Rate the girls in my school
Yoooo do you go to the University of Michigan?
1st picture is the biggest roastie
>>37634082
I go to the university of detroit
> middle school PE
> "OK kids today we'll learn how to play flag football"
> black kid lets out a screech
> black kid runs up to me picks me up and drops me to the ground on my back
> couldn't breathe for 20 because of the force my rib cage took
> gym teacher does nothing
> other kids pick black kid as team captain
> i get picked last and put on the shit team with girls that stand still and don't even play game
> fall into giant mud patch in the grass where sprinkler water collects and sit still
Middle school is the probably the worst time of one's life
i wouldn't mind being in school right now
> first day of middle school
> school intercom comes on for announcements
> try to become the funny kid and yell "it's the voices in my head! They're back!"
> get weird looks
> the kid that sat next to me goes to the bathroom and sits down in a different seat when he comes back
> next week
> announcements come on intercom again
> Chad makes the same exact joke as me
> a good 60% of the class audibly laughs, 100% of the girls laugh
>>37634014
>tfw black and the worst kid in his school at sports like football and basketball since I had no hand eye coordination
Okay I'm ready, red pill me on women.
Many care only about appearance. Being a nice guy will only make you a female friend
>>37633981
If only people knew how bad things really are
>>37633981
I don't understand how people fall for the gf meme
What the fuck is the point of therapy?
Anybody with an iq above 90 could figure out all of the "coping strategies" and therapeutic methods these people use without any guidance.
Is therapy just for retards and/or normies without any introspective thinking ability?
Complete waste of my fucking time. Been to numerous therapists and none of them have helped shit. The meds are the only thing that's helped improve anything.
>>37633968
Introspection is the equivalent of beating off while staring at yourself in a full-length mirror. Or something.
You're the one who got yourself into a bunch of shitty habits and situations, you can't get yourself out of it by yourself. You need an outside perspective and objective assessment.
More importantly you need someone that'll tell you what you don't want to hear, but need to hear.
You can sit there and go HHHMMMM THIS INTROSPECTION REALLY MAKES ME THINK MAYBE MY ENTIRE LIFE IS FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF THAT KID IN 4TH GRADE WHO WAS MEAN TO ME ONE TIME all you want. Introspection is a meme.
>>37634076
>hey anon, just give advice to yourself while imagining you're another person!
Wow, so useful. I couldn't have possibly figured out that that could be useful on my own.
>>37634107
Who are you quoting?
I didn't say any of that.
I explained what the point of a therapist is.
and yes I'm "reddit-spacing" on purpose.
>tfw no civilization v gf
>tfw no syphilis invasion bf
>>37633931
Civ is probably pretty easy for even non-gamer girls to get into. Not very competitive or fast paced. Find a gf and introduce it to her.
>>37634829
I think OP wants Civ5 to be his gf
Why dont we have a suicide general?
What's the point? In a few moments it would be dead.
okay why not
So would 45 degrees with this in the mouth pretty much guarantee pic related? even with shitty aim up and back wouldnit probably be instant/irrevivable?
>>37633883
We don't because suicide is wrong. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
There's people out there that love and care for you, anon. You're a valuable member of society and many would be hurt by your passing. :)hahahahaha kys
Opinions on McDonalds? I just got a small Quarter Pounder meal and it's one of the worst burgers I've ever eaten.
Only thing i like is their nuggets and only when ive been drinking.
>>37633802
if you pay a dollar99 for a meal what do you expect?
>>37633802
Trash. The burgers barely have meat in them. Next time try in and out burger or red robin
who here /hyperhidrosis/
>tried lukewarm showering every day
>tried liberally applying clinical antiperspirant before bed and in the morning
>tried letting it dry completely like you're supposed to
>have to hold wads of paper towels under my arms all the fucking time
>have to put it in my underwear too because my ass gets noticeably wet when I sit down too long
>not overweight at all and I'm past physical puberty
>it happens no matter how hot or cold it is or whether I've had any caffeine or not
>doesn't feel important enough to see a doctor over but it's driving me insane and it's fucking chinese water torture in my armpits
Yeah it's fucked and I know what your going through. It could be freezing with the AC on and my pits would still be a sweaty mess
I use a roll on antiperspirant called DriClor, it's not even over the counter you can just get it at a drug store/chemist
It stings a little the first few times but it's like turning off a tap, hope it works for you friend!
>>37633783
I'll look for that next time I'm at a drug store
I have hyperhydrosis in my hands and feet you fags are lucky.
How do I get an online trap bf to watch anime with and play video games?and text me they love me before i go to sleep
i'm pretty cute myself, i just don't like putting myself out in the real world.
You need treatment
>>37633592
that's some authentic faggotry
>>37633607
>>37633617
I just think it would be different and I don't have to put up with women's bullshit. If I wasn't so attracted to the female body I would go 100% homo.
"Just bee yourself."
"Okay."
>Take drugs before and during night in order to calm nerves.
>Angrily smash a dumpster with a crowbar in order to vent my pent up rage.
>Take her to a weapons store to browse and buy.
>Play music playlist in car which ends up playing two Wehrmacht marching songs.
>Vandalize and deface property.
>Can't drive her home because too strung out and feeling sick.
>Has friend pick her up.
Did I do good guys? I was beeing myself after all.
>>37633576
i think you did. maybe if we just unleash the autism around others they'll stop the 'bee urself' meme. or itll work and we will all get gfs and leave this place
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>>37633576
That sounds like a fun time desu
I'd enjoy it
hello robots, here you are free to share your strange habits that you do to cope with whatever you may be suffering with.
i'll start-
i personally have little to no human contact and haven't for a long time. i dont even long for it anymore, but i do weird things instead
>buy food for two or three
>take it somewhere where there should be people, or where people gather
>eat mine, give the rest to a homeless man or if i haven't eaten all day, eat the other ones, too
>have a coat named Nicholas, talk to the coat when im wearing it, and then consider what Nicholas would say in response
>talk to myself frequently, have even gone so far as to have such extensive conversations that i solve complicated issues on my own just by talking it out long enough
>sleep in a bed big enough for two but small enough to not be obtrusive in the house
>text myself on my phone and play little games with myself
>talk to myself with a different pitch/accent sometimes to simulate a new person
>sit in empty discords i create just to pretend
im not actually, legitimately crazy, but ive just gotten used to it.
how about you guys?
>>37633501
>sit in empty discords i create just to pretend
disgusting. Join a non empty one anon
come to our server
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>tell myself I'm too good for women who could possibly take my virginity
I talk to imaginary people in my head despite having an actual social life. But who knows, maybe those people are imaginary too.
I want a girlfriend but I don't even know what kind to try for. goth gf, teenage gf, thicc gf, weeb gf, church gf, belly gf, asian gf, mommy gf etc. they all seem so pretty and nice to have I don't know how I could be happy with just one.
Just take the first gf you find. I doubt it's a buyers market.
how about you try a teenage goth weeb belly thicc asian mommy gf that goes to church?
>>37634855
haha I wouldn't dare dream so large
How do you get a date without tinder or online dating these days
I don't want to get made fun of or let it be known that I am trying to get laid. WTF do I do
Is this bait? The only people that will see your picture are women that are trying to get laid.
>>37633252
I can see it now though, those bitches giggling at me for having a profile in the first place
>>37633209
nobody with any sense is going to meet up in real life without seeing a picture first
nobody cares if you're trying to get laid. everybody wants to get laid. unless you're wanted for some sort of crime or have somebody stalking you there's no reason to be scared of putting your picture out there
>there's probably billions if not trillions of worlds with life in our universe
>mfw we'll never meet ayy robots
>they all must follow the same rules of elemental matter as earth
probably just a bunch of chadliens and stacayys
Space: it's big. Really really big. You might think it's a long walk to the chemist but that's just peanuts compared to space.
>>37633186
>implying the greys and reptoids ain't just robots who want to make us hurt like them
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>>37632987
Veggie veggie, veggie dish.
Weggie weggie, weggie butt.
come to our server
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