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hey /r9k/ i'm drunk and lonely ask me anything
why is drinking so much fun i'm gonna get fat if i keep doing this
i wish i had a gf or bf
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okay but you have to answer really quickly
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>>38951724
ok what
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>>38951748
go find me a gif of a dinosaur and it must be a good one
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ITT: really cozy games
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Stardew Valley is my #1 probs
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HiRoads is something special.
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Really stimulates my autism
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>start lifting and eating a fuckton
>don't feel so depressed anymore
why don't you guys start lifting and raise your testosterone levels/ cure your meme depression?
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I am anon, it's a long road but it's working.
Weird to think 4chan would have a positive impact on my life
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I am a nightwalker/runner, it honestly does help with depression. I'm going to get a gym membership soon and start lifting along with scaling back my cardio down to only 1-2 nights a week.
Doesn't change the fact I'm a virgin neet though.
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>>38951626
/fit/ is actually a decent board save for the e-celeb threads; much more optimistic than r9k.
>walking through the caffeinated jew aisle of grocery store and muttering 'sips' to myself
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MBTI General - What Are These Feels ST/NT Edition 2017-08-09 06:34:56 Post No.38951461
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MBTI General - What Are These Feels ST/NT Edition
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Let's watch the Intuitive betas try to figure out why people take these tests while the Sensory chads bask in their virgin rage, not giving a fuck if the MBTI should be taken seriously (protip: it shouldn't).
Test:
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
http://similarminds.com/jung.html
https://www.metarasa.com/mmdi/questionnaire/
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ISTP OP here.
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Oh, I forgot a link.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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ENTP here
ENTP girls are the only ones i get along with, but there's a huge rift of curiosity between us.
maybe i'll find love one day
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i feel betrayed right now
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>>38951442
Don't worry anon, you can tell us everything.
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>>38951442
I know, right? You give them a home and they just HAVE to go and steal your blood anyways.
Not like I needed that or anything, dicks.
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>try to pull them off and the little blood sucking faggot would rather tear it's head off than let go
>head is stuck now and might get infected
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It's simple: post your fave Touhou and explain why you like them.
I'll go first.
>Kogasa Tatara
She's cute and has those juicy abandonment issues to exploit.
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I like Miss Suzuki Subaru because she's pretty and shoots guns really well
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I like marisa because I like witches
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I like this one because it wags it's tail
>meet first girl in my life who is attracted to me
>wasn't hot but she was cute
>we really click and we start dating
>fall pretty hard in love with each other >finally get physical after about 8 months
>lose my v card to her
>it's all good. feels great and we're both really fucking happy
>fugg again a few days later (this actually happened a few weeks ago)
>she starts crying really hard in the middle of sex
>panic, pull out and ask her what's wrong
>she says "w-why..."
>confused as fuck ask her "why what?"
>I'm freaking the fuck out at this point because she's bawling her eyes out hysterically
>"w-why did you rape me!? WHY!?"
>my heart sinks
>feel a knot in my stomach
>really feel like I'm starting to pass out
>try to hug her and tell her I didn't do anything
>she pushes me off and buries her face in a pillow still crying hysterically
>won't talk to me
>loses her shit every time I try to touch her
>put my clothes on and fuck off home as fast as I can
>she hasn't answered my texts or calls begging her to talk to me since that day
This fucking sucks. I'm so fucking stressed and scared. Been shitting bricks over here since that day. Am I going to jail or something? Why would she even say that? FUCK I'm scared
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Holy fucking shit man. What the fuck did I just read. Women are insane.
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Just because you are dating doesn't mean she wanted to fuck, I hope you enjoy your jail ;)
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>>38950608
How did you stick your penis in with her not saying anything?
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i cant sleep
i keep crying and my cuts hurt
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>>38950230
Then don't cut yourself dude, also put some ice or some shit on them idk, it'll be alright bud
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>booohoo im the source of my own pain.
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>>38950230
Im sorry anon. I know it hurts to do that but you need to try to get help
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Why don't we all become goths?
Goths...
>act depressed and miserable
>wear dark clothing
>listen to edgy music no one has ever heard of
>claim that no one can understand them
>rarely go outside (except to meet with other goths)
>are white
We'd literally all be top tier goths, and could probably find ourselves cute "mistresses of the dark."
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>>38950156
>act depressed and miserable
STOP MIXING UP GOTH AND EMO
CURRENT YEAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RERERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38950156
you are aware that most goths are 15 year old edgy fucks who are always going outside to hang out with other emos and to go to concerts.
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>>38950174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhdrPVIBfzw
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imagine being in japan
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why would you at all want to live here are you retarded
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I want to breed cute japanese girls
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>>38950052
>why would you at all want to live here are you retarded
no
I like it there
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What music is /r9k/ into?
>fav bands
>fav songs
>fav genres
Also post links to some music.
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>>38949939
>OP is gay
>OP is a faggit, OP sucks kawk, OP visits the homosex dungeon
>genre: Gay
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>>38949939
My favorite band is probably death, especially their last album the sound of perseverance and the control denied's fragile art of existence (with is from the same guy).
but I'm starting to listen to yes a lot lately.
I also like vektor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjB101k2Bog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGtGrnKN9s4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkWac-Nm0A
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here it is my favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5inMkRulBW8&ab_channel=Gasper
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Hey robots, have you ever tried nofap? Does it really works? Tell us your experience
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It doesn't really count, but after two days of not fapping I had a prostate orgasm
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>>38949474
I just got hornier and more bored
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>>38949474
works for what? what result are you expecting?
for me it just make me have lewd dreams and cum sleeping
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Do you have any sources of human interaction other than exchanging (You)s on 4chan?
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>>38949423
>implying i ever get (you)s
i feel like i'm talking to myself on here most of the time
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>>38949444
Here's a (you) since I know your pain. Sometimes I wonder if my posts even show up
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>>38949454
i appreciate it, anon. have a (you) as well.
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"Champ, I know how hard it must've been for you to step out of your comfort zone and apply to all those jobs today, so I figure we head to Chick-Fil-A for dinner. Here's $30, Champ. Get us two large Sweet Teas and Grilled Chicken Sandwiches. We'll skip the tendies, Champ, I read somewhere that fried food is bad for the heart. Oh, and while you're up there, you might as well make the most efficient use of your time and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work here. It's that simple, Champ."
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>>38949313
fuck off dad, i would rather sit at home and play video games all day!!
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>>38950197
"Raise the LCL compression density to the limit. We haven't the time to deal with the childish tantrums of a developmentally-delayed man."
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>>38949313
but dad i have social anxiety!
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feel's threads with robot buddies
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I feel lost. Dont know how to explain it. I wish I knew all the right answers. I only have one life, one shot.
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i don't feel like myself anymore. i don't know how to fix this.
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I feel disillusioned with reality but I try to keep going. Sometimes I like to close my eyes and fantasize what life could be if certain events didn't happen the way they did. Right now, pathetically, I'm thinking about my ex. We split 3-4 years back, but I feel like no matter how much time has past I can't move on completely. I don't know, but I'll be okay.