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You sick sick man

every trap thread ever.

>>36489828
why do you keep posting this? i have to say this is a bizarre, abstract form of shitposting.

>no boobs
>marks on her """flawless""" skin
>shitty hair
>most likely no ass because she's white

To easy

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>>36489824
>no boobs
are you a chiId?

>most likely no ass because she's white
are you a nigger?

>old asfuck
>sunspots
>dandruff in hair
>boring face
>yellow teeth
>big ass shiny forehead
>tiny wrinkly lips

>>36489766
>Is there a way to avoid it?
no. it's literally biology. unavoidable and the reason we're all here

Just do what I did. Casually start introducing more and more shemale porn into your porn consumption. Before you know it you'll be jacking off largely to shemales and pictures of just cocks. Maybe you'll even work up enough courage to post some pictures of your cock and ass online fishing for compliments. Maybe one of those sites is craigslist and maybe an older man convinces you to let him pick you up and bring you back to his hotel room where he spends time licking your asshole and you suck his cock and swallow down his cum and then spend time being cradled in his arms leaving you with an utter confusion if you're gay bi straight etc..

Or just keep staring at tits or whatever.

>be gay
>profit
>be label as gay chauvinists
>That outta teach 'em
>(?)
>{?}

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>>36489752
stfu u pussy babby lungs chief some more

>>36489791
I would probably become really paranoid and call the police if I were to smoke more.

>>36489821
ur pathetic
orig

BIGHAM probably has a penis

God damn it I hate comics like that.
Pisses me off even more that it's a girl basically whining about being "friendzoned", and they all lose their shit when a guy does the same.

If the person you like is chasing after 9s and you're a 5, you're silly if you let yourself be under the impression they're going to want you.

I feel bad for people who get hurt like that, but they were just deluding themselves in the first place.

The blue guy should be drawn so he looks like Chad and the pink girl should be obese.

>>36489720
>buy steam game for the full price
>3 days later 70% off

>>36489720
>cancel order
>buy laptop at reduced price
>use extra money to get pegged by escort

>>36489720
What laptop did you get?

I get refurbished ThinkPads because they're a good value, sturdy, and have the best aesthetics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fyOf5HjkmQ

>>36489681
That's gay. That is all.

>>36489681
That's gay. Fag.

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No, I wanna be the guy!!!

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The new Zelda is fun

I'm playing Dark souls 3 and Devil may cry 4 right now

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>>36489548
>What games do you like to play anon?
RPG's mostly.

>Playing anything neat lately?
Haven't played anything other than Persona 5 every day since it came out on the 4th.

>>36489509
You're too much of a pussy to do it.
Can't think of any other reasons.

I can't think of one, just that you should take me with you.

>>36489509

You were born just in time to see the race war happen with modern technology

>>36489506
If that is you just know that you're qt and I want to stretch your anus

>>36489506
Do it, don't be a pusssssssyyyy

>>36489542
I wish it were reeee

Who is she

oaoskslqa

Depends on your motivations and relationship with her. As long as you two have a mostly positive relationship (or at least not negative), and you don't expect your conversation to past her saying thanks, go for it.

It's a kind gesture and makes people feel good about themselves. Just don't expect anything more back than a "Thanks! :)"

>>36489532
We had a thing. But she was to busy and told me she was going to do her own thing. I know im just gonna get a thanks. But thats not ehat i want.

if you're not an immigrant and want to live in London (cultural capital of the world) you have to prove your intelligence and individuality, this video tribute to a dead magician is her way of paying that toll. otherwise she would be ostracized by her peers and sent to live in countryside with the dailymail readers.

>>36489471
Rose votes UKIP, tho.

>>36491125
Proof or it's a troll ?

uh uh uh um um um i didn't do it because i was masturbating 14 times a day

>>36489447
Good morning class, I'm just here to say... FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE! Thank you.

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>>36489447
>"oh hahah yeah that ..uhh i mean haha *farts* oh that w-was the c-chair haha. i-ill get right on to it"

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Have you tried posting more frogs?

Let's help OP out.

>>36489409
>those finger nails

Anyway, many years ago my family had the brilliant idea of brute forcing my social issues away by having me live in another country for the max duration the passport allows (3 months/90 days). It was really uncomfortable and somewhere around the second month I started bleeding out the rear... Had to go to the doctor and they made me get a colonoscopy and I was diagnosed with something called IBS. Basically what had happened was that being in public like that was causing so much stress that it was making my guts tighten and churn when bearing through it which was causing my tract to rupture and bleed.

This shit is such a curse. It's the dumbest thing for a human being to be afflicted with but welp guess who's got it.

sounds pretty shitty, have u tried anti depressants?

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>everyone tells me girls love abs
>become abs
>still virgin

Man that's a pretty terrible photoshop

4/10 made me reply

>>36489423
Your nipples look deppressed