How can I be like Mark Zuckerberg's wife and meet a rich beta guy?
>>37269742
Be great at sex
I wonder how they feel about Zuckerberg marrying outside of the tribe. I can imagine some very triggered Rabbis.
Their children are going to be so fucking ugly. Zuckerberg has millions yet can't even get a half attractive wife.
ITT: Post weird things that turn you on
I'll start,
Fishmouth syndrome
Feet and tickling.
Old ladies in nice lingerie
What's new, a double standard. Roasties have a free pass to be literal mouth breathers.
I feel like I am justified in my actions.
Firstly let me say that right now I am pretty poor as are the people who I share a house with. Good food is a luxary.
>Get takeout eat most of my food but leave over a third left for later
>My food is on a plate as I transfered to feed from the original container onto a plate because I am not a savage
>Take my plate and my food I wish to save downstair and store it in the microwave
>Already a contain in the microwave, the food inside is covered by the container so it cannot get any insects on it or whatever
>Come downstairs an hour or so later to find my food is missing
>Apprently the food which was covered by it's container was actually my brothers and my mother threw that container away
>In anger he threw my food away also
>I walked up to him and slapped him in the face
>The slap was not a very hard
>He jumps up and tries to attack me
>Throws some "punches" at me
>I don't really react to it but before I know it my mothers partner is also in my face pushing me
This really fucking annoys me
>I push him back and tell him to get the fuck off me
Anyways we argued a bit and now everyone in the house is against me. However I feel like I was justified. My brothered deserved a slap for what he did. Am I wrong?
Yeah, you're justified, my son.
>>37269495
I don't think I explained it right but basically I moved my brothers food from the microwave and put my food in the microwave. I did this because my fod was on ap late and completely exposed while his was housed inside a container which was sealed. My mother threw his food away and in anger he threw mine away.
>>37269538
Where the fuck did you find that pic?
tfw you realize that in 2017 sjws are the real red pillers and anti sjws are the ones making victim narratives.
>kill whitey all hail black cock
wow I'm redpilled now
>>37269472
congrats on finally realizing it
Why are white people so oppressed now? [shake my head family member]
I've played Dota 2 for 3000 hours yet I'm still awful at. Why can't I be good at the thing I waste my life on?
as long as you enjoy it, it's fine
and if you don't, quit
>>37269225
It's the only game I play and I've put in over $300 into it already so I can't bring myself to quit.
I'm in the same boat but I'm 3.2k instead of 2.8k
Heard a woman get raped in an alley next to my apartment last night. Didn't do anything about it and now I feel extremely guilty. What the hell is wrong with me?
>>37269129
Are you sure it was rape?could have been a couple doing public sex for the *experience*
Just know you were probably not the only one to not do anything.
>>37269129
Sounds like you're still spooked.
>GF is going to Jamaica for Memorial Day weekend
serves you right you fuckin normie
get the fuck out!
>>37268984
Is it Jamaican you crazy?
dumb fr0gp0ster
I recently crossed a sad line that I never thought i crossed. I hired an escort to pretend to be my girlfriend for a family function. We didn't have sex and afterward she felt so bad that she didn't charge me.
>>37268947
Doesn't sound that bad to me. You still care about how you're perceived, you went to a family function and you went through the trouble of hiring an escort to appear better than you are.
>>37268947
Thats hilarious anon, understand your life could be a sitcom and just enjoy the interesting parts even if it stems from being pathetic
>>37268947
Was that the girl you hired? I would've just fucked her desu. If you wanted a gf to bring to an event, why not actually get good with women in your life?
>mom hassling me about sitting in my room all summer
How do I stop this? (uni b4 underage b&)
>>37268804
You listen to her and go outside, enjoy the weather. Maybe go hike innawoods or something, buy booze and other random shit.
>>37268804
>only experience with this anime girl is this faggot sending me a picture of it calling me pathetic
>I punched my wall because of it
Fuck you OP and your shitty anime girl
>>37268831
don't listen to this guy and continue having fun the way you want don't fall for the booze meme it's only a way to tie you to this world
I'm cutfag. It's getting scarred up by my boxers/ trousers. What can I use to cover and protect it?
i heard having a foreskin helps
>>37268779
I use lunch meat. The type doesn't matter but your body thinks the meat is it's own so the healing will take place quicker. I use turkey personally and medical tape to attach it so it doesn't hurt the skin. Just make sure to rotate slices so they're fresh
>>37268779
Might as well amputate it. It's useless anyways
Would it be wrong to marry a 12yr old?
If you were allowed by her parents to marry her would this be OK?
Now you would have to be from the age of 18 to 21 and you would be allowed to consume your marriage until she is 17. So why would you need to marry her when she is 12? Well think about it that way you would assure that you were the only man she has ever been with in any way and she could start from an early age to practice being a wife. Plus you would watch her grow and take care of her until she is ready for you this would create a powerful bond that is much more potent than anything in the mainstream form of marriage.
>>37268576
t.Abdul Mohhamed muhammedd.
>>37268589
Muslims are much more in favor of the multiple wife thing this preposition is the exact opposite of that since you would be giving all your love to one person in a more intense way.
>>37268646
They still marry 12 year olds you pedo children do not have the capacity for consent anyway.
Incel billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or penniless Chad?
Zuck has the benefits of an easy life but even with his money his looks drag him down such that he'll never have real non-golddigger intimacy with a woman. Chad lives in a shitty apartment, can't afford to pay his bills yet women flock to him everywhere he goes.
I'd go with Zuckerberg desu
>>37268537
holy shit is that his dick?
watch chad's pants
>>37268537
Is there a difference?girls will be attracted to Zuckberg for his money and chad for his appearance.they don't want them because they are in love with them.
>>37268537
cuckerberg because i can delete the jewbooks of chads and stacies
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bump for this comfy server.. Newcomers welcome!
>>37268444
name the server and the game, faggot
>>37268519
wut
oreganolixx
>Literally a genius
>People still think I'm retarded
The desire to be understood is overwhelming
In what way are you a genius?
>>37268356
Pick a metric
>>37268340
>Literally a retard
>People still think I'm a genius
What's the deal with girls from here and why is it they can't get a bf?
too ugly, obviously
>>37268010
Because they're men.
Fucking hate unoriginal comments.
>>37268010
They can get a boyfriend, but they are attention-seeking and what to disrupt a male community and try to collect orbiters who will give them money. They are bad people, by and large.