Is learning photoshop hard? I have lots of ideas for edits on memes that I know people would laugh their dicks off over, but I have no editing skills at all. Should I try photoshop or something else?
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Heyo! I just use Paint.NET for my dank memes. With a plugin pack I'm good to go! Plus it's quite efficient when you've memorized all of the hotkeys, can really let ya crank out them memes.
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GIMP is free.
image manipulation is a useful skill to learn. There's plenty of tutorials you can watch online. Plenty of tools/brushes you can download. It's not easy if you're going in with no knowledge about photography/videogamegraphy/multimedia terms.
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>>34590608
What I hate about Paint.NET is that when I insert a text, it gets converted to an image and I can't modify it any more.
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Who else /never gets texted/?
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sometimes when I have to sit next to people, I will just scroll through my texts to make myself look like i'm a normie, but in reality all of the texts are just confirmation codes
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>>34590534
Me, not even my girlfriend texts me because we live together. I pay $35 a month on the off-chance I'll get a call back for a job interview
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The worse thing is
>create threads on 4chan (two different boards at the same time)
>no respones
not even here people will talk
and usually when i post in a thread no answers and it dies
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>just got on NEETbux
We all gonna make it boys.
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>>34590491
My dream is to one day live the NEET life.
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Move to a smallish town in Kansas. The rent is cheap enough to live alone on NEETbux.
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>>34590491
TFW you live in a third world shithole that doesn't have NEETbux
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General comfy thread lads. Post pics and music that contributes to the comfy feels. Also, I'm the anon that posted a comfy thread about 4-5 months ago that said I was gonna do one every week with new oc, but wagecucking and school kind of took over my time. However, I still remember the anon that specifically asked for some OC winter kumf, and I have taken a lot of pictures that I hope you will enjoy. I'll start out by dumping. 1/?
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no one wants your shitty thread
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> not a weeb
> love Japanese suburbs
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2/?
original thoapparently not original enough
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How would your life be different if you were born and lived in Japan?
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would probably have killed myself earlier
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>>34590448
I'd maybd be a hikkikomori, i'd maybe have a set career path and less stress from freedom of choice.
I may be a girl.
Its pointless to think about. It wouldn't be me. And i don't know enough about japan to know how my blank slate would end up.
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That's a good question. Lemme start my life over and find out. >:(
Fuck women. Most of them are selfish, simple-minded, petty, and idealistic. They spread their legs for every man they percieve as "alpha" while they use a good man like me for their own benefit. Of the 10+ women i've gotten close with, none of them let me get past 3rd base. They are simply cold and lack compassion for the suffering of men in my situation. I can't wait to see you bitches succumb to misery when you inevitably lose your beauty and no one wants you. You will suffer for years upon years until you die alone and your rotting corpse gets eaten by your excessive number of cats.
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>it's another "anon overestimates his value and blames women for his own failings" episode
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>>34590374
>men in my situation.
What's your situation, anon? Get it off your chest. You'll feel better.
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>>34590374
Your entire post was selfish, simple-minded and petty m8. Maybe like attracts like, maybe you're cursed because you wish curses upon others.
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>Hey, why do you always eat all by yourself in your room? Come here and eat with us for once!
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>>34590356
I eat in my room because i can watch tv in there. How do you even know who I am and what I do, i don't talk to anyone and my blinds are always closed.
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Is that wheel chair girl gonna drink both those pops by herself?
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I imagine pork is the one on the right and vegetables is the one on wheels. Ginger is self explanatory in this case
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Who else here a call centre cuck?
Literally just finished my shift.
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>>34590353
are you from India...?
if so how does it make you feel about trump wanting to bring back jobs to the US
will it affect you people in any way
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>>34590353
I work for a 911 call center, get paid really well, but too stressful
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I used to do that m8. Do you at least get commission?
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or is it real?
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>>34590337
>Is this board parody
no.
sure, there are people that like to roleplay, and those who get a perverted pleasure bullying suicidal anons, but most robots are real.
we are the kids you bullied relentlessly at school. we are the people you simply ignored and never acknowledge if we spoke out. we are the ones that never got calls to go out or when we called nobody picked up the phone. we are the forgotten that only are remembered by their families on holidays, if. we are already dead.
turn around. if you found this place and stay, there's no lower. you reached hell.
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Why do you think it's parody?
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>>34590337
Kill yourself you degenerate furry
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>be me
>look at qt while shopping
>qt looks at me
>I look away and pretend I wasn't looking at her
WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC? FUCK, how am I supposed to ever get a girlfriend.
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>>34590279
you are not supposed to get a GF
Natural selection, Autist need to be weeded out of the gene pool
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>>34590279
This castle looks nice, where's the picture from?
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>>34590419
seriously tho this place is really nice.
Is it weird I focus more on the castle in the background more than on a girl?
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>tfw too gay to want a gf but too straight to want a bf
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I wish I had some comfy bear pajamas
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>>34590280
>want get a bearsuit
>google it
>nobody sells proper one
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>tfw wanting to get fucked in the ass but not attracted to the male body
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Look, ive had enough of your shit /r9k/, some of you are alright. Dont go into the City tomorrow.
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What city am I supposed to avoid you stupid fuck thanks for the warning oh wait thanks for nothing you worthless piece of shit
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>>34590269
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT JUST DONT GO INTO A MAJOR CITY,
I SWEAR TO GOD ILL FUCKING DO IT REEEEEE
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>>34590296
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO REEE AT ME YOU HOBO CLOWN MAYBE PROVIDE SOME ACTUAL INFORMATION NEXT TIME YOU GO ON A SHOOTING SPREE INSTEAD OF THIS VAGUE FACEBOOK STYLE BULLSHIT BLOGPOST FUCK YOU
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Bought my first box of cigs a couple days ago and half of it is aleafy gone. I smoked three cigs so far today. Should I stop? This might be getting out of hand.
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>>34590239
your life will never be the same. there will always be that temptation to smoke even if you quit. the ride never ends
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>>34590325
You a smoker? And nah, I also have kush but you can't smoke that at school.
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Cigarettes are bad mkay?
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Things you can never forgive yourself for 2017-02-02 05:05:07 Post No.34590223
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Things you can never forgive yourself for
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ITT: Things you've done that you can't forgive yourself for
I'll start.
>be me
>about 5 years ago now
>junior year of high school
>my onetis is a shy innocent girl with no freinds
>but she is beautiful and i have fallen in love with her
>we talk in art class and say hi to each other in the halls but not much beyond that
>i see her sitting alone at lunch
>ditch my friends to go and talk with her
>we hit it off and talk a lot
>this continues for most of the year
>she mentions how she loves Hersheys chocolate
>the conversations get slightly flirty throughout the year
>somehow manage not to sperg out while talking to this beautiful girl
>one day i open a fortune cookie that says "the love your looking for may be closer than you think" or something like that
>lightbulb.jpg
>i placed the fortune and a hershey kiss where she usually sits at lunch and sat two tables over with my friends waiting for her to see it
>i felt the best I've ever felt when i saw her genuinely smile as she saw the chocolate and read the fortune
>she looked so happy and perfect
>i go over to sit with her like usual
>"anon, this is beautiful was this you"
>AUTISM ACTIVATE
>"haha what no"
>she gives me a second chance, knowing it was me
>"gee i wonder who did it" and smiled at me
>"me too"
>the next week her schedule changed and i switched school and never saw her again.
If your reading this Briana, i still think about you every day and wish i had a way to contact you.
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>>34590223
All you had to mumble was "y-yes"
Why, anon, why?
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Pushing her away and distancing myself when she was really into me. I had one shot at losing my vriginity to the girl of my dreams and i cucked myself.
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>>34590223
This story physically pained me
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Baka aniki hug your imouto already! 2017-02-02 05:00:15 Post No.34590159
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Baka aniki hug your imouto already!
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Siblingincestlove is the purest form of love.
Hug, headpat,lewdet cetera your beloved member of immediate family right now!
>imouto
>neesan
>otouto
>onii-chan
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Whoa what's that totally random thread right there
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New post for the new thread.
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Opps, didn't see this made...Guess I need more coffee