ITT: as the title says, we name one time Chad helped you whether it was with homework, Stacy, or just being a friend for you
>be me
>freshman yr in college
>1st week
>whole floor is having a party
>i wasn't invited
>leave room door open since everyone is down the hall
>Chad sees this
>comes into room and asks why im not at the party
>give bs excuse
>says he'll be right back
>brings a few friends over and alcohol
>we party it up in my room
>most fun time i had ever had up til that point
>Chad ends up throwing up and I help him get it all out in the bathroom
>says "thanks anon, you're not like them"
ff 5yrs later, we're best friends and I've gotten to meet tons of girls and he's helped me grow out my shell. Thank you Chad.
>>39552181
I would give anything to have a Chad friend who has my back.
I'm so lost and alone. I need a guide.
>>39552181
Chads are truly good people..its the failed normies we should be wary of
Chad is always a nice guy. Normies, women, and psuedo Chads are evil.
who /mischief/ here?
>be 13
>dad is a fucking faggot
>get on his shitty windows 95 computer
>download child porn
>he gets arrested
>feelsgoodman.png
>exercise daily
>mfw creating entropy and making the universe end faster
>grade 5
>some sort of music class where we're standing in line and singing
>gril beside me smells like utter shit
>point it out
>everyone smells her while I'm beside her
>people call her poopoo annie
>go home
>as usual sit down to take a shit
>mfw there's a huge shitstain in my underwear
>smells fucking rancid
>don't even remember or recall shitting myself
>she continues to get bullied all year
>she used to be a straight A student, good friends, good family/life etc.
>she's fat and overweight now and probably smells like the shit I accused her of smelling like
lel
>Go to wal-mart
>Buy some desktop PC
>Take it home
>Change RAM, video card, and hard drive out for cheaper shit
>Return it
>Wagecuck employees doesn't know how to check
>Sell parts on eBay
I have more /mischief/ stories if anyone wants to hear them.
I'm 18 years old and I live in California, I got a speeding ticket a month ago and have been trying to get a job anywhere I can to pay off my ticket but haven't been able too.
I need to pay it by Sept. 11 or else I will be jailed for some amount of time
Any ideas how I can make that amount in a short time?
>>39552163
sell drugs or go to a home depot and help people put stuff into cars.
fuck it anon it dont matter
>>39552163
>Craigslist jobs
>General Labor/ETC
>Apply
Anyone have any luck finding alternative drugs for severe clinical depression? Because dispite what google says I can't "positively imagine" my way out of a noose.
>>39552137
>I can't "positively imagine" my way out of a noose.
You can. Just be yourself, Anon.
>>39552137
try nootropics
>>39552137
>positively imagine
Falsely reductionist. You need to work to find coping mechanisms that are practical and have value for you, not some shoddy panacea that you misinterpreted from your therapist. You're no putting any effort in so you're suffering from your negligence.
Why do whites prefer cigarettes and booze over pot? Why would you give yourself cancer ruin your health in the meantime smell bad all the time and be nauseous? And they think it's better.
>>39552125
Do they though? None of my family smokes cigarettes and where I work way more minorities smoke cigarettes than whites do. Love of alcohol is pretty universal though.
>>39552125
pot is the worst fucking drug ever you dumb racist
list of drugs I would do before pot:
all of them
because weed makes you gay anon, and we're not gay.
Maybe life is supposed to be painful and terrible.
>>39552122
Well the Buddhists have always said that life is suffering.
>>39552205
Well yeah, that much is pretty obvious. My point was that maybe it's supposed to be that way and any deviations are "" unnatural "".
>>39552122
Struggle enriches the spirit of the strong.
How many conversations do I have to have with a female before I can ask her out? pls help
How am I supposed to know when she's comfortable enough around me?
Also, I believe sex before marriage is wrong. I want a relationship, not a hookup. She is not the type to hook up, anyway (I know this for a fact, did my research beforehand on a throwaway social media account, found nothing).
at least 3 conversations. If there was slight flirting then its okay. If not you can ask but only as a friend and its gonna be awkward.
Girls that want relationships fall for chad dick the hardest.
>>39552097
>3
OK, up to 2 right now. But they were quick exchanges. I have sat next to her (she let me) in a class we have together, though.
Will update you tomorrow to tell if I spilled my spaghetti or not. I probably will be here crying in a week over rejection, anyway.
>ugly to a fault. Consistently get rated 3/10 on /soc/
>Funny, Social, and Friendly as hell during group therapy
>Still feel like a sociopath cause I didn't feel close to anyone there, only to people as a group
>Still linger on whether people thought I was funny or annoying, and if it was for my witty or stupid humor
>Haven't felt love since elementary school
>No one I consider a close friend
>Don't even love my family
>4/10, extremely crooked nose, ugly, asymmetrical fat face
>the "class clown" until i found out people just thought of me as obnoxious and annoying, so now i dont talk to anyone
>no friends or social media
>only time ive talked at length with a girl since high school was a group project with assigned groups i had in one of my college classes
>cant feel anything anymore
we need to make a club
>>39552038
do you have the full version? I remember the "mouse" being a scarily accurate depiction of me.
>>39552274
Yeah I have the full version. Mouse was the one I was second closest to aswell.
tfw your moms SO keeps hitting on you and you kind of like it because it's the only attention you ever get
My dad called me hopeless, do you think he was just being tsundere?
>>39552036
>>39552063
Shit thread, reported, saged. No such thing as a cunt bot
Bye.
I'll give you attention sweetie.
do you get drunk easily? what do you normally drink?
yes
garbage
>>39551970
I generally have no issue getting drunk if I want to
I don't know many people who do
I iike white wine personally
Average I guess, I'm a fatbot but not morbidly obese. I really like higher end scotch but it's so expensive. For a "fuck it, I want to get drunk" night I'll drink Sailor Jerry. I'm a bit of a pleb when it comes to Scotch if we're being honest, I've only had the big names, Laphroaig, Glenlivet, Caol Ila, etc. Scotch is my baby but damn it's expensive.
>walk into local diner
>mom is oustude listining audio book
>she knows I love diners for the american tradition
>walk in and see the "please wait to be seated" sign
>smirk to myself because I know they all know me here
>"Just one?" the qt waitress says
>I tip my hat, and without a word she walks me to the corner table
>"Need a couple minutes?" she quips
>"heh, just a coule, sweetheart" I let out, with a sly smirk
>she knows all my favourites, but we like to have fun
>She walks up
>"I will have the double cheeseburger with seasoned fries, and a side of potatoe salad, extra ranch"
>her face is flush
>enjoy a great meal, and read some great posts on my smart phone
When I met my mom at the car we discussed the meal and her audio book. We both had a great time!
Who here Loves diners?
>>39551968
Sounds like you had a great time. They seem pretty comfy at night desu; I think I'll try going to one alone sometime
Barely any around where i live so ive to go out if my way to get to one. Really like them though.
Whenever I go to restaurants mommy has to say my order for me. Otherwise the waitress looks at me like I'm retarded and asks me to please repeat. One time I was alone at the table and the waitress came over. She asked what I wanted to drink. I started having a panic attack in my mind because I was too nervous to say anything. Thankfully my mother came to the table a few seconds later.
I can't wait for the future where you don't have to talk to people. Just press a button and my order comes out.
Who was "that girl with the huge tits" where you went to school? Was she normal big or freakshow huge? Did she live life like a normal person or did she draw a crowd walking between second and third period?
Did she ever stop getting bigger? What's she up to now?
how do girls with huge tits sit at desks
all i want is a shitty reality or youtube series about girls with gigantic tits dealing with gigantic tits
not just d cups complaining about "bigboobproblems" but 99th percentile edge cases
is that too much to ask?
I'm the winner of this thread.
Why are we jealous of Chad again? I just realized I don't want to be this.
that's just a bad pic
are you sure you don't wanna be like this
<-----
I don't want that kind of body either but you're considered literal trash without it
>>39551917
we're not really jealous of who he is, but more what he gets. feel me?
what are some tips so it's not awkward when I go meet random girls to bang them.
I'm not a sperg btw, but I do find it difficult in this situation because I'm pretty straightforward. I'm just there to bang, and I know it, so any attempt at small talk will sound fake cause it is cause I don't give a shit about your curtains or your job or whatever.
I wish there was a new seinfeld about hookup culture so I could learn the norms.
quick, time is important she just sent me this:
how's it going today? I hope all is well;) Btw, im not interested in a serious relationship. I dont like all the emotional stuff that comes with that. i just need someone who is chill and of course good in bed. sorry for being straight forward. If you are serious to make it happen, let me know ASAP :-)
never mind, I'm pretty sure I got memed. Those scammers get more clever by the day, huh. God I'd hate to encounter a competent scammer. I'm so used to them all being idiots that a mildly clever one is almost undetectable.
until they ask me for something stupid obviously. All scams are the same in that they need to get something from you.
she sent me nudes that were kind of hot though, if they were truly her.
>>39551915
You sound like a colossal faggot, faggot
I am looking for anime recommendations. I'm looking for the most graphic, gory, violent, (((non-hentai))), anime you can give me. I'm not against nudity in it, but I'm looking for good violent anime, not graphic hentai. Shows are prefered over movies, but all are welcome ITT. Pls give me any series that come to mind, that are full of violence, no matter how obvious they should be.
Thank you, in advance, dear anons.
>no matter how obvious they should be.
berserk (the old one)
ninja scroll
all anime is evil
>>39551989
desu, haven't watched Ninja Scroll. Only know the game.
>>39552005
It is. The reason is because it's so good. Gluttony Is a son innidit?