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>Parents have been talking more and more about making me move out
>Can't afford to live on my own
>May have to get a room mate if they actually make me move out
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Attempt Suicide, then they'll be too scared to let you live on your own.
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>>36477726
I wish I could live on my own though. I'm also a terrible liar let alone actor able to pretend like I've tried to kill myself.
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make them help you look for places, roommates and/or more lucrative work
it's harder all the time to afford striking out on the own; assistance should now be an expectation

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why do girls care about acid attacks

be yourself, looks dont matter, take a shower
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Lol they might have to develop an actual personality then, instead of just being a series of holes.
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this is the pic from /pol/
they had their thoughts about her relationship choice
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Lmao, she looks like a walking meme. A meme that is about to bloom.

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Would any fem"bots"/gaybots suck on my smelly 8 inch NEET cock?
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I dunno anon it looks really thin
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>>36477654
>pencil dick
>smelly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36477672
>>36477707
Just kill me senpai, only 5 inches around

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>read and start girlfriend simulator threads to learn how to act

>start dressing like a qt trap

>cut hair short (Not like a pixiecut but like a Mia Wallace cut that covers up my eyebrows) and dye it blue to look like this girl that I'm stalking on Instagram

>make up imaginary qt loser bf who I think I'll meet someone like but probably not


Girl (female) here. How autistic is this?
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Don't post that pic ;_;

please
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>>36477644

Why? Asuka is second best girl, ya know!
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>>36477663
I'm talking about that girl
personal shit

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What's the worst kind of pain you've ever felt, whether it's physical or mental/emotional?

What do you dislike the most when it comes to other people?
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>>36477566
>worrying over something
>it's another right winger bible thumper
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get my pectus excavatum fixed
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>>36478260
*getting - originalez

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Watch sissy/black fetish
Masturbate analy
pantes
only 18 years old
self-consious about my dick size 4,7 inches.
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there's only one way friend
we can do it together if you want
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i am being serious on this, i want to be a normie
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stop masturbating!

Vargvikernesscorning.ogg

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Going to McDonald's for the second night in a row. Hope they don't recognize me. What happens if they do?
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Goddamit. I had no idea that's what that picture was. I only posted it because it was called McDonald's. I'm cringing at this post right now. Please no bully.
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>>36477547
Nothing OP

You're just being paranoid
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Wagecucks aren't paid enough to give a shit. You have nothing to worry about unless you make a habit of it.

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just sold my sg guitar for rent when will my suffering end i feel like shit
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>>36477412
Is learning guitar easy? What age did you start and how old are you?
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>>36477612
it just takes a lot of practice if you dont have the time or interest enough i wouldnt recommend it i started when i was 15 im 22 now
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>>36477675
Would you say you're pretty good? I'm planning on getting guitar and I'm 19.

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Addressing this one to all the chads that lurk, how do you take care of your hygiene on a daily basis? Being a robot that showers twice a week is getting old and I'm working on self improvement
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>>36477372
I'm not a chad but try to take showers daily because I've now got a shitty fungal infection from not showering too often.
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Shower every morning after waking up. Use body wash on a loofah and scrub your body in circular motions. Do your armpits first, then work your way down. Then rinse.

After showering, brush your teeth using the softest bristle toothbrush you can buy. Hard bristles jack your teeth up over time. Brush your teeth, then before spitting, use floss between all the teeth you can reach. Spit. Scrape crap off tongue woth a teaspoon or back of toothbrush. Then use mouthwash. Wait half an hour before eating. Repeat teeth cleaning procedure before bed.

Upon returning home, wash feet with soap and cold water. Clean feet at the end of the day feel great.
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>>36477372
What exactly keeps you from showering daily? Or at least bi daily?
Not judging or anything I'm just curious why you only shower twice a week

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Fembots, what's it like to know you will NEVER be good enough? You will always be riddled with flaws and no matter how much you improve or spend, you'll never be as good as a character that was designed to be perfect from the ground up.

Malebots, how do you feel about 2D not being real?
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2D is plenty real in my head
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How do ugly meatbags even compete with this candy demon?
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>>36477366
I only turn to 2d because I can't get 3d.

>vidchat with girl
>fall in love instantly with her
>fall deeper the more i talk with her
>she laughes at my jokes
>says she wishes we could hang out irl
>she lives halfway across the country

So if i tell her im willing to pack my shit and move close to her for the chance at a relationship because shes the only true friend i have ever made would that fuck shit up?

Will she get tired of me when its real life?

I just want a bond with someone i can live the rest of my life with, if i cant show that commitment without losing her then what the fuck is the point in living?
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>>36477352
This is a course of action you will regret for the rest of your life
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>>36477352
>moving ACROSS COUNTRY for a stupid bitch
youre fucking stupid anon...
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Yo, this sounds impulsive OP, don't do shit too fast

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I got invited to a party that's starting in a couple hours, and all I have to eat in the meantime is a party size bag of crunchy Cheetos. At the party I will inevitably drink alcohol to fit in and feel more sociable, but the thing is that I hate drinking, the taste and the feeling, and I never do it on my own. I often vomit if the taste gets to me and I'm too intoxicated to control my gag reflex.

If I end up throwing up on the floor at the party, I definitely don't want the added embarrassment of the vomit being Cheetos colored or containing bits of chewed Cheetos. What should I eat/drink from now until the party in order to avoid something like this?

I was thinking about blueberry milk and blue raspberry Sour Patch Kids so that the mixture in my stomach will turn brown (opposite colors) and I can drink brown beer/liquor etc. and no one will really be able to tell the difference if I do happen to vomit.
>inb4 bleach
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>>36477321
This is the strangest problem I've seen someone have. Just don't throw up on yourself you savage, or better yet don't eat the Cheetos so you get drunk on an empty stomach and have a good time.
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>>36477380
getting drunk on an empty stomach is fuckin rough. don't do it unless you're used to drinking heavily
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>>36477435
I'm already eating the Cheetos. Should I stop?

And I was planning on taking some oxy hcl to have a good time anyways.

https://clyp.it/cpoggmof
My flow is weak
Pls giv me bars


Pls
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>>36477194
Did you post will smith because you sound like him?
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>>36477194
>call me locomotive cause my reasons are crazy
hows that?
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>>36477194
>I'm black anon and I be jammin
>looking for the link like I am gannon
>out here all day, browsing /r9k/
>filter all these trap threads cause that shit's gay
>get called a cuck but I don't give a fuck
>I'm on this board cause I've got shitty luck
>can't go on /b/ cause it'll make me gag
>try and fit in but still get called a fag
>all these threads suck I think I'll leave 4chan
>but first let me head to /gif/ and exercise my hand.

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why haven't you started NoFap yet?

why do you want to remain a low-test beta faggot for the rest of your days?
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>>36477177
I've been masturbating a LOT more the past couple days. No particular reason why.
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>tfw American puritans used to put masturbators to death

pretty based desu
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>>36477177
like a week ago but only bc my libido it's so fucking low, even when i fapped i really dont wanted to, i only did it bc i don't like wet dreams

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Why is Zettai Ryouiki such a patrician fetish, robots?
also post your best thigh high pics pls
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>>36477163
thigh high bump
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>>36477163
Those are some quality thighs there, OP.
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Good taste anons

Heres one from my collection!


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