>"just grab a pair of clippers and try to replicate a style you like, you'll be fine!"
I'm wearing a fucking hat tomorrow.
bad picture to judge on but you look fine dude...
maybe go to the barber and be like "my friend said he'd cut my hair for cheap and that he was good but could you clean it up a bit?"
but honestly u dont need to in a week it'll grow out a bit and be fine
Stupid as fuck. Just put it on your second or third shortest guide and shave it even all the way around. In your case, just finish off the top with one size bigger than what you did on the sides.
Fembots, do you use household things as a dildo?
hey /r9k/ i'm drunk and lonely ask me anything
why is drinking so much fun i'm gonna get fat if i keep doing this
i wish i had a gf or bf
ITT: really cozy games
>start lifting and eating a fuckton
>don't feel so depressed anymore
why don't you guys start lifting and raise your testosterone levels/ cure your meme depression?
I am a nightwalker/runner, it honestly does help with depression. I'm going to get a gym membership soon and start lifting along with scaling back my cardio down to only 1-2 nights a week.
Doesn't change the fact I'm a virgin neet though.
/fit/ is actually a decent board save for the e-celeb threads; much more optimistic than r9k.
>walking through the caffeinated jew aisle of grocery store and muttering 'sips' to myself
Let's watch the Intuitive betas try to figure out why people take these tests while the Sensory chads bask in their virgin rage, not giving a fuck if the MBTI should be taken seriously (protip: it shouldn't).
Oh, I forgot a link.
i feel betrayed right now
>try to pull them off and the little blood sucking faggot would rather tear it's head off than let go
>head is stuck now and might get infected
It's simple: post your fave Touhou and explain why you like them.
I'll go first.
She's cute and has those juicy abandonment issues to exploit.
I like Miss Suzuki Subaru because she's pretty and shoots guns really well
I like this one because it wags it's tail
>meet first girl in my life who is attracted to me
>wasn't hot but she was cute
>we really click and we start dating
>fall pretty hard in love with each other >finally get physical after about 8 months
>lose my v card to her
>it's all good. feels great and we're both really fucking happy
>fugg again a few days later (this actually happened a few weeks ago)
>she starts crying really hard in the middle of sex
>panic, pull out and ask her what's wrong
>she says "w-why..."
>confused as fuck ask her "why what?"
>I'm freaking the fuck out at this point because she's bawling her eyes out hysterically
>"w-why did you rape me!? WHY!?"
>my heart sinks
>feel a knot in my stomach
>really feel like I'm starting to pass out
>try to hug her and tell her I didn't do anything
>she pushes me off and buries her face in a pillow still crying hysterically
>won't talk to me
>loses her shit every time I try to touch her
>put my clothes on and fuck off home as fast as I can
>she hasn't answered my texts or calls begging her to talk to me since that day
This fucking sucks. I'm so fucking stressed and scared. Been shitting bricks over here since that day. Am I going to jail or something? Why would she even say that? FUCK I'm scared
Holy fucking shit man. What the fuck did I just read. Women are insane.
i cant sleep
i keep crying and my cuts hurt
Why don't we all become goths?
>act depressed and miserable
>wear dark clothing
>listen to edgy music no one has ever heard of
>claim that no one can understand them
>rarely go outside (except to meet with other goths)
We'd literally all be top tier goths, and could probably find ourselves cute "mistresses of the dark."
imagine being in japan
>why would you at all want to live here are you retarded
I like it there
What music is /r9k/ into?
Also post links to some music.
My favorite band is probably death, especially their last album the sound of perseverance and the control denied's fragile art of existence (with is from the same guy).
but I'm starting to listen to yes a lot lately.
I also like vektor
Hey robots, have you ever tried nofap? Does it really works? Tell us your experience
Do you have any sources of human interaction other than exchanging (You)s on 4chan?
>implying i ever get (you)s
i feel like i'm talking to myself on here most of the time
i appreciate it, anon. have a (you) as well.