So anon tell me about your exciting life.
l think my dog has gender dysphoria
Yo do robots like kratom or not
Just answer me
If Kratom does anything to your body you are not a true robot. Fucking laughed out loud @ your life OP: kratom's the lowest tier and if taking less than like 8g's does anything you are fucking worthless to me.
What will the next war be?
Who will fight?
I've concluded I'm so bored because there aren't enough wars happening right now, so my options are extremely limited in accomplishing my life goals.
This is a good feel, bad feel for me.
>We're so good at killing each other we need to stop else risk going extinct
>We're so good at killing each other that military action is not as viable anymore
I still gotta laugh when people tell me globalism and things like the EU stopped conflict.
I'm going to marry Anri Okita!
>bloodlines spanning thousands upon thousands of years culminating in this one scene
>Wage slave for big company
>Normies realise I am weird
>Don't react on the same emotional level as they do
>Also have no facial expression or normie hobbies and interests
>They now think I am a literal psychopath-robotic-sociopath-monster
>Its okay because they still talk to me sometimes and this gives me my needed social interaction
>Boss is nice and wants to be friends with everyone
>Nice guy boss now uses me as HR guy even though we have a HR department
>My job now also consists of telling people they're fired
>Everyone is now even more scared of me because "I fire people"
>People completely avoid me now
>They only send me emails related to work
>I also get hate mail from the people I've fired
I've completely fucked my comfy life Anons, is it possible to fix it?
Your Boss isn't a nice guy, and abrogating his responsibility to fire people to you is honestly an abusing workplace practice.
Join your union and inform them about what your boss has done. They'll understand.
HOLY SHIT BREHS, how have I not known about this goddess the whole time?
Look at her, she's the sexiest woman alive!
Breh come on, just look at her.
>tfw no tech savvy bf
Was Mechazawa a robot?
was jackie chun just master roshi in disguise?
>tfw /pol/ is right about EVERYTHING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Go sort your life out. >>>/adv/
And nobody will admit it and you're all alone OP.
I wish i had a Tomoko gf
And I wish people would play videogames with me, can't always get what you want.
>tfw gf plays 1 game of cs then says shes too tired to do anything at 9 o clock
Has any other robots just given up on getting a girlfriend?
It's simple. Even numbers decide what to say to her.
>meet girl on tinder
>get her snapchat
>talk to her for a week every day
>we have a lot in common, she messages me right away
>agrees to go out with me
>bails last second
>today just casually says "btw i have a bf ;)"
Why do women do this?