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>>38170974
You're lying, it's raining outside.

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>>38170988
Caught me desu

Are you in Windsor?

>>38170937
6'1 here. I see girls with guys shorter than them occasionally, and with guys shorter than me all the time. It does matter, but it doesn't matter as much as all the manlet troll threads tell you it does.

But yes, generally lifting does make a guy more attractive to women.

>>38170937
>Or will they think I'm compensating?
Yes, just like 99% of people who lift.

If you get too much muscle you'll look like a retard but a six pack and an athletic body are always better than being skinnyfat.

>>38170878
Yes. After all these years, I still groceries...

I have them delivered to my house so I on't have to go to the store

>2017
>not telepathically ordering your food

>>38170833
Wait, sorry, you're jealous of a person who had 3 kids before he was 18?

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>>38170833
>He wants kids
Kids ruin your life more than you think you do already

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>>38170833
Haha you're still a virgin what a loser
So am I
Life is suffering
t. 25khv

>>38170797
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>>38170797
She has really really super duper pretty eyes

>>38170797
"fembots" are losers who have roasties and fuck their dogs. Quit this fetish u loser.

blonde hair looks really gay on men, don't worry about it

>>38170769
Either
A) Realise dirty blonde can be pretty good when done right
B) Dye it

>>38171255
>when done right
Explain anon.

>>38170758
Welp. Time to nuke your house.

What do they beg for

I woke up 4 times last night because of this shit, OP. Itching and frustrated, wanting to sleep, but getting too itchy because the bites are inflamed and my body is reacting to them. We got rid of them for like a year, but they're back because it's summer, I guess.

The worst part is the psychological aspect of it.

If you live in an apartment, take it up with the landlord. it is their obligation to provide safe living space without bugs. If they don't do anything, take it up with the health board or tenant's rights board or both, (depending on where you live)

you can get diatomaceous earth and sprinkle that shit evrywhere, it dries them out and kills them. But you have to do it multiple times because of their life cycles.

You can also get traps that make it so they can't climb up your bed posts. Be sure to have your mattress raised up, not on the floor, and away from the wall.

godspeed, OP.

Why is it acceptable for them to wear thongs?

>>38170740
because it gives me a boner
>>38170776
good question, normal panties are much cuter

Because chokers are not, and never have been inherently sexual. They are accessories for the neck.
Stop blaming women and girls for your own perversion.

Exaggerating there for sure. There is a strong correlation between intelligence and attractiveness. Smart people tend to be more good-looking.

>>38170726
Must be a fucking anomaly then and I must be shit outta luck

>>38170819
You didn't mention if you are a guy or girl.

thumbs down

Heads down, Thumbs down

>>38170664
no, thumbs down

>>38170606
Artificial wombs will be a reality in ~5 years
Elliot's prophecy is coming true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWUqncZgv4

>>38170606
Elliot was a retard for getting stopped by a locked door. What he should have done before hand is either learn how to pick a lock, or learn how to use a shotgun to breach a door.

>>38170606
The best doppelganger i've ever seen in my life

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No, I've been communicating this way since the 80s.

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>spergs relate to spergs

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no, it's comforting BECAUSE i can't relate to other people face to face. no faces, no fucking up.

>>38170527
Jokes on you fucker, I recently got cancer! HAHA! FREEDOM!

Not but really I am dying of cancer and I'm spending my time here really makes ya think.

>>38170527
Most people will end up getting killed by something or someone by age 55.

>>38170535
How long do you have?

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>>38170515
What do you think

Origanoli

>>38170515
You can marry, but no diamond

No blood diamonds, hymen or not.

>>38170511
Several, in fact. But I don't have any links.

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Not specifically an /r9k/ discord, but since you're asking.

http://discord.me/benice

>higgus is not invited.

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Discord is full of faggots that need to eat a bullet sandwich. Having one or being in one is a great way to inflate an artificial ego that is backed by nothing.