One of the last bunkers preserving Robot values and cultures.
/r9k/ may be occupied by the normie trash but that doesn't mean that the culture built up on this board has to die out.
Let me remind you, brothers.
Fembots do not exist.
Normies and traps cannot be robots.
These people are born pampered by society, the world tending to every need of theirs.
They do not know suffering nor abandonment.
They think that this board is an echo chamber for them to shitpost the garbage in their heads.
They have 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they choose to come here.
They choose to occupy our board, our threads, and our site.
The mods, being faggots, obviously want more traffic to the site, and as a result, more money to be made.
The mods don't care for the site, and they haven't for a long time.
Proudly resisting the fembot hordes.
You do not make us mad, for it's hard to get mad at something for it's natural behavior.
Women are naturally attention-whores, so unfortunately we must simply deal with the behaviors your kind exhibits, and get your kin off this board.
I do not get mad at a child for shitting it's pants, do I?
Same as I do not get mad at a roastie for being a whore.
fuck off len edition
What kinda watch does /r9k/ wear?
What do you do when nothing excites you anymore?
Keep finding new things to learn, and distract yourself. Also lift weights. Increases testosterone and the chemical balance helps your mood.
But in the end, you just have to get used to it. The older you get, the more mundane everything becomes. Eventually you will run out of new things and must accept mediocrity.
It's also the reason some people have children - you see their youthfulness and it helps take you back to a time when you were youthful and everything was exciting, and you can relive the experiences through them.
Eggman got laid
and you are here masturbating to the video jew
Get Ichabod Crane here laid, then I'll be impressed.
Eggman got laid because he was willing to throw away all of his real life prospects away forever to pursue meme status on a shitty board.
His full dox, living history and a million video fragments that could bar him from a real job are out there
>Eggman got laid
True, but his life is legitimately terrible. The things he's been through have been incredibly humiliating and awful. (multiple psych ward visits, constantly harassed by NEET trolls) I'm pretty sure some college-aged KHVs here wouldn't even want to trade places with him.
>Dad found my dragon dildo
Do you love little girls r9k?
I usually do but lately young girls seem to be addicted to mobile phones. It's not cute, it's bad parenting. This summer I went camping with my younger cousins and they were on their phones the whole time, it was awful.
>tfw mom finally snapped and said I'm going to die alone
Should I just kill myself already? I got a gun and it's loaded right next to my computer. I can literally do it right now, she's the only reason I wasn't going to do it.
>so fucked that suicide is your only option
literally go fucking do something with yourself you dumb pussy. If you don't care whether you will live or die go do some crazy cool shit like freeting across your country, becoming a mercenary, fighting some gags in a bar, etc.
>ITS NOT MY FAULT MY LIFE SUCKS, ITS SOCIETY'S FAULT
Post favorite black pill comic.
/r9k/ sure is being quiet this morning about the results of that fight with "nigger slayer" McGerggor. That's weird.
>make threads yesterday calling mayweather a nigger
That's so much effort for no gain.
>nobody cares, threads all get less than 5 replies
>come back today.
>"LOL R9K BTFO"
tell a positive thing about your weekend
do you feel happy or sad
What should be the follow up to "No hymen; no diamond", all non-virgin brides have to wear black wedding dresses?
It should be something that needs to piss off roasties. Remember, a roasties wedding day is the most perfect thing in her eyes as it shows "she's won at life.", imagine how humiliating it would be for her to have to wear a black wedding dress to signal she wasn't a virgin before the marriage.
We need a catchy rhyme and to spread it all over social media
>sheldon, could you please pass the salt?
>sheldon looks directly into the camera
>snickering laugh track
>don't you mean the sodium chloride, mother?
>deafeningly loud laugh track
>short, ~5'3" I guess
>Unironically thicc, not fat, but wide hips and decent tits
>High plump cheekbones
>Generic blonde hair
>Weird eyebrows that end about halfway over her eyes
>Very big forehead/high hairline
>Thin nose bridge
>Could have used braces when she was younger, here teeth are not crooked but something is a little bit off
>Only wears high wasted pants
She looks like a Best buy version of Elsa pataky
>thin, small tits, nice hips and ass
>dark complected, might be part asian or latina or something?
>gaunt face, high, defined cheekbones, thin nose, dark eyes
>long black hair, sometimes with bangs
>covered in tattoos, has a sleeve on one arm
>despite this she looks and acts very feminine and demure, is pretty quiet
>wears a lot of clothing that she considers fashionable, some of it is slutty, some of it is ugly, but mostly it looks good enough
>Long blond hair
>Round nose and face
Think Miranda Otto in lotr but 170lbs and able to fuck you up a bit