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Girls are constantly checking every guy out and sizing them up. Alpha fux, beta bux

Girls typically check every male the same way we do but they are much more selective.

When they "check you out" they actually check you out.
You will notice trust me and they know you notice, it's their way to tell you "come say hi".

Some may be attention whoring.

>>35507639
There is a chance she is saying "come say hi" just to say fuck off looser you have 0 chance?

>>35507407
i can't eat pizza for at least a month after eating little caesars. i can shovel fast food down for weeks on end but little caesars is where i draw the line

>>35507407
Holy shit, little caesars is so bad

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>>35507407
Prime lunch eatery decision my dude

>>35507399
Tbh if you didnt have a gf in elementary school like everyone else your already doomed

>>35507421
The end of high school
Seriously, if you can't get a gf in hs youre either not trying at all or too beta to even talk to your dad

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never too old if you ask me. been in 2-3 relationships in the past and I honestly dont give a fuck if someone has never been in a relationship. it matters much more to be in a relationship that lasts a lifetime that you got late than plenty of relationships that never worked out. so just be patient and seek out the good one brother. same thing goes for virginity. this is not something you actually want to lose to just anybody.

>>35507393
If you're not part of the solution, you are the problem

>>35507429
>says the guy not offering me a solution

>>35507393
Here's a song about going insane and raping an innocent stranger woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_R6aePGRJ8

And here's a song about molesting a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s

And here's a song about being a child who is forced to watch your babysitter molest another child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nq8hgaRQPc

And just for the fuck of it, here's the angriest fucking album I've ever heard in my short, miserable goddamned life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4kOFjjwME8

Have fun.

>>35507358
When you decided to post more WFBM race bait on r9k

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it has to be ordained by God

the contrast is beautiful, like art

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>>35507341
Yeah, no shit. And why me out of all people. An assignment, using me to move up the ladder. Hope it backfires.

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>>35507341
tfw already enlisted into the DEP leaving in July 10 robots this is the only way

>lose 80lbs to join military
>keto super hard
>run every day
>get off meds
>go through MEPS twice
>go to sign contract
>"oh sorry anon, you know that job we've been telling you about for the last two years? well we don't have any opening until 2019, and those are reserved for high school seniors, feel free to sign on as nuke though : )"

and that's how I became a NEET

0_o
Origami originali

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pol is stupid and everyone outside of pol is stupid

im a retard and even i know truly smart people are a rare occurrence

>>35507303
It's the first option, anon.

This photo feels odd. Maybe it's because she's 32

>>35507287
I really like the song firework by her. I'm not gay, right?

>>35507287
You've been there longer you tell me.

lasers pew pew

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I don't, now get out of my way you fucking rhinoceros

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Because I love delicious female abs.

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>>35507225
HALT, SKRAELING SCUM!

>>35507225
I'm guessing you never lived in a country where you have to live in fear from missiles and bombs 24/7

Also your scraggly Auschwitz arms can't knock anyone out.

>>35507225

i typically don't enjoy my trips to the super market too much. but i do think it might be entertaining to see a shrieking autist be restrained by charity volunteers until the episode passes

>>35507215
Proud of you anon keep it up

>>35507215
Good job Anon, Love you!

>>35507215
dont have privacy at home or i would. gj anon

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>>35507140
lel stfu nature fag

I do appreciate it very well, it's probably the only thing that keeps me going

Well shit, I've actually done all that.
America is so great. I'm going to see the Grand Canyon on a cross-country road trip next week.

PNW is great for nature terrible for people, at least in the cities. So many leftists.

Post em. Lets see what gets you so excited.

>tfw I am a fat white man and somebody posted my nudes in a discord, never have I made nudes or know these people, it was me, in my room. I ask about it, I was told not to worry, don't worry they said. Wtf?

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He likes small things
Orig

>>35507123
What accident?

>any pain management tips?

Drugs

>>35507413
Car accident. I'm getting norco but it's been nearly 3 weeks and after that time those stop being as effective. I want to be careful about smoking weed because the legal stuff hasn't completely calmed down and I want to appear innocent in worst case.

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>>35507619
Are you expected to make a full recovery

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFHGrG60GQ

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>>35507098
SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED

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MOTHER I TRIED PLEASE BELIEVE ME