>constantly obsess over something for months only to drop all interest in it suddenly and pick up another random obsession
I can't stop doing this. Last time it was the S.T.A.L.K.E.R universe and now it's math. I constantly want to do math all the time now. How do I break this habit?
in the middle of a really bad depression episode. feels like my brain is collapsing on itself. I really want to hang myself
>work at some fast food joint
>they put me on cashier
>first customer since I got put on the register
>the man looks at me in disgust, shakes his head, and walks out without ordering
D-did I do something wrong /r9k/...?
>tfw you remember people actually have sex
>people hold hands
>they rub noses together
>guys stroke their gfs hair
>people smell each other sexually
>girls falls asleep on their bfs shoulder or chest
>tfw people actually have romantic relationships in real life
Opinions on Crem Brulee?
Women with tattoos are no longer pure. They literally have zero sexual market value. Fucking Arbys roast beef pussy.
Shut the fuck up, beta virgin. Ahahahahahaha, you actually think you're smart saying "sexual market value."
>wahhhhh girls do stuff I don't like, so they're worthless wahhhhhh
Fucking crybaby virgin.
are traps gay robots?
Yeah, pretty much.
This is a very original answer
WE DO NOT TOLERATE TRANSPHOBIC COMMENTS! REMOVE THINESELF FROM THIS EVENT!
>he uses alcohol or any other mind altering substances
What's it like being an unrefined subhuman?
>tell parents I want a Lincoln Mkz for birthday
>they get me an infinity
But I get this trash instead
I feel like a nigger just sitting in it
>Go to the doctor to get my physical
>My doctor is out on vacation and gave me another doctor
>The doctor ends up being a women
>Tell her that my something feels wrong about my dick
>Tells me to pull down my boxer
>I pull them down
>Doctor touches my dick
>mfw I pretty much got a hand job
Got to feel like Chad, how was your day, losers?
Didn't cum, but I masterbated 3 times when I got home. Letting you that you can't replicate a women's touch. One of the greatest feeling in the world, the only thing that kind of ruined the experience was more trying not to get a boner.
>Be at doctors because I cannot poop
>Doctor be female, probably 45 or so
>Has me lay down and lift up my shirt
>She be feeling all over my stomach
>Because I'm bored I start thinking about sexytimes
>Think about how people spontaneously fuck in the movies
>Ponder the possibility of older six-figure salary gf
>Be lost mid thought
>Suddenly, doc literally lifts up my pants and checks out my dick
>Sort of surprised because I thought I was alone in my thoughts
>She puts the pants back, guess she just wanted to make sure dick rot wasn't the cause of my poop problems
Is /R9K/ smart enough?
What if the mods banned all the normies for just one day?
>What if the mods banned all the frogposters for just one day?
frog posters and normies are the same
honestly I would really like if they did this
just one day, dole out life bans for every frogposter, just to see what happens
>tfw you find the best porn and you can't stop fapping to it
i've jerked off 4 times today. i fucking hate my sex drive
Well...? Are you going to share this shit or no?
as long as we stay positive things will work out. stay positive guys!
I got terrible sleep last night and tonight it's going to be the same. I'm fucking exhausted. Why can't I sleep!?!