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>>35545454
>"How are you Anon?"
>"Eh, ok I guess/I've been better"
>They ask what's wrong

Easy as that

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>>35545545
No.
I mean the real reason.

What can someone, anyone realistically send out of their mouths to pull it out of you without you worrying about what happens next.

>>35545681
Ok what exactly is your goal here? My autism is peaking

Do you want people to talk about your problems with? Are you trying to ask someone about their problems?

bump
oklahoma

join goddamnit

>>35545406
Stop bumping this shit again, it's always full of retards saying "Hello." and skipping, and other ones just instaskipping
Fuck Omegle

>>35545375
Undoubtedly.
Was talking to my dad about him being a total Chad earlier.

>>35545375
Well , he grew up in Suburra which was a terrible neighbourhood , his family was infamous and he was treated like shit by everyone till he did the Bello Gallico.

>>35545375

>painting shows that the statues weren't painted

Why did teachers lie and say that all the Roman/Greek statues were fully colored and lost their paint over the years so now the statues have a stone texture?

>>35545332
It is, if you're older than 16.

>>35545332
You might as well go to church and find a virgin girl. How old are you, OP?

>>35545332
>wanting a gf
gtfo normie cunt

>>35545243
Tell him that it's just fucking skiing and he needs to grow up.

>>35545243
>wahhhhhhhhhhhh Im on a ski trip
fuck you you fucking faggot.

>>35545279
He's always like that. Even if it's something that doesn't completely matter in life he always tells me I need to try harder or else I'll be a failure.

>>35545229
Because it's become a social norm to find this specific film sad and cry at it so of course the normies all follow suit.

Because pupper died baw. I haev feels.

There are a lot of movies in which dogs die, that haven't acquired the fame of marley & me.

It's more about the fact that it's actually a good, well written film. In a lot of films where someone dies at the end, they didn't spend any fucking time making you care about that character, so you don't give a shit when they die.

Meanwhile, the entirety of Marley & Me is spent actually building up the relationship between the dog and it's owner.

>of the many native American women his people raped
If by this you mean all the native American women that all of Spain raped, then yeah.
It wasn't just that lil nigga, it was an entire country that came here to conquer, murder, and rape

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>>35545313
This is a sick world...no , the people are sick.. people truly are awful

>>35545214
>tfw you find out that Christopher colombus wasn't actually the founder of America and merely discovered it
You'll know this feel now, OP

>>35545090
Honestly, wouldn't say that you were the one in the wrong here. If she wanted to get your attention, she could have easily done it in a more obvious and less fucking annoying way. I think you had the right to get mad and tell her to cut it out.

Her friend probably yelled that as a knee jerk reaction because women aren't used to being rejected/told no. She therefore immediately had to insult you and try to bring you down so that she could still feel like she has control.

Bet that fucking bitch didn't even like the music.

>>35545231
Yeah harassing someone isn't a way to hit on them

>>35545231
It seemed like a very autistic and surreptitious way to get someones attention. Yeah I probably toasted those roasties and they were ruining the opener who I was into. Thanks anon.

I have a 2 other times where I autisticly rejected a woman one was a flat out no without even realizing what I did. Perhaps deep down i want nothing to do with them.

Kill yourself you fucking pakinigger

I do not think about Pakistan. I have never heard of Baltistan or gil-git.

I think you people are fucking retarded. You should just adapt to western values and society so you can stop living like you're 300 years behind the rest of the world. I mean, just look at that flag, it looks fucking retarded. Like some tribe niggers' flag or something.

Just my two cents.

It's a normal joke

And you should be.
Sexism should not be tolerated in the workplace

Only when you work with fat faggots like Greg Miller.

"male" gook

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>>35544966
i don't see people through lenses like "gender" or "race". those things simply don't exist in my mind anymore: I HAVE TRANSCENDED INTO THE NU-SPECIES.

There is no difference between us, we are all one and equal.

>>35544966
>triple dubs gets
male(?) philip-white mix?

>>35544964
Is there more to the story anon?

>>35544964
sounds like you're about to get raped.

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>Jack answers door
>Sees Kevin and Mike
>Kevin introduces me to Jack and I hardly speak.
>I look around the house
>All this faux-Amerindian shit, and wolf carvings, and dreamcatchers
>Couches are covered in cig ash and butts
>Tables and any other flat surface covered in various obscure alcoholic drinks
>Get a good look at Jack
>White as ice
>The dude is a total waPawnee, a weaSiox
>Jack gets dressed and inserts every conversation about his sexual activity with girls, as if he is insecure about some closet queerness
>Limp Bizkit is on the radio and won't stop playing
>Jack sings along
>I sit still as a statue, speaking only when spoken to.
>"You know what I like? Kissing girls. It's so awesome."
>No shit
>Party starts as three girls walk into the house
>Two of them are sluts looking for an easy fuck and one brown girl is just there for the free weed
>I'd smoke some too if I weren't looking for a job
>Jack, to impress the slut duo, chugs some drink. I think it was Jack Daniels, some Bacardi. I don't drink, so I don't know
>Three new guests enter
>One edgy looking plumber Count of Monte Cristo, skull ring wearing, Leon Trotsky beard having, Matrix looking motherfucker.
>Some slightly chubby guy
>And a stoner with a Jack Russell terrier, Shaggy and Scooby-doo
>Chubby guy has a jar of weed in his hands and asks everyone to smell it
>Too strong. It smells like a skunk spraying on a fiery Soviet tire.
>Chubby guy asks for my debit card, pointing to his nose
>Don't have card on my, but Kevin lends Chubby his
>Chubby goes to the bathroom to squanch
>"SNNIIFFFF, oh yeah. SNIFFFF, fuck! SNIIIIFFFF, uh."
>Chubby returns sweaty, handing Kevin his card. He looks like he wants to die.
>One slut changes it to dubstep in place of Bizkit
>Halleluja!
>Jack then suggests we go to this bar that turns a blind eye to underage drinking because Kevin is under 21.
>The cars are loading up and Jack, drunk as a Slav, demands that he's driving his own car.

im so lonely someone talk to me

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>35544962
Ever had a pilonidal cyst?

Curious if other hairy ass anons have had it

t. Hairy ass anon who has/had a pilonidal cyst

>>>/soc/ >>>/lgbt/ now gtfo

>>35544909
Chips, skirly, carrots and gravy. Hearty meal for work out later.

>>35544909
Nothing, going shoping outside is too stressful.

>>35544909
Stop eating trashy meat. Go vegan.

Like skin?

this is unoriginal

I hear on good authority that it's exactly like bags of sand. Thank me later.

>>35544827

It skin. Suck on your forearm and you'll get a general idea. Cum is another story