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Hey there, handsome. Care to buy a lady a drink?
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Silly streamer, why are you streaming from da bar
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>>38531528
Do I look like an ATM to you? Buy your own fucking drink
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>>38531528
I got some booze in my car, wanna go take a few shots and make out in the back seat

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Has anyone ever successfully distanced themselves from their waifu?
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Yeah it's pretty easy once you figure it out
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> distanced themselves from their waifu?

You know your waifu has no clue who you are and probably will never meet you in a causal setting. So I find that question dumb.
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>>38531546
What the fuck kind of girls have you been stalking?

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Why is getting a girlfriend so hard?
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>>38531509
It's not that hard actually, just go outside and get one :^)
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Met one online met up and fucked like crazy now were also dating.
Just go on the reddit healslut discord lots of girls there met my gf there
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>>38531541
Will I find who I like there?

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EVERY FUCKING DAY IS THE SAME I WAKE UP AND GET ON THE COMPUTER UNTIL 4 AM. SOMETIMES I TAKE A WALK AT NIGHT BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT. HOW DO I BREAK THE MONOTONY ROBOTS. WILL IT BE LIKE THIS FOREVER?
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>>38531490
go workout faggit
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>>38531490
I've learned to embrace the monotony.
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I have this problem too, kinda hits me sometimes thst each day is a room in the vertigo inducing corridor of the same repeated room again and again

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>mom makes me go to therapist
>starts by asking me dumb questions about myself
>later, she shows me a computer and tells me to feel free to do whatever
>"your mom says you're on internet forums a lot, so I thought it would be best to-"
>immediately start shitposting on 4chan
>make a few posts
>"So, I see you called that person a 'normie'? Can you tell me what that means?"
>refuse to acknowledge her, busy concentrating on shitposting
>"Do you feel like you're not normal, Anon?"
>tell her to shut her fat stupid face I'm trying to get (You)s
>finally get one minute of peace and quiet
>join roastie h8 thread and in a sudden burst of creativity start writing a masterpiece of misogynistic prose
>almost done until she says "Okay, Anon. I don't think this is a good idea. Let's stop using the computer."
>tries to take the mouse and keyboard but my REEEEEEE scares her off
>about to hit post until the computer shuts off
>stunned, takes me a sec to realize my masterpiece never will see light
>therapist has power cord in her hands and tells me to take a seat in her stupid therapist couch
>get as angry as I've ever been in my life and throw her across the room
>lazy bitch won't get up, guess she decided to take a nap instead of trying to overpower me
>can't log onto computer, but no worries I can still shitpost on my Nintendo 3DS
>mom picks me up and asks how my first session went
>say it was great and the therapist said I made a lot of progress
>mfw she says she's proud of me and gets me McDonalds for supper
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Pretty sure you can't shitpost using 3ds anymore. Ever since the captcha updated, it won't work, and I don't think it lets you change the settings to the old one either.
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>>38531503
is that the thing that struck you as unrealistic in this post?
for me it was the therapist asking him to use a computer
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>>38531459
Really?
This copypasta again?

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>tfw no qt3.14 autistic neet gf to terrorize sexually and have her call me her master
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just a qt3.q14 gf would be enough but i get where you're coming from

how did this average joe made it with this girl though, usually they like alternative hipster cucks
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>>38531416
He's tall. He has decent facial structure. Now look into the eyes of that woman. They're soulless.
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>>38531416
Just originally be tall.

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Friday night drinking thread boys

Come all pre gamers and lone drinkers

What's in our glasses tonight? Going out? Any plans?

I'm breaking these up into little pieces and letting it melt into Svedka
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Bump for BAC
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Fuck those orange popsicles they were always the worst
>>38531666
Checked
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>>38531687
Wow my first satan trips

Yeah I like the red and pink ones the best. Purple can go fuck itself

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Would you help her /r9k/?
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>>38531348
>Would you help her /r9k/?

No, how else would she learn?
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No, she has everything well in hand.
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>>38531348
No, she should be euthanized, she's worthless

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Columbine discussion thread.
>Was either one a sociopath?
>What are some less dated resources they could've used rather than the Anarchist's Cookbook?
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>Was either one a sociopath?
Pretty sure the consensus is that Eric was a sociopath and Dylan was depressive and went along with it.
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>>38531285
he was a fan of the movie sidekicks
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>>38531328
Harris was a sociopath, i'm confident on that one.

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Why do Western women hate Christianity so much?
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They're poor? Idk
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kek is that a troll video
but the again she's canadian so who knows
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>>38531249
Christians started letting women take leading roles in Churches. Women need to be put in their place, like they are in Islam, otherwise they won't respect you. It's like how you need to prove you're the alpha to your dogs otherwise they'll piss allover the house. The current state of Europe = women pissing in the house.

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day111
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keep at it my bud
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>>38531246
very cool cery very cool
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>>38531246
>day 111
Sick trips

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Who else wants a girl with a body like this?
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How does this even happen?

Uu
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>>38531173
i want to cum on her belly
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>>38531173
i wanna fuck that bellybutton

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>"incentives" for the rich = tax breaks, political power, bonuses
>"incentives" for the rest of us = depriving us of healthcare, taking away our rights, taking away our labor, taking away our dignity
>when rich people are asked to give away just a little bit of their money so they can benefit society for once, they REEEE about socialism and taxation
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Give it to whom? The government takes it, it doesn't go to us.
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>>38531167
>Give it to whom?
education? roads? libraries? social programs?
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>>38531141
>I want socialism
>uh no, I'd keep my money it's just rich people who would give me theirs

lmao you want socialism so much start a commie commune. You don't need the government to have a communist society, you can do it yourself.

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>best friend of over 10 years turns out to be a psychopath who just uses people as pawns and lie about every single thing

I wish yesterday didn't happen. Everything was fine before it
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>>38531125
Same thing happened to me, we dont talk anymore and i found new friends
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>>38531125
You sucked his dick, didn't you.
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you dont need friends, only masturbation

God put me in this life to punish me, but I don't know why, I'm sorry for whatever I did in my past life, please just let me rest.
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Violence and anger here
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>>38531030
>fraud is worse than murder
always makes me chuckle
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>>38531099
Usury is worse than all the crimes of man put together.

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