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I got $150 in gift cards at Amazon but only needed $130 to buy what I wanted.

Tell me what to buy under 20 dollars.
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>>36684185
Duplicate phone charger and jelly beans.
Really nice wool socks.
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>>36684285
>wool socks
That's actually a very good practical choice. I should have thought of that.
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>>36684185
tights and panties

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Would life be improved if humans were like the spotted hyena?
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thats what my relationships feel like tbqh
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>>36684143
note really, my fetishes would be the opposite if it was true
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No, it would be the same exact situation except the vaginas would be suffering instead.

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Hey robots, why am I unable to find any females that aren't either whales or whores? Is there something wrong with me or am I just retarded?
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how are you meeting them

is it by any chance in online dating
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If you use the same bait you will catch the same kind of fish.... you're attracting whales and whores because women tend to date socially horizontal or upward basically if you get women under 5 it is because you yourself hold a rating of 5 to the other sex. Get your game up and stop shunning whales and whores the way that decent women shun you.
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>>36684168
Nah I'm in school

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>tfw hit my mom a few days ago
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For what reason?

orgleborgle
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lmao my dude, just lmao.
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>not beating your mom into sexual submission

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>Hey little brother, why don't you come and cuddle with nee-chan?
How do you respond?
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Lose some weight. You're also not real
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I'm not a weeb sorry, burn in hell anime whore
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>big sis is a chubby blonde white titty monster
Y-yes maam...

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>there are people on /pol/ RIGHT NOW who STILL SUPPORT DRUMPF
>"b-b-better than hillary"
>fucking with north korea and syria, declares he supports globalism as well as nationalism
>this is somehow better than what hillary would do, which would likely be just a continuation of the obama administration
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>there are people who think that Drumpf is somehow better than Obama
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>>36684081
lose the battle to win the war

keep electing rothschild shills and the cycle would never have ended, now the system is shook
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Do you think there are more bait/shill threads on pol that regular ones?

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day35
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Its almost tomorrow why did you take so long?
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>>36684060
sorry i just woke up anon
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I'm proud of you, keep it up my man!

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>Dad found the feltching rat
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>>36684045
>mom found the poop vortex
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>mom found the cum candles
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>tfw mother found manlet mountain

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Was he literally and unironically /OurGuy/?

Origin88
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Not even close. Nazi Germany was normalfag heaven.
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>>36684023
The normie uprising. Quite a frightening moment in history.
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Fuck no, National Socialism is the ultimate Chad ideology

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Name one reason to stay straight.
Name one reason not to view women as disposable.
Name one reason not to use prostitutes.

WHERE DO I HAVE TO MOVE TO WHERE ALL WOMEN ARE NOT FUCKING WHORES AND BITCHES?
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>>36683940
>Name one reason to stay straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4w8e432_o
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>>36683940
As a National Socialist I view women as more valuable than men.
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>>36683940
Name one reason why a wholesome woman should a fuck about a degenerate scumbag such as yourself?

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For ten years, there have been several /b/ threads where people debate whether traps are gay, share trap porn, and post pictures of their shaved legs. Please use them instead.

Trap threads manage to be considerably more annoying than regular porn threads, because people spam boypussy and girl (male), abuse spoilertext, punctuate with tildes, and ERP with one another. As far as OC to traffic ratios are concerned, they're terrible threads. They're cancer in the classic sense, something that spreads despite being generally considered awful (trap threads are not successful because most people like traps threads, they're successful because you don't need that many dedicated posters to camwhore or dump images).

Every NSFW random board slowly becomes porn, and trap spam is kicking /r9k/'s slovenly ass into the abyss.

They're also full of camwhoring and /soc/ content. A nontrivial number of the people behind them are moral lepers who get off on convincing seventeen year old weebs that if they don't take HRT they will spend the rest of their lives alone. Transitioning is not a solution to social isolation and pornography addiction, the five or ten years of free attention and affection before your looks fade don't make up for everything that comes after that.

/r9k/ has not been a good board in a long time. After deletion, it was nearest to decent when blogposting was pervasive enough that you could always find a thread full of people greentexting about the worst things that happened in their life. It was still mostly garbage, but it still had a unique culture that produced some interesting things.

Trap threads never produce anything other than dating drama, gender dysphoria, and leg pics. Trannies, traps, and chasers are the most cancerous bunch on 4chan, and had a significant role in ruining /b/, g, and /r9k/, as well as continually lowering the quality of several other media boards. No other fetishists have killed boards like you guys.
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>>36683909
>tfw missed the hrt window
>tfw too big and hairy to become boiwife
>tfw will spend the rest of my time alone
>tfw no boiwife to cuddle and ____fuck____
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>>36683909
You don't understand 4chan. The popular myth is that everyone on 4chan uses every board, and that (for example) the Anon who posts about games on /v/ posts about anime on /a/. Nothing could be further from the truth.

In reality, people are eager to differentiate themselves and scapegoat others, which means that boards' populations rapidly grow to despise each other. This means that, rather than posting about video games on /v/, the regular /a/ user will either post about them on a third-party site with no reputation on his home board, attempt to post about them on /a/, or not post about them at all. The nature of belonging is such that he'd rather remain silent than post on the board of his hated rival.

What this has to do with trap threads is that every board has had its own, slightly unique variant of 4chan gayness. At some point, the management decided this was unacceptable, and ever since then, they've been trying to herd a bunch of people with distinct backgrounds and preferences into one holding pen or another. The reason you see a lot of these threads is that /r9k/ is being forced to absorb posters displaced by administrative fiat from /a/, /v/, possibly /fit/, and other boards as well. The reason you see them HERE is that /r9k/ is a more-or-less "safe" board, with none of the reputation of /b/. The entire thing is down to administrative edicts interfering with board ecosystems.

There's no fix. Allowing them back into their homes is a non-starter, because shitposters will use their return as an excuse to misbehave. Trying to send them to /b/ is pointless, because "go to /b/" is just an insult. Banning them will just create a steadily-growing clique of embittered shitposters, upset that 4chan was suddenly and unfairly pulled out from under them.
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Well said, OP. I think it would be 100% reasonable to ban trap threads from the entire site except the LBGT board

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I was talking to a girl and she said half the guys she sees on Tinder have "boring ass hobbies like videogames" and doesn't see them as a potential mate at all.

So anons, what are your hobbies? What sets you apart from the other males in the dating world?
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>>36683849
Did you ask her what her hobbies were?

Did they include anything besides listening to music, "traveling" or "writing" (when girls say they write they mean they keep a diary about their uneventful slutty existence).
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Hobbies: Looking at stuff in a microscope (Biochemistry undergrad), guitar (Although, I'm looking to get a violin or cello again...I used to play Viola in elementary school), and some anime. I used to play vidya, but now I have no time for it.
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>>36683849
Well, first off, I'm not telling you my hobbies, so nice try, FBI. However, I do agree that video games isn't a hobby.

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hey and welcome to the 3rd Unironical Yandere Support Group thread!! (AKA just taking over for the previous Yandere General)
Here, we spread yandere awareness, experiences as/with yanderes, and more. We're not crazy or anything, we're just disadvantaged.
Even people who suspect that they're the "senpai" to a "yandere" can come here to request advice on what to do and how to react/interact and some of us might be able to help.
The primary groups of this thread, and of our Discord server (invites to which will typically be handed out via burner e-mails to those who request it or need it) are basically:

1 ("yandere"): support group for yanderes to relate to eachother about things and ask questions and advice, or just have a nice conversation on occasion

2 ("senpai"): people who are being victimized or followed by a yandere and want to receive advice or share ongoing experiences

3 (observers): people who are interested in the notion of us or what we go through and want to observe us

Note that this isn't a roleplay or dating thread more than it's a legitimate group in which those who suffer painfully from a yandere-esque mindset can relate on experiences and ask for advice from those like them.
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>>36683847
>unironical

are you kidding me
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>>36683847

what the fuck is a yandere

I'm so glad I don't watch anime so it hasn't fried my brain and turned me gay
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>>36683914
Don't correct a yandere, they might flip out and kill you

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Mfw Im a cripple with a wheelchair and yet i got 8/10 to go out with me when I go clubbing like today.

What have you accomplished today virgins?
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I walked up some stairs for one
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Hearing you say that just reminds me of when filthyfrank pimped that guy's wheelchair
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>>36683843
/thread
*@&#%originalshit

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MOM IS COOKING DINNER. IT IS ALMOST READY!
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>>36683776
WHATS FOR DINNER? I HAD A SANDWICH AND PARMESAN CHICKEN
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Shit, buneposter I thought you might have died.
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>lived with parents so long I now cook them dinner

fuck

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