What are your parents like, anon?
>>35942211
Mum's a legitimate strong, independent woman who worked her butt off to support my brother and I and still had the inner fortitude to greet us with a smile every morning and read us stories every night.
Dad's a self-absorbed prick who thinks he's owed undying love and respect because he came inside my mum without a rubber. When he dies, I plan to take a runny diarrhea shit on his still warm grave.
>>35942211
>parents
oregano
>>35942211
>>35942240
Similar story here, my mother raised 2 boys and a girl since we were 3, 6 and 9 years old respectively on her own while working full time and studying to become a teacher while my father and stepmother would treat her like shit
She is the only pure person I know in this world and the only thing that has stopped me from killing myself twice was the thought of letting her down
Is it normal to have suicidal thoughts fairly regularly (like daily)? Not like actual consideration, but just thoughts about blowing your fucking brains out?
>>35942196
>Is it normal to have suicidal thoughts
no
filler
>>35942461
>Normies aren't suicidal
>Normies see value in existence
what the fuck
>>35942461
Wait this isn't actually normal.
>someone makes a coherent and thoughtful post
>"Are you fucking retarded?"
>>35942117
How does wojak get himself into these situations?
you only thought your post was thoughtful and coherent
you're biased because you posted it
it was probably fucking retarded
>>35942144
>>35942117
Sometimes I see this and defend that guy's post if it seems unwarranted.
>tfw on day 80
>>35942075
Oh shit wrong image
>>35942088
I've been at it for a year now. It's tough going but my hair is falling out so making progress.
>>35942153
Is it worth the hairl loss?
>>35942075
Also, thanks for the image op, will be posting in on r/blackpeopletwitter!
My friend has been smoking crack for the past day and night. He says he's going on 36 hours.
Should I have an intervention with him or just mind my business?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing crack.
>>35942053
>friend ODs
>friend dies
>steal friends stuff
>sell for more crack
>????
>Profit
Nah, let him learn his own lessons. Maybe he'll come close to OD'ing and wake up in the hospital a new man.
Also, you couldn't stop him if you tried. The drugs control his brain now, and he'll forever associate you with keeping him away from his crack, thus not liking you anymore.
>females can't be bots
>Christine Chubbuck covered news broadcasts for a local tv station
>was depressed because she was about to be a virgin by age 30
>had a crush on her male coworker
>baked him a cake for his birthday but found out he entered a relationship with her coworker friend
>proceeded to shoot herself on live television
And people say women can't be bots. Why? This woman had depression because she was a virgin and decided to commit suicide. Read up on her. Sounds like a robot to me.
She was holding out for Chad, she wanted his seed. I guarantee you she had male friends who were trying to get into a relationship with her and she just ignored them.
>>35942029
lol u think i give a shit or something
>>35942029
she looks like a aman
When was the last time you were touched, anon? I don't mean to ask when you last reached out and touched someone. I want to know the last time someone initiated physical contact with you.
Hard Mode: when was the last time you were touched by a girl who isn't related to you by blood?
>>35942024
2003, got a hug from hot roastie for my birthday
>>35942024
mommy hugs me before I go to bed every night
Last sunday, we kissed.
>want to do something with my life
>decide to get into gamedev
>start doing a tutorial for unity
>realise I only understand how to use the interface, but have barely any understanding of the more technical parts
>progress comes to a standstill
>lost all motivation and energy to continue as time passes and I'm basically still the same in terms of learning progress
>end up making excuses for myself to not do any work
>doing so right now
Fucking hell, I'm a lazy shit
Anyone here care to join in the self pity and lazyness? Advice always welcome.
>>35941929
>have 1400 hours on GameMaker: Studio
>get pretty good results in game jams, even get awards sometimes, get praised somewhat often
>still haven't finished a project in my life
The lack of motivation will never ever stop. You just have to deal with it somehow. Haven't figured it myself yet.
>>35942036
>The lack of motivation will never ever stop. You just have to deal with it somehow. Haven't figured it myself yet.
Aye, that's the truth. Seems to be applicable to all kinds of things.
>>35941929
Im learning Unity too. Try this guy's tutorials, they're way better than anything you'll find on Youtube or the Unity3d webpage's tutorial. He's all about scripting and knowing how Unity works inside out.
>tfw no vegan gf to take to vegan festivals with
why even life
>>35941881
How bout you go to vegan festivals and talk to hot, single vegan girls anon?
>>35941881
>fucking degenerate scum
you dont have a gf because you dont eat meat faggot nigger
>>35941895
women at vegan festivals ooze stds you should probably bring a body condom OP
>mfw not fapping tonight
Mfw can't fap due to healing foreskin rash.
>try to have sex with a girl
>can't do it because she's not an anime girl
>>35941871
cant find the right thing to jerk it to
Anything you think back on that makes you hate yourself a bit more?
When I was 12, I went on a trip to visit some friends of the family in another state. We ended up doing some touristy shit while there, and visited a Ripley's believe it or not museum.
One of the first few exhibits was a horse sculptress made out of horseshoes, dick covers from some tribe in the Congo and in one corner, there was a mirror with a video playing.
On the video where guys making weird faces, sticking their tongue to the tip of their nose, scrunching up their face and the video encouraged you to try these faces out and there was a mirror to see how close you could get.
Now, at the time I had a nasty habit of digging in my nose. Even worse, I'd eat my boogers afterwords. Now, I had been on the road for a few days and I knew how disgusting this habit was so I never got a chance to do it with my family around but I took this opportunity to dig DEEP for all of those tasty treats. So, eventually I've satisfied myself and I move on. When the exhibit ends, you're lead into a dark room with a final surprise. The mirror at the start was a 2-way mirror and when I walked in there was a couple and a teenage boy there watching, and they all turned and looked at me before quickly leaving and I almost started crying.
I still get douche chills thinking about it.
>>35941822
>when I was like 6 or 7 this black girl bullied me allot
>never did anything of course, little kid
>learn about slavery from my dad
>go to school, girl picking on me
>I did not fully understand slavery
>go full sperg and start yelling
>"OH YEAH, WELL YOUR ANCESTERS ENSLAVED MINE, SO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME"
>she's so confused she never bothered me again
>>35941869
>me again, 13
>crushing really hard on a guy
>we were friends first so we talk allot
>neverhadalovelikethis.jpg
>I sperm out again and get really annoying, I have no idea how to contain or convey these feelings so I just bother him every chance I get
>he hates me now
>we ride the same bus
>one day I am being really annoying, jumping around him and trying to kiss his cheek like a fucking tard
>suddenly stop and sit still, looking at him
>blurt out " I THINK I LOVE YOU, OK?
>in either panic or rage he slapped me across the mouth so hard I fell onto the buss floor
>so fucking autistic and shocked I pretend to be knocked out
>no one does anything. Litteraly didn't even hear anyone gasp or even laugh.
>two people just stepped over me
>thank god I'm the last one off the bus or I would've had to suddenly come to life to get off the bus in front of everyone
>>35941944
Hahaha sperm out. I meant sperg.
Hello there wagecuck, enjoy your two free days, but be aware that monday will come eventually and you will return to your slavery.
Damn I better get some ballbusting accomplished asap!
Three days faggot. I called in sick today!
>>35941787
jokes on you, i got fired last week and am now on unemployment
>have devout straight friend
>knows im gay
>starts holding my hand and hugging me
why do they lead us on like this
>>35941718
>have a gay friend
>suck his dick until he's about to cum
>stop
>"Sorry I'm not gay"
>>35941718
>had nice board once
>anime avatar gays kicked out of /lgbt
>they infest my board
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35941879
Not an anime avatar gay,i just like lain
Posts ending in 01 are absolute truth.
Dubs die in their sleep.
>>35941713
kirk corbin! my favorite rapper!
aw sweet im dying in my sleep
>>35941713
damn poor Kurt that shit is going to leave a mark
Are there any Miranda Kerr fans here? I feel like she is no longer that popular
>>35941699
You are right that she is not that popular anymore. I guess she is cute but not my cup of tea.
She'll always be queen.
also she's a mom now so busy raising children
unlike your virgin ass.
>>35941833
Sadly I don't think she is that popular in Australia anymore