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Tfw no farting wolf gf to fart at me

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Will we ever see the Internet go back to being a niche thing for nerds/hobbyists?

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What is the chance of our current pope calling for another crusade?

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Comfy General.
>/ComfyxComfyPostx/

>ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTzGWWKevA [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFt4mTm9k1k&t=1051s [Embed]
Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading

Try and keep things non-political and non-shitpost. Be kind to eachother. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.

Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/


comfy is a good feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experiences or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>nature images
>skylines
>urban aesthetics
>warm colors
>rural houses/landscapes
>the aesthetic of rain or other weather
>VHS filters, 90's aesthetic images, or cyberpunk
>interior design
composition is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)

pastaprimavera orginago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12JKyzkUC8 [Embed]

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>tfw no femanon gf who wants to take steroids and lift until she's huge.
>She will never make me suck her testosterone engorged clit that resembles a micro penis every day.

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omegle thread
/r9k, arcanine, etc...

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>tfw no fatass asking what I've had for dinner thread
Should I get my tendies from canes or chicken express /r9k/?

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>tfw imagining all you virgin faggots sitting on your plump twink asses all day crying about
m-muh no gee ef! :("

pathetic

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Remembered this shit that I should have avoided in the first place
>be me
>in year 11
>i draw shit
>even though my drawing quality back then was shit i did improve a bit, not too much.
>i'd occasionally doodle in class
>people would check my notebooks
>i'd get super annoyed when they did that
>one day a girl from my class, comes up to me
>solid 8/10
>tells me that my drawings were pretty nice
>genericnerdresponse.jpg
>she had a sad look on her face
>then she tells me that her old boyfriend dumped her and yadda yadda, idk i was too busy looking at those two "personalities" on her chest
>she cries on my shoulder and stuff
>my coat is covered with stacey tears now
>she stops crying and we start talking about drawing again
>she tells me she has an instagram account where she posts her stuff
>i check it out
>it's disgusting, but i hide the reaction
>"i-it's pretty good! i like it!"
>she thanks me and hugs me
>days pass, we go on talking with each other about drawing and stuff
>sharing our drawings
>1 year later she tells me she wants to date me
>genericnerdresponsetothefuckingmax.exe
>we date around for a month
>still no kiss
>i start to get suspicious
>decided to check her instagram, last time i checked it was ages ago
>i dont use my phone that often
>surprise! she has over 200 of them now!
>holy shit that's bigger than my self-esteem
>i head over to the posts
>wait a second
>she didnt draw this
>I DREW THIS
>she fucking erased my signature and put her own
>???
>next day, im at lunch time with friends and i call her to come meet me
>i ask her what the fuck was going on in her instagram and why is she stealing my drawings
>she, stops and looks at me with a blank look on her face
>slaps me in front of my friends and runs crying.
>we stop dating
>later i found out it wasn't the first time she had done shit like this

>mfw i could've just told her her drawings were shit and none of this would've happened
Anyone got any shit similar to this happen to them?

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>tfw remembered that time an absolute perfect petite qt smiled at me in hs and I did nothing and just nodded at her
>that was the last time any woman smiled at me
what are some things that make you want to off yourselves anons?

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Tfw no gassy farting gf girl

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>when you bait someone in a thread and don't even bother checking to see if they replied

First time I've done this, anyone else do this or things like it?

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Stopped believing in love at first sight
Actually fell in love for the first time in years, after a brief chat and 2 pictures.
We have a date soon but I'm 99% sure it will be awkward after spending months in isolation.
She will decide against me in the first 5 minutes, we'll have a polite conversation for 1 or 2 hours, and part ways.
Why am I even doing this?

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Ask a guy who has been sleeping in his schools forgotten portable restrooms anything, I've been sleeping in them overnight for 3 days now

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>tfw 10 year old sister shows you how to hold a girl's hand properly

>tfw I'm 20