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One of the last bunkers preserving Robot values and cultures.
/r9k/ may be occupied by the normie trash but that doesn't mean that the culture built up on this board has to die out.

Let me remind you, brothers.
Fembots do not exist.
Normies and traps cannot be robots.
These people are born pampered by society, the world tending to every need of theirs.
They do not know suffering nor abandonment.
They think that this board is an echo chamber for them to shitpost the garbage in their heads.

They have 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they choose to come here.
They choose to occupy our board, our threads, and our site.

The mods, being faggots, obviously want more traffic to the site, and as a result, more money to be made.
The mods don't care for the site, and they haven't for a long time.

Proudly resisting the fembot hordes.
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I'm honored that I make you mad
Can't wait till you overdose.
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You do not make us mad, for it's hard to get mad at something for it's natural behavior.
Women are naturally attention-whores, so unfortunately we must simply deal with the behaviors your kind exhibits, and get your kin off this board.

I do not get mad at a child for shitting it's pants, do I?
Same as I do not get mad at a roastie for being a whore.

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fuck off len edition
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I still like Lenners.
>telling someone who's not even here to fuck off
Aye la

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What kinda watch does /r9k/ wear?
Here's mine
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heres mine, or1g
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This bad boy

I don't. I Pull the phone out of my pocket to check the time, then put it back. If I'm away from a computer that is

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What do you do when nothing excites you anymore?
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Stop being such a loser and do something instead of wasting time on your computer.
Go do something productive with your life.
Keep finding new things to learn, and distract yourself. Also lift weights. Increases testosterone and the chemical balance helps your mood.

But in the end, you just have to get used to it. The older you get, the more mundane everything becomes. Eventually you will run out of new things and must accept mediocrity.

It's also the reason some people have children - you see their youthfulness and it helps take you back to a time when you were youthful and everything was exciting, and you can relive the experiences through them.

Eggman got laid
and you are here masturbating to the video jew
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Get Ichabod Crane here laid, then I'll be impressed.
Eggman got laid because he was willing to throw away all of his real life prospects away forever to pursue meme status on a shitty board.

His full dox, living history and a million video fragments that could bar him from a real job are out there
>Eggman got laid

True, but his life is legitimately terrible. The things he's been through have been incredibly humiliating and awful. (multiple psych ward visits, constantly harassed by NEET trolls) I'm pretty sure some college-aged KHVs here wouldn't even want to trade places with him.

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>Dad found my dragon dildo
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>sister saw the semen storage
>Dad found my dragon dildo

did he return it to you after using it?
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>tfw no bad dragon dildo

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Do you love little girls r9k?
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drawn ones are ok since they are cute and legal, do not sexualize them

definitely dont approve of actual irl pedophiles though
I love animal girls, little or not.
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I usually do but lately young girls seem to be addicted to mobile phones. It's not cute, it's bad parenting. This summer I went camping with my younger cousins and they were on their phones the whole time, it was awful.

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>tfw mom finally snapped and said I'm going to die alone

Should I just kill myself already? I got a gun and it's loaded right next to my computer. I can literally do it right now, she's the only reason I wasn't going to do it.
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Anyone? I can even livestream it.

make something of your life anon.
>so fucked that suicide is your only option

literally go fucking do something with yourself you dumb pussy. If you don't care whether you will live or die go do some crazy cool shit like freeting across your country, becoming a mercenary, fighting some gags in a bar, etc.

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>he has the will to play video james
fuck off with your memepression normie
I just need a hobby man. I do not have anything in my life.
oh yeah also
>having a plug

Post favorite black pill comic.
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That is women summed up, really.
Black pill is jews. This is red pill
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This and the hapa ones

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/r9k/ sure is being quiet this morning about the results of that fight with "nigger slayer" McGerggor. That's weird.
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>be OP
>make threads yesterday calling mayweather a nigger
That's so much effort for no gain.
>nobody cares, threads all get less than 5 replies
>come back today.
looks like you missed all the WHITE BOI threads last night
our guy won though

the nigger = trump supporter
mcgregor = anti trump libcuck

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tell a positive thing about your weekend

do you feel happy or sad
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I actually wen't outside for the first time in a week, went on a walk in the park, feeling pretty good
I went to see a shipwreck during sunset, and there was also a seal nearby hunting fish. Was pretty chill.
there is nothing positive to tell

just loneliness

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What should be the follow up to "No hymen; no diamond", all non-virgin brides have to wear black wedding dresses?
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Nothing. This whole meme is cringeworthy as fuck
t. roastie fresh off of chad's thundercock

It should be something that needs to piss off roasties. Remember, a roasties wedding day is the most perfect thing in her eyes as it shows "she's won at life.", imagine how humiliating it would be for her to have to wear a black wedding dress to signal she wasn't a virgin before the marriage.

We need a catchy rhyme and to spread it all over social media

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>sheldon, could you please pass the salt?
>sheldon looks directly into the camera
>snickering laugh track
>don't you mean the sodium chloride, mother?
>deafeningly loud laugh track
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This kid is 100% going to be the next Jake Lloyd. He's going to get fucking steamrolled constantly with "BAZINGA!" quotes everywhere he goes.
>uh, shelder, that would be salt

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>short, ~5'3" I guess
>Strong 6/10
>Unironically thicc, not fat, but wide hips and decent tits
>High plump cheekbones
>Generic blonde hair
>Weird eyebrows that end about halfway over her eyes
>Very big forehead/high hairline
>Thin nose bridge
>Could have used braces when she was younger, here teeth are not crooked but something is a little bit off
>Only wears high wasted pants

She looks like a Best buy version of Elsa pataky
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>thin, small tits, nice hips and ass
>dark complected, might be part asian or latina or something?
>gaunt face, high, defined cheekbones, thin nose, dark eyes
>long black hair, sometimes with bangs
>covered in tattoos, has a sleeve on one arm
>despite this she looks and acts very feminine and demure, is pretty quiet
>wears a lot of clothing that she considers fashionable, some of it is slutty, some of it is ugly, but mostly it looks good enough
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Yeah alright
>Tall, 6'0
>Very overweight
>Long blond hair
>Wonderful voice
>Round nose and face

Think Miranda Otto in lotr but 170lbs and able to fuck you up a bit
Nice dubs and nice oneitis 7/10
Nice dubs but I don't dit overweight girls sorry 5/10

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