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Can any robots give me advice in acne and acne scars?
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>>37812145
Grow a beard and it'll hide the shame
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>>37812184
Have already tried was shitty tier. And didn't hide anything
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>>37812145
Don't eat meat/dairy.
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Anna Akana strikes me as the type of girl who'd change her political beliefs to date a 6 5' musclebound white supremacist
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>>37812133
No. But she'd fucks them anyway.
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>>37812537
She probably is an unironical white supremest.
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>>37812133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wishful_thinking
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Just talk to Russians, they'll chat with you and you can build social skills. I just message random Russians in Russian and they all chat with me. IDC if you have to use a bot or duo lingo, but my Russian isn't good and they they still chat with me. I'm going for a weekend with one in Boston who got a visa on the 10th.
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These are real banal chats but it doesn't matter since I did it in Russian
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They are impressed by that as long as you make 30k a year. I don't mention it but it's the impression I get
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What websites do they go on? Do they speak any English?
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In this thread you convince me to kill myself tonight.
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>>37812020
These dubs say you should do it, OPenis
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I don't think killing yourself is what he meant but it works probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
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Would jumping head first from the side of a highway into a car be enough to kill you? I'd probably jump in front of the biggest one I see coming, and it would be going over 80mph.
People say life is precious, yet dying seems impossible.
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HOW DO I ASK OUT A GIRL
WHAT ARE THE RULES PLS EXPLAIN
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I don't know. I've never done it before
you have been muted for 2 seconds
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>>37812008
Be attractive, and you will be accepted by woman and you will blatantly see the signs. Such as them starting a conversation with you, smiling you and they getting close to you like in a work place environment,
You are probably ugly like me. if no girls would talk to you or speak kindly of you in school then you are ugly like me.
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You simply approach her from the sides of her peripheral vision, tip your fedora and say 'milady, perchance, do you want to go steady with me? i can assure you i am an upstanding gentlemen and will defend your honor valiantly. unless you refuse, in which case i will brand you a whore and post pictures of you on various 4chan imageboards'
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"So I was thinking tonight if you're not busy you could come over to my place and watch horror movies with me."
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>>37811884
This isn't even a meme, there are girls like this.
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>>37811905
I wish I met a girl like that...
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>girls and normies get scared to horror movies
>shouting in suprise and hiding their eyes
Why do they do this? All horror movies are laughably predictable. I've not been shocked by a horror movie since the ending of the first Friday the 13th movie.
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Really good story board
I'll start
>be me
>be about ten, just moved and in new school
>have a hard time making friends
>end up making enemies instead
>everyone keeps making fun of me because I look like a girl, especially one this one guy
> let's call him chad
>the teasing and name calling goes on all the way through the end of high school
> start college and move into dorm on campus
>realise that I love cock and dressing up in girls cloths
>start taking estrogen supliments to be even more girl like
> it gets to the point where it's impossible to tell that I'm a guy
>start tricking guys around campus
>"trapping them" if you will
> date and "trap" pretty much every guy who would fall for it on campus
>decide I need new victims
> get tinder
>find some guy who's my age and is the most average guy on the planet
>notice he's on my colleges football team
>don't have to e-date
>score
>then I realise who it is
> it's chad
>begiun dating him
>waiting on the night that he wants to put it in me
>thisgonbegood.png
>we get in bed start making out
> he still hasn't figured out that I'm the fag he made fun of in school
>the moment comes
> i start sucking his cock
>i remove panties
>expose my tiny dong
"who's the faggot now chad?"
> look of shock comes across his face
"a-anon?"
>we end up fucking anyway
> we're getting married in two moths
>mfw
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>>37811818
Even for a robot, that's fucked up man
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I advise you to consider suicide OP
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Bullshit maybe?
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im so ugly but thats okay cause so are you
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thank you anon :)
youre an inspiration to us all
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>>37811785
we broke our mirrors
sunday morning is every day for all I care
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>>37811954
but i don't care.
light my candles
in a daze
cause i found god
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I'm actually dumber than all of you. 2017-06-19 04:40:51 Post No.37811653
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I'm actually dumber than all of you.
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Someone try match me, I'd be interested to see the worst this place can do.
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This place makes you dumber, so I'm not surprised.
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origian
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>>37811653
i always thinked a girls had cooties
and still does in the old ages of 30+
I WANT A JOB WHERE ARE ALL THE JOBS REEEEEE
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>Has time to post on r9k, debate
>Can't apply to jobs
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>>37811548
U and me both applied to all sorts of jobs NOT. A. SINGLE. CALL. BACK. gonna follow up call them tomorrow tho
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>>37811569
Applying to jobs doesn't take up much time
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I've known this girl for years. She used to be super sweet and nice. A really good girl all around. Now she's 18, and becoming more of a slut every day. I don't like it. I mean, I fap to all her pictures, but I wish she wouldn't present herself like this. Although, I guess since I'm fapping I can't really judge.
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>>37811482
Dump some pictures lad. This is a common phenomenon for most women these days, just enjoy the show and don't emotionally invest yourself
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>>37812174
It's just that she didn't used to be like this. It's been a very slow progression.
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she just wants to get fucked and filled with cum just like the rest of us
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>nobody replies to my post
>derail the thread out of spite
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another sleepless night. when will it end
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Stop posting shit threads and we will reply
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you are a hero OP
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Help, the only person I ever cared about is thinking of leaving me, because of my paranoia and how I stress over everything possible and get depressed over anything. It's gotten so bad he doesn't know I'm stalking his discord because I'm concerned about what he's doing while not with me and I started talking to him in a mean way when he said he was going to go shower but instead messaged on discord for an hour straight.... I don't want to do it and I'm afraid that he'll leave me . what should I do I am scared
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zap zap faggot
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>>37811394
Just act normal
That doesnt mean act like yourself, just cool it down and try to be more calm about things. Number one turn off for peopleor just general annoyance if you're not looking for romanceis being overly attached.
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>>37811470
I'll try.
And it is.. He's just the only person ever who showed some kind of liking towards me
>>37811415
.-.
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>when it's 80+ degrees in your room so you fap and then rub the cum into your skin, cooling yourself off
What are some disgusting yet satisfying feels robotos
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>>37811294
semen is warm though...
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>>37811294
Do you not have air conditioning? I bet you're a European
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>>37811656
Try it for yourself lad. It'll be warm for a second but it quickly cools when spread out.
>>37811680
It's old as shit and doesn't work very well in my room.
if you could give your 16-year-old self any advice, what would it be?
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>>37811258
Go to college.
Keep writing.
Dont go on 4chan or anything like that.
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>>37811258
Stay in school, and keep in touch with yabois.
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>>37811258
don't expect anything