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feeling tired, i got back from the gym. today i just felt tired, i already took a nap.

looking forward to suicide, my friend

>>36872688
Wholesome? Let me get in on that.

I'm sort of mixed about school coming up. I hardly know what to do, I have a half-assed plan to study history in uni and go into either
teaching or politics because engineering failed. I'm unsure about that future and I'm not looking forward to have to spend time among normies
who are all dumber than me because my lack of life motivation and severe depression caused me to function far below my level which means
I'm in a school for average intelligence even though I'm far above that. Also I know I'll get treated like a fucking kid again, which I don't
appreciate since I'm now 20 and both smarter and wiser than pretty much all my teachers.

Y'know, advice for a future plan would be appreciated. In other words: how do I find my life goal so I can get motivated and function on the
level of intelligence I actually have?

>>36872660
Addicted? What mean

>>36872710
i can't leave this shithole, i enjoy the bants too much

>>36872660
>thinking facial hair makes you a chad

>>36872605
>Is 4chan a good place to meet someone to date?
Maybe if you are into cute boys

No.

Definitely fucking not. People from 4chan aren't usually mentally stable enough to date someone else from 4chan

>>36872619
I'm not gay, my man.

savage m8

ughkg

>>36872564
I wonder if you deserve that arrogance

You better be a 10/10 or you're fucked with that profile.

Behold my quads, you are blessed child, you will get an A on your exam

>>36872516
you tried bro, I still appreciate it though

>>36872516
That failed just as hard as you will, OP.

Oh I know who will be the first to die when that guy goes on a rampage

>>36872768
Don't worry, I have a three meter thick wall of armor around my body made of chicken tendies!

>>36872803
Still, I would be worried.
Stay safe, Anon.

>Keeping a journal

This meme works.

>>36872421
can normies actually put their thoughts into words? nothing that ever came out of my mouth was what I wanted to say

>>36872315
I feel bad because I can tell that my therapist cares, but they don't know how to help me. So they try all this generic advice hoping something will stick.

Become a father isn't happiness. Your son will be a disappointment, you will be a disappointment to your son.
Creating new life in 2017 is not ethical, and do it only for your own happiness is selfish and cruel.
Your life is shit because your ancestors was. Break the fucking circle.

Finding a good women in your 30s is near impossible.

Good luck failed normie anon.

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>>36872305
>wanting children
uhh no thanks, I'm not fancy fucking up my quiet and peaceful lifestyle with some loud stinky shitters

a gf wouldn't hurt though

I can confirm that I am not underage and that I am truNEET

>>36872265
21
never had a job
recently dropped out
definitely counts

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>>36872265
I'm pretty sure it's just one person, and I think they may have dropped that they do live with their parents.

>>36872245
>Any tips?
Its going to suck unless you live in Scandinavia, US psych wards are prisons
>Experiences?
Ive been to several wards, short-term though for various suicide attempts and mutilations. Its not like the movies, its just pure boredom and maybe you'll make an acquaintance to play cards with.
>How long will they hold me?
Depends what you're in for: suicide attempt is minimum 3 days, psychotic episodes usually land you in for longer
>Do I have to participate in some group therapy bullshit?
More than likely.
>Can I just play with my phone and lay in bed?
Every psych ward I've been to have never allowed me to keep my phone and the wall outlets were all blocked to keep people from trying to electrocute themselves. The best you'll get is some TV time and some magazines. And they can't make you get out of bed, though they will try.

Where are you being admitted.

I work on an acute adult psych ward in the UK.

Can give advice but would be location specific. Know a fair bit about the MHA etc.

>>36872376
Damn. I'm not in the US but Scandinavia is miles away in terms of development.

3 days, are you serious? When I was in the locked section (psychosis)they held me for a month and I got out ONLY because my mother signed some bullet to let me out.

I dont even know what my psychiatrist told them this time to get me admitted. I just told her mother is kicking me out and I just can't get a job and be around people and that i dont want to starve on the streets.

Fuck the group "therapy" senpai.

And that's weird that they didn't let you keep a phone. The closed off section I was in with aggressors and crims? The chads walked around with phones playing music and porn. (They didn't allow me to have phone though)

every 6 months after 30 that she's still single she removes one requirement from the list

>Jerk who spends the night intellectually challenging you in a heated verbal debate

This dumb bitch thinks Chad negging her all night until she fucks him is "heated debate" and an"intellectual challenge"

>>36872143
>Blood type O+ or B+ (I'm BO+ and I don't feel sexual chemistry with a man who isn't B or O)
>thinks she's intelligent

wew lad

>>36872052
Rolling for your faggy exam friendo, may the digits be with you.

>>36872085
Re-roll

Oregano 12341224

>>36872107
Sorry, you're fucked OP

>>36872049
What's a good reason to lose weight? I don't care about being fat, but finding motivation to lose some could be nice.

>>36872049
The bit of enjoyment I get from vidya and art. (lewd art too)

>>36872049
My main reason to keep going is to achieve an almost impossible dream. It's so hard that I'll have to work my ass off for as long as I live.

Try it. It is what keeps me going.

The love of my life and I broke up bc reasons. I almost kill myself but i have to make it. I just have to.

https://youtu.be/3V9zxXN1rx0

I will prevail

All tunes of this kin becomes incredibly generic and bland if one isn't familiar with the epic fight scene to which they belong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfUpn6pJFrs

>>36872201
Too slow and edgy bruh

How could I swing a sword to that shit?

You'll look back and miss how simple life was. Two things about college

Work hard -- really learn, don't memorize shit to pass, take the time you get in the class room and with your profs and learn. Shit hits hard once you get into an interview and have to show the skills you've learned, or at least sell them on the idea you know it.

Second -- join groups, network with people. Even just your roommates tell them if you like videogames tell them you haven't gone out much but you wanna go party etc. For the most part I never met any real asshats

As long as you 'put your self out there' you'll meet at least a couple people and make memorable moments

>>36872126
Building off this anon, when people say "just BEE UR SELPH MANNN" they say that because when you find someone who likes you they will like you for you and not some chad persona

>>36872013
Before going to college:
1. Get your hygiene 100% in check. Make sure you smell nice, don't have greasy hair or skin, dandruff under control, clean-shaven, nice white teeth when you get there. If you have horrible acne try seeing a dermatologist.
2. Don't dress autistically, wear basic well-fitting jeans and non-graphic t-shirt if you don't have a good fashion sense but avoid stuff like sweatpants, basketball shorts and most of all the autism sneakers.
3. Get a decent haircut. You don't have to go with the trendiest fuccboi hair style but something that's reasonably stylish and non-attention drawing. No long hair, no dorky bowlcut-looking shit, etc.
4. If you have social anxiety and you're not on any medication, try seeing a psychiatrist and getting a prescription for something like fluoxetine which helps you power through the anxiety and force yourself to be social.
5. If you're fat, start losing weight now. Count your calories and cut out the junk (anything sugary, snack foods, that kind of stuff). You can lose a decent amount in three months if you're dedicated. If you're a scrawny bastard, start doing some pushups and pullups, or check out a real bodyweight fitness routine like reddit bodyweightfitness forum, or get a real gym membership if that's an option. You won't be able to make a whole heck of a lot of progress in that timespan but once you get to uni you can use the gym there, it's a good start.
6. Read some articles about body language. How you present yourself to the world is important. Learn how to project confidence.