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if well adjusted normalfags with healthy social lives and marketable job skills are having trouble moving out on their own how the fuck are we robots who cash autism bux or at best work as wage slaves supposed to make it in the world?
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>>39514909
We don't, we leech and wait for automation and universal income
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>>39514927
but I am really starting to be a burden on my parents if I spend another year or two being a hiki I do not think it's going to end well for me

I need to plan ahead but everything seems like it would end in catastrophe including movie to a super cheap town in fly over country where I can get a job at minimum wage at Walmart and just live at subsistence level

it's all going to burst at the seams for me very soon...
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>>39514909
There will always be some jobs for robots, jobs when you don't have to exist, working in some archives in a library or in database in some office basement.

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Is 5'5 too short for gf
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Ask the 5'5" guys with gfs.
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>>39514831
no, plenty of gfs are that height.
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>>39514831
there's no hope for you OP... none at all

How do you make friends?
I don't have any interests other than 4chan but I can't tell people in real life that I go to 4chan because it's not socially acceptable.

I try playing video games like path of exile and guild wars 2 where you can globally chat with people but people are more interested in playing the game than chatting.
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>>39514822
Join a normie group like discord or rabb.it

There's a few of those failed normies always around recruiting.
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I was about to hop on poe. What league and what level? I might mane l make a new dude to play together if you on hhc.
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>>39514853
I'm only level 40 and play just to chat with people on the global chat. I'm not really enjoying myself.

>>39514852
How do I find these groups?

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What is the best drug and why is it lsd?

>alcohol doesn't count
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>microdose shrooms for a month as a study drug
>pavement now just moves every time I look at it
>forever
help
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>>39514781
never tried it
every person i know whose done psychadelics are left wing as fuck and have some form of mental illness
however i smoke weed daily
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>>39514850
point made>>39514833

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Chad is, and always will be, the absolute personification of the cis straight white alpha male. He will never be gay. He will never be a tranny. Stop trying to co-opt him into your degeneracy.

By his very nature, everything he does is straight, white and alpha. Most, if not all Chad's would be disgusted at ever being portrayed as gay. Chad exists only to fuck Stacey.

If Chad was a faggot, he wouldn't be a Chad because faggots are not alpha. Faggots do not exist on the Alpha-Beta-Omega spectrum, that is a straight domain.

Faggots are below Omega males, and trannies are below faggots. They are so far removed from Chad, their recent attempts to claim him are offensive.

Chad would beat your dirty AIDS ridden loose ass for ever implying he would be a faggot. You know it, I know it. Stop fucking kidding yourselves faggots.
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>>39514735
Why does he have to be white?
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>>39514763
because if not he's either Jamal or Tyrone, you fucking newfag.
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>>39514763
Because Tyrone is the black version, Chang is the Asian version, Joseph is the Jewish version, and Yusuf is the Arab version

>Saw my sister's dildo
>Mine is bigger
I'm going to steal that stupid cunt's bf. Gyehehe
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How do you even come across your sisters dildo?
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>>39514802
I was snooping around her room.
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>>39514917
Why though? Looking for dildos?

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>you will N E V E R not be fat
If you have zero motivation to do anything, including exercise, what can you do?

>spellcheck corrects "excersize" to "supersize"
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There's always time to change anon
I just dropped 60lbs myself and still got another 30lbs or so to go if you have any questions I'll try to help
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>>39514734
>if you have any questions I'll try to help
>>39514716
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Just purely losing fat is one of the easiest effort free things ever. The fact that so many people don't just do it proves how utterly lazy, weak, and pathetic the average person is.

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Rei Ayanami bestu grillu
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>>39514654
sorry for low quality on this one, good rei tho
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>>39514654
That's not how you spell Asuka.
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>>39514673
I am just a lowly OP posting my contribution of Reis

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Do people go for STD checkups before they have sex?
How do people have time for that when they're hooking up? Is it worth risking your health for a lifetime of disease?
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>>39514529
People get tested if they're smart. Not before every time they have sex, but every so often. And you don't fuck strangers who fuck other strangers. You fuck significant others or friends you actually trust, that way your dick doesn't turn into fucking bacon on a hot pan.
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>>39514544
What about people who hook up. OK tinder or clubs? Do they wait for the test results before they sleep with one another?
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>>39514529
You get one free if you donate blood near where I live.
Really handy since I don't like condoms

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>you can push a button removes all sexual attraction to men/women
but
>you are sexually attracted to fruit
What do?
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>>39514500
Interesting proposition. I'd do it. But I'm not sticking a banana up my ass
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>>39514500
I've so far been able to supress my attraction to females due to just not being able to act upon it. With fruit Its fucking everywhere and it doesnt need to consent. Who the fuck would press this button.
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>>39514525
so the first thing you think of with a banana is that it can be stuck into your ass

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Where do you hide your private stuff from your family?
Need to hide a fleshlight and some lube.
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>>39514440
Why contain it?
Just be yourself.
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why would they be searching through your stuff anyways
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>>39514440
I don't have to hide anything anymore since I moved out. It's great, only when I get visitors I get really paranoid that I might have left something in plain view
But when I lived with my family I had a box with manuals and cables and shit noone would ever look at. I put a smaller box in that one and covered it with said manuals and cables.

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NEWSFLASH!! your life as a sissy hapa boi is NOT important! Your little hero, Eliot Rodgers? Yeah he's a whiny beta bitch, why don't you just stop fighting destiny and put on the skirt hapa boi? I mean, you're clearly not a man... and no White woman will ever want you! Make the right choice and sissify yourself today for a strong Aryan master u little hapa pussy!!!
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little sissy hapa boi... you disgust me. All you azn "men" are sexless little beta nerds. Have you even had sex? Have you ever felt a vagina? Us White men are colonizing your precious daughters, sisters, and wives ONE AT A TIME!! Stop putting on a front, stop acting like something you're not. Embrace your inner self you little asian faggot. little hapa faggot. Bleach that nasty, yucky, despicable yellow out of your weak bloodline with daddy's amazing White Godseed
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She's never looked up at you like that, and that's because you're a worthless little azn boi. Nobody wants you or your shriveled, tiny, puny little wee-wee! asian and hapa women are the only thing worth preserving of your race! She's tasted White dick, say goodbye... White men OWN yellow pussy and little faggot hapa bois like you tug away watching! You are so pathetic.
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The choice is obvious... isn't it? You little azn bitch boi, go watch your Elliot Rodger videos and cry how much White women never look at you. White men are perfection. Touch your little azn peepee to it. All the girls in your life are BLEACHED by me and my superior Aryan dick. White conquers yellow! Sissy hapa fag. Sissy azn fag. Put on your mother's clothes and go find a tall, hung, White Warrior.... if you're lucky, once he's done planting his seed deep in your sister, then maybe, just maybe, you can have a turn. Little faggots like you are only good for pleasure. White men are your Gods. Dress up like a girl and let him ravage you! It's all wimpy little azn bois are good for, their holes! :)

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Do you think it's common for women to lie about sexual assault? Why or why not?
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Yes. Trap here and no guy just forces himself on me. These women either never said anything and went with it and then regret the pitiful sex that ensued since they were expecting some master of the arts to bang their brains out when in reality it was a 15 second pump and dump or they just want sympathy points since it's very popular now to be this way. Regardless stay the fuck away from women, their well known quality to them is they're petty liars and love attention
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>yes
>to get money, attention, or both
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>>39514476
Maybe it's because you're a trap and not a woman

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my asshole sweat smells like chili
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>>39514392
I can smell colors and I've never broken a bone despite being run over and doing combat sports.
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>>39514392
I have a pimple on my dick that i never tokd anybody about or had it checked out
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my semen tastes exactly like kerrygold butter

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>come on son, you are not balding
i am 19 years old, it's over
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Where my /baldingbros/ at
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>>39514338
The same thread every. fucking. day.
Just shave it and move on.
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just b entirely urself ;^)

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