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>tfw became a eunich
My mind has never been so clear, I feel like a burden has been lifted from my soul lads.
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Why would you do that? Now no girl will like you.
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i prefer my girls (male) with a penis OP.
also that's retarded you could also do the same with chemical castration.
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you got your balls and dick gelded? what.
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At a wedding that I wasn't invited to as my friend's plus one because his normie gf couldn't come and im his third backup choice. Wut do?
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get drunk and fuk the bride
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>get drunk
>take some amphetamine
>smash the cake in a drunken rageAlso are you a girl, OP?
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>>35285379
Smash the cake. You have to ruin this for the bride. Brides are, by definition, Stacys.
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RIP
>press F to pay respects
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>>35285367
boogie finally kill? thank god
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>>35285367
IT'S OUR FAULT WE DIDN'T GET HIM ENOUGH HEALTHCARE /pol/ :(((
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>>35285409
Fatman, not Boogie
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What if we made a meme that made people chuckle permanently for the rest of their lives? Then the pain of living would be erased through the power of kek!
Post best of the best memes in here, none of that pussy shit, I wanna die keking.
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>>35285324
Would that truly make us happy?
If everyone could receive happiness with so little energy we'd just become like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_b7k9kQp0
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>>35285324
Maybe you could make a joke where the punchline is yet another joke that also has a joke as its natural conclusion, and this infinitely repeats in a spiral of funny?
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>tfw finally went out on a Friday night to some bars
>friend invited some girls and they met up with us downtown
>sat and drank the whole night but towards the end a 6/10 girl wanted me to dance with her
>overly self conscious even when drunk but somehow forced myself to get up and dance
>didn't know what the fuck I was doing
>no rhythm whatsoever, just stood behind her trying to move to the music and grabbing her hips
>actually danced for a good 20 minutes
Holy shit guys. I actually went out to a bar and fucking danced with a girl and she gave me her number. We're all gunna make it
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Yeah it's actually fairly simple getting with a girl it just requires you leaving the house and thinking before you speak
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good job nonetheless op
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>women degrade themselves in worst ways to pleasure Chads
>they avoid even talking to you cuz you're a beta autist
How does this make you feel?
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Works out fine.
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Seriously if you haven't come to terms with this already you're either new as fuck or just bringing up the same shit again and again instead of moving on from it.
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>>35285257
like a beta autist
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>Anon gets btfo and deletes his thread
I know you're still lurking. Everyone knows.
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>>35285227
I thought you can't delete threads anymore?
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>>35285227
>Pathetic Anon thinks he won some internet argument, and you know this is the biggest event in his day
Sad!
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>ate 24 bananas in one day
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Delightful thread
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>>ate 24 bananas in one day
fucking hell, how fat are you?
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Does your butt hurt now? I think you won't be able to poo poo
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>sister is a total sjw tumblrina dyed hair bitch
>gives me shit all the time
>doesnt care about me
WHY CANT I HAVE A SISTER THAT LOVES ME??
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>>35285192
How old is she, anon? She very well may grow out of it yet. It's possible she stays left, obviously, but there aren't very many that become a lifelong SJW. That's more of a high school and college pursuit for those constantly around radicals, really.
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>>35285192
You're supposed to show her unconditional love, then she'll return it after a while. You have to put more effort into your relationship. Go hug her and tell her you love her.
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>>35285222
she is 21, 22 in a few months, nice trips
>>35285232
HOW, she ALWAYS gives me a weird look when i hug her
I feel lonely and unhappy
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me too fella
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isn't that what this board is all about desu
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Yes.
And I don't know how to fix this. Jesus.
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Does anyone know what sort of house stuff you need to do before you buy a house? Like what checks and junk need to be done?
I am about to buy a house but I am a child and apparently so are my parents because they have no idea.
Pic is a similar but different house.
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Your realtor should have gone through some of this with you. But, you need to do inspections, shop for a loan (which is the most important part, IMHO), get insurance lined up, things like that.
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>>35285344
This. Just google home inspectors. I'm not sure how you're even able to buy a house cause I thought you needed an inspection to have your mortgage approved.
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Go through bank pre-approval to see what you can actually finance.
Do a walk-through before making an offer. Get a home inspection done, the sooner the better, and get title insurance.
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Why are Asians so superior and perfect?
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Riceniggers are the worst, they're only useful at stealing white technology
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>lowest crime rate
>highest education
>higher average salary
>higher IQ
>both guys and girls look clean and kawaii
whites are literally niggers to asians. they even say the same things as niggers
>muh dick
>they don' have soul mufuguh
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>>35285258
Can we stop this racism meme.
It's really pathetic.
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Why is there so much racially charged shit on /r9k/ right now? Are we being raided?
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24/7 by /pol/
because no mods.
any slow or forsaken board is raided this way.
they want to change the narrative that robots = white people.
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All these "political" threads feel so fucking out of place.
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/pol/ definitely should be deleted and raceposting/sexualityposting banned across all boards
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What's this all about? I keep seeing variants of this image all over 4chan recently.
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>>35284788
It means you're a newfag faggot.
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Easter?
Origami
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>>35284812
I've been here since 2011 I think. I don't come here often.
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should I get dark souls 2 or overwatch?
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Overwatch. Don't bother with souls games after dark souls 1.
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buy nier automata OP.
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>>35284774
looks good but its too pricey