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you usually dont get a notification when they decline so technically you probably weren't ignored. FIGHT HARDER DUDEBRO

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>>37904857
>send her a friend request
>she ignores it
>talk to her for a while and resend it
>she accepts

>>37904878
It's been almost 24 hours anon...

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All of them are within the age range of 24-32, by the way.

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I'm not kidding with any of these. It's all genuine...

Ha ha ha this is why I didn't join OKcupid

I saw waaaaaaaayyyyy too many of these types on there and they spooked me off

I'll take my chances IRL, these creatures are something else.

>>37904779
I just want a PhD in Computer Science. Why is it so hard?

Have you sorted yourself out first?

If you're a huge mess, then what makes you think a girl wants anything to do with you?

Also apparently you need to talk to them, which is the part I'm still working on personally.

What do you mean? It's not hard at all. Have you even tried?

I wrote a radio sketch the other day.
I'm quite pleased with it. I might actually record it if I can get over the intense feelings of shame of speaking loudly.
http://docdro.id/XRdxTiW

>>37904762
It's a bit hard to get an idea based on the first page alone.

>>37905280
This is very good anon, I would really like to hear you read it

>>37904762
Your dialogue sounds really cringey, desu. Like some dialogue spoken by enemy goons in a low budget action movie or some fanfiction. I thought up better replacements for all 4 lines of dialogue. Less is more.

Want me to give you your "revised" dialogue?

>>37904710
Lmao this reminds me of my ex, she was exactly like that holy shit; the difference is that i also was acting jealous when she had this retarded behavior.
Anyway this extreme jealousy is not normal at all, she prob has some mental issues. Apparently you dodged a bullet. But yeah, if you ever go back with her, just act the same way, ask her for chatlogs etc. Maybe she learns she fkd up. Also make her say sorry, dont be a beta. Bitches need to learn

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you're better off without her op

>>37904710
>>37904793
>>37904822
KYS FUCKING NORMALSCUM

lol @ thinking you can control your mind.

that's like trying to domesticate an animal that under no circumstance can be domesticated.

You gotta toughen yourself up

Taking nothing but cold showers will give you some willpower as well as some sick cold resistance in the future.

>How can I truly take control of my mind instead of it controlling me
This is kind of a mind blowing issue if you start thinking too deep about it. What is you, anyways? Your mind? Conscience? Soul?
So, your mind controls your thoughts, and you want to control your thoughts directly, bypassing the mind. But then what will would you input to your thoughts? A rational, calculated one? And for what goal? You cannot completely remove emotion from the equation because at that point you might as well do nothing.

>>37904660
>tfw no 16 year old online edgy gf who doesnt understand statutory rape

so what is the issue here again? its not like you're gonna fuck her

That's not that big a difference you faggot

>>37904648
howd you do it?
did you take pictures

Why did you do it? What was your motivation?

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>>37904659
>>37904668
It had babies and was getting all smug about being a mom.

I accidentally sat on of of her babies and she came running at me so i slammed her on a covfefe table snapping her neck

>>37904593
narcissism isnt bad for you, it's bad for others

>>37904616
So fucking what.
They have to deal with me less than 1% of their life.
I have to deal with me 100% of my life.

>>37904593
She took away the crutch you'd been hobbling along with all your life, so naturally it's going to get worse before it gets better. You have to learn to cope like a normal person now.

yeah I like to play. fucking bitches dont know about my realm

I played it a bunch for a while, haven't played in a long time though.
I eventually felt like I wasn't really progressing at all, I had formed my merry band of marauders and everything but I was still basically just chasing bands of looters and deserters around and couldn't figure out how to get to more exciting shit.

I do. Game of my childhood. Anyone /impatientforbonerlord/ too?

>>37904489
Will you suck my cock if I ask nice?

>>37904533
If i like you as a person, sure

>>37904489
You can turn me as gay as you want, but I don't fucking share so don't.

If that's true, how come you don't have a gf?

>>37904474
>stupid normalfag makes another stupid normalfag thread
go back to /b/ no one cares about your fucking moronic ramblings.

>>37904474
you don't treat girls right.

also don't bother commenting on abusive relationships if you haven't been in one. they start off good, euphoric even.

>>37904462
I know these feels sadly, its just hard sometimes to talk about stuff when nothings happening

Well what did you say anon

Because normies want you to talk about sports and tv shows

Well, living a life of mental manouvering like most of us /r9k/ poster do, one to a more intense level than others. might give rise to new brain connections so seeing/understanding on a deeper level. (like the ''real'' autist who has superhuman talent, like hearing music one time and being able to play it right away. see link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7_RG5XdwCM

>>37904516
I never thought about myself as being autistic tho. And I don't think I am. Probably just socially inept..

>>37904609
The fact that you challenge and question such thoughts and ask yourself if you are "just a special snowflake" is a good sign I think. A certain amount of self doubt is very helpful. Look it up.

Idiots breeze through life assuming they are correct all the time.

Smart people constantly question themselves.

It's a real thing. If you ever lose your inner critic it probably means you're a dumbass. And always remember. The more you learn the less you know. I.e. the more you learn about anything the more you realise there are nearly infinite variables affecting everything making it impossible to actually "know" everything.

Only the truly stupid deal in absolutes. (And I appreciate the irony of that statement.)

>>37904449
It's infested with Reddit filth.

>>37904449
It's one of the few places online where anyone can air their true views. Everyone is censored elsewhere. Surely this will attract some normies too.

Because they think they can debate