girlfriend/virgin. I'm pretty average looking, not ugly autismo levels of betafaggotry, but that combined with social awkwardness kept me from dating anybody.

Anyways,

>one day after a month of not working (managed to get by having saved up a good $3000 in my savings
>i see a cat
>a rando fucking cat just hanging out in my yard
>I loved cats so I grabbed a few crackers and crushed them up to bring out to it.
>cat comes RIGHT up to me and lets me pet it/feed it whatever
>doesn't have a collar
>not sure if it has owner but it was really friendly.
>follows me onto porch where i give it a bowl of water
>laps that shit UP (must've been parched)

I also owned a cat before back when I was 7. But I never really took care of it. Was mostly my mom who did. I wasn't any good of an owner.

>cont.
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>>38315183
:-)continue anon I just got off a 10 hours shift
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>>38315183
>he writes greentexts by the post and doesn't write it all out in wordpad to paste into the thread
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>get old collar and leash and put it on it
>walk around neighborhoood to see if cat'll walk home itself
>literally just chills outside next to my house
>waks around a little bit but mostly stays in same general area
>open back up door and it darts in
>it was getting dark out, so figured i'd let it stay the night and check about ownership tomorrow
>next day
>walk around neighborhood looking for lost cat posters and asking around
>still nothing
>last cat's name was Zelda so in keeping up with a LoZ tradition i name this one Midna for now. at least until i find owner
>take cat home and realize it has nothing to do
>thinking i might need to keep this thing for a while i go to the store
>get some food, catnip, and kitty litter
>get home give it some catnip (Midna loves that good kush) and set up a cardboard box for her to shit in
>feed it regularly for a couple weeks
>periodically check neighborhood for missing cat posters and shit
>fucking nothing
>a month passes and i've basically declared Midna to be mine at this point

God damn I wish I were Japanese

fucking why
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>>38315145
>God damn I wish I were Japanese
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljLVfAVNQM

even being an average japanese boy is better than my shit life
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>>38315145
I wish I were literally anyone else and the me I currently am didn't exist.
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>>38315145
No you fucking don't. Especially if you're male.


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