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This girl appears before you and promises you any one thing. In return, you have to do something for her...
What do you do?
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Walk away. Never blindly take a deal like that, no matter how big the bobos are
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Decline because she isn't a qt loli.
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>>37965067
Tell her to be my slave, and as such she has no right to have me do something for her.
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How do a I tell a girl I ''like-like'' her?
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>>37965041
well first, you wait until your 13th birthday
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>>37965041
Devour any shield she's carrying.
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>>37965041
Show her your dick
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i've decided to kill myself
im 26
literally retarded
abused all my life
too late for college
too late for anything
i cant swim
i cant drive
i have no job skills
my teeth are broken
manlet
dicklet
fucked up my back lifting
no job skills whatsoever
cant tie my shoes
cant do anything
fired from every job ever and military because literally retarded
i think its time i just kill myself. nature has a way of dealing with the weak.
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cool story bro :D
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I was gonna try to convince you not to do it, but I couldn't honestly find a way to justify your existence.
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>>37965016
I feel for you OP, it's only a matter of time before I get a gun for self defence. I mean, I really do think I should have one for self defence, but that is also probably the only way I am going to obtain one.
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Daily reminder that Chad ALWAYS wins.
Tell me how that makes you feel, anon.
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>>37964968
Makes me cry at night.
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>>37964968
You dont get it OP, chad deserves it. Dont hate the player, hate the game.
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>>37965371
>Chad deserves it
Chad detected. No you don't.
Does anyone else here unironically listen to Fireflies by Owl City? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4 It's a pretty good sing desu
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>>37964858
>There are people who still listen to this dude
Why?
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>>37964858
Nothing wrong with having a guilty pleasure, OP
Mine would probably be this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts
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Lol listen to other music Kurt, we're not in high school anymore
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>can't go on /r9k/, /v/, /tv/, /b/, /gif/ or /sp/ without trap shit shoved in my face
>horny
>someone posts a cute trap
>fap to it
>slowly dissolve my aversion to trap shit
>then start seeking it out
>fantasize about banging boipussy
>eventually want to be the trap and get fucked
>not even turned on by women any more and instead just fap to trap and sissy stuff
What have you done to me?
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>/v/memed me into buying a dragon dildo
>took a while until I could fully insert it
>fap with it in me
>best orgasm in my life
>can't cum without a dildo in me anymore
Not even mad
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>unironically can't cum without imagining myself getting dicked
not even mad desu turning gay was the best thing that ever happened to me
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>>37964848
source on picture?? 01234 original
You get to date the girl of your dreams and she's perfect in every way except that she's literally a harpy.
Do you do it?
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>>37964787
yes, without a doubt. YES.
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nah
imagine having to clean up all those feathers and bird shit all the time
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>>37964787
my dreamgirl was always a harpy
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I can't find a full program for fixing my World of Warcraft posture.
Does anybody know one?
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Stop playing Orcs/Trolls/Undead/Tauren/Worgen (those are all the hunchback races, right?)
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Deadlifts ,military press, and work out rear delts.
Concentrate on your back and spend most of your day moving instead of sitting.
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>>37964785
pull ups, dips, just stand up straight
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If you can't be honest with me, at least be honest with yourself. 2017-06-26 03:10:53 Post No.37964757
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If you can't be honest with me, at least be honest with yourself.
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So why did you vote/do you support the Republican party?
A) You make $100k or more/wealthy family
B) Youve never seen a vagina before, and your oneitis and the Chad that fucks her are democrats
C) You hate gays, blacks, Latinos, Muslims/Middle Eastern/Eurasian, Asians, any immigrant who's skin isn't white, ect. Interracial relationships make you uncomfortable, you're intimidated by BBC because of you LWC, and the fact that by 2050, the USA will be less than 45% white do to race mixing and immigration from Latin America.
Choose one.
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>>37964757
trumps a prick
but >>>/pol/ you massive faggot
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Because the Dems have lost touch with reality, Trump is fine kill yourself retard
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Wealthy family. Not white, believe it or not, and the Republican base hates people like me
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Do you think you can still be fixed?
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>>37964751
No.
It's only getting worse.
I used to only be failed-normie tier.
However lately I have been unable to do any work.
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>>37964751
Fuck no, I don't have anything and who I am will never be enough for anybody, no matter how many times i try to put the pieces back together.
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>>37964751
Nope. I'm going to commit suicide soon probably with my only form of escapism gone.
Who /fightvirgin/?
Can we even call ourselves men?
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I've had numerous battles. 2 brothers and we lived to kick the shit out of eachother and my asshole friends in middle school would set up fights. Part of the reason I """"chose""" isolation in high school.
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>>37964740
What a fucking moronic question.
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I'm 20 years old. Where can I learn wrestling?
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I'm not racist. Please, you have to believe me. I'm here on my knees begging, please, believe me, I'm NOT racist. We're all humans, please, I'm NOT A RACIST, please believe me. I'll do anything. I'll do ANYTHING to prove it. Please, let me prove it. I'll do anything.
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Don't worry, I believe you anon
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>>37964713
Oh, thank God. Thank you, JESUS, thank you so much. I was so fucking worried, but not anymore. I'm shaking, but as long as you know I'm not a racist, I'll be fine. Thank you, again, thank you so much, Jesus Christ thank you.
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>>37964694
See, that's not how you confront accusations of racism. Use the Ben Shapiro approach. (inb4 (((Shapiro))))
If someone claims you are a racist, you say no you aren't, and claim they are an asshole and a terrible human being. And they are, for making baseless accusations. Unless you ARE a racist, in which case at least own up to it.
Don't go on the defensive. Once you're on the defensive, you've lost.
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>girl as a crush on me
>her personality is great
>she isn't over/underweight
>she's a khv
>I don't find her face attractive
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>>37964657
Is your face attractive?
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>>37964657
Remember, if an ugly girl hits on you, she considers you to be in her league.
You're ugly
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These considerations kinda fall by the wayside when you're balls deep. Wouldn't stress it. Go have a good time.
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which sign is the worst of these? 2017-06-26 03:05:18 Post No.37964652
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which sign is the worst of these?
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>pisces
>leo
>scorpio
>gemini
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I'll say leo because statistically there are somewhat more robots with it
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leo eternally worst zodiac
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>>37964695
How did you come to learn that?
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tell me one thing you wanna do in the future, anything any any can be
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>>37964579
Probably having kids with a woman that isn't a whore or crazy.
So, It'll probably never happen.
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>>37964579
Create a successful webcomic.
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Kiss a girl :*(