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When was the last time you pissed the bed?
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>work at a supermarket stocking shelves for two plus years now
>try my best to be friendly and smile and say hi to everyone
>most everyone responds very well
>have gotten several customer compliments on my friendliness and helpfulness
>only one particular demographic is consistently rude
Can you guess who it is? That's right! It's YOUNG WOMEN. They're almost all rude cunts who either outright ignore me or give me dirty looks like taking time out of what I'm doing to greet them is my favorite thing to do or that I'm actively trying to rape them. Do you know why that is? Because I'm ugly. Literally everyone else can see past that and realize I'm doing my job. Except for young, entitled cunts. How did this happen?
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They probably think you're trying to get in them walls
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>>37872317
Well how entitled and self centered do you have to be to think that a random person who is at work and obviously in the middle of something is trying to fuck you? It's absurd.
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>>37872344
Is it though? If you're a shelf stocker you don't really speak unless spoken to since your job aint to interact w/ customers like a cashier. Un-necessarily given attention will be seen as attraction by younger women. What did you expect?

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>20 yo khv
>now browsing backpage,43 yo woman offering the succ for 40 buckaroos, 30 mins, another girl 18-30 looking for a fwb and doesn't care about race, but most likely going to pickier, first choice is 43 yo woman
>going to contact her tomorrow, she's in my city and close by

IMA GET 30 MINS OF STRAIGHT SUCC MY NIGGAZ :DDDD

Looking for those 2 for 1 deals though, heard from a friend that's what's up.
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Go for it not bad way of going.
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>>37872166
Whores are back on backpage?
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>>37872209
Hell yeah, it's going to be lit
>>37872220
Apparently, I thought they were all but gone but there's still a few ads up.

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There's a cat turf war going on around my house and into the large patch of forest I own behind my house.

Basically, my front porch is a home for these cats. Like 20 of them live on my porch, and four females are pregnant. You can expect ethnic tensions here because cats of every color are here. It's more of a white vs. black thing.

Whites, gingers, tabbies (five of them)
VS
Blacks (ten of them)

They rest are tortie cats, weird colored calico cats that are ALWAYS born female.

Should I stop them?
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>>37872149
Let them fiight, adopt the winner
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can you eat cats?
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>>37872168
I'm honestly amazed at the way these cats fight. I have no idea how they do it.

The white cats unite and fuck up the black cats that have an autocratic mentality, meaning they want to rule the porch, but fight by themselves against their own kind. The white cats unite and don't fight each other, but win a war they're outnumbered in.

>>37872203
I personally wouldn't eat a cat, but it's possible I think.

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>post greentext
>no one responds
>thread dies

>popular thread
>post
>thread dies

Every fucking time. Y u do this to me r9k? y?
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>>37872147
Happens to me all the time too senpai senpai senpai
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>>37872147
I'll listen and give a response to your greentext friend, post it here

I know that feel all too fucking well,
all anyone cares about here is being the edgiest faggot possible
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>>37872388
Uh-oh, we got an edgelord here.

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who is she?

is she a slut?
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>>37872130
Who's whom? Why're you posting such degenerate images here? Please stop? It's not nice to call people that word, it's of no one else's business whether or not someone is sexually active.
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rape all connieposters
the streets will run red with blood from their busted pussies
duterte will be first in line for the gang bang train
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>>37872329
connie a slut! A SLUT!

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If you've got anything you want to get off your chest, let it out here, and I'll talk to you.

Obviously I'm not a professional so I can't give you good advice, but sometimes people just want someone to talk to. If you need someone to talk to, this is the place for you. I'll be here for a few hours.
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>>37872126
I know my issues come from within and that only I can help myself, but how do I convince myself that I'm worth saving? I can't help but try to be positive and help everyone I come across in my day to day life, but I can't seem to find the motivation to even attempt to help myself.

Early on in my life I stopped giving a fuck and just went wherever the current took me, and ever since that point I've been successful in school and work. However to accommodate that "go with the flow" persona I've repressed many emotions. Before this shift, I failed at almost every single thing I tried to do. I'm afraid that if I start trying to do things again I will no longer be the same person and will start being a failure again.

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Why haven't you changed?
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no opportunity.
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Because I don't want to live even if certain aspects of my life bettered.
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I have changed, everything is always changing. Just never the way I want them to.

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how do i find a bf like this?
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what if...

this image depicts what they did to us?

what if we've been genetically fucked by them
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YOU TRANS WOMEN OR "TRAPS" ARE THE NIGGERS OF GENDER
STOP PRETENDING TO BE BOYS AND START TELLING PEOPLE FROM THE BEGINNING YOU ARE FUCKING TRANNIES CAUSE IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOU MEME BITCHES WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME
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>>37872218
*unzips zipper*
*BOINNGGGG*
touch it, anon!!!

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>Anyone who funposts is ignored
>Anyone who complains/shitposts ( Like me ) is fucking swarmed with (you's)

When did you realize this is unironically the worst board to do ANYTHING in?

Yes, even worse than fucking /b/
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you thought a board full of literal Elliot Rodgers would be a fun board?
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>>37872109
It wasn't always like this man. Sure they were still edgy faggots but at least there was some decent memes being made instead of "I HATE EVERYTHING YOU ENJOY STOP HAVING FUN" in literally EVERY FUCKING THREAD

No wonder why everyone here's completely devoid of any capacity for fun, they fucking ruin it for everyone else

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I really feel as if this song describes most of you perfectly. if you don't like brootal shit just read the lyrics in the description.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQhHzkrU3I
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>2nd day working at McDonald
>manager hasn't given me my uniform
>tells me I can't work today until she gets it
What the fuck? You let me work the first day without uniform why not now?
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>>37872039

enjoy your day off, seriously mcnobs is shit. the managers are the worst thing about the job
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AHAHAHAHAHA
I PITY U WAGEKEK
BUT I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING AT WAGIE PROBLEMS
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

t. succesful neet
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>>37872039
>tfw working at a comfy grocery store job
Fast food cucks will never know these feels

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For the past two days we've had threads where robots/femanons made coupons that could be redeemed for their love.

One robot verified that he had his redeemed and now has a gf.
I will be posting those that haven't been once more.

Feel free to make more coupons though. I will post templates some friends provided.
I hope you guys find love.
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>>37872036
Coupons x2
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Coupons x3
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Coupons x4

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/Communist/ feels Thread
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Subpar b8, kill yourself.

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>got my old job back
>I start working again tomorrow
I'll see you guys in a few months when I fuck up again eventually
Also
>tfw no gf
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>>37871995
Congrats bro. Working and moving out is what got my life on track. It's surprising how motivated you can be when you have to make rent.
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>>37872042
I got a few more months before I move out. I also want a gf too.

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