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Kabooom
Boom
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Who is this guy and why is this the third time I've seen his face in the past hour?
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we're all getting sent to fucking china motherfuckers
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>>37892686
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Guangzhou%20/type/op/

Answers your question

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>19
>find three gray hairs
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pffft

>22
> sides of head full of gray hairs if not entirly but noticecable
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>>37892538
That just means you're high test! Good job, Anon!
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>>37892538
i'd rather have a head full of grey hair at 16 than have the thinning and receding i have now at 26

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Were you bullied at school? Are you retarded? Or both?

>b-but it kills you.

So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?

>y-y-you get hooked!

No you don't, if you're not a kid and you know not to smoke a lot.

>i-i-I-IT IS A WASTE OF MONEY

WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BUY A PACK A DAY, FUCKING BONEHEAD
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We had this thread before. Stop. You couldn't quit and now you're being salty.
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>>37892532
You still didn't explain why I should smoke these, only answering potential objections to do so.
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tfw you will never get bullied ever again because you are neet.

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So I found a data entry job-posting and I'm pretty good with excel and typing, but they are requiring 7 months to 1 year experience

how can I lie about that? Give me ideas
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btw I'm a NEETie
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don't die on mee
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you can't
rip

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Fapfictions featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so.
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I'm curious, what is the motivation behind these threads? Do you get ad rev somehow? Why Jill Valentine? I'm dying to know
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>>37892585
>Do you get ad rev somehow?

Fan fiction ad revenue? That doesn't even make sense.

>Why Jill Valentine?

Real question is why not?
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>>37892749

It doesn't make sense to me why you post this same thread constantly when it's obviously getting pruned. What is your motivation?

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>tfw asian
>think stuffs in my head using English my whole life but rarely uttered the language out loud (no real person to spoke to)
>it's time for a presentation in English
>fuck yeah i'm gonna show off my speech skills in front of everyone
>i'm up
>tfw spoke in the retarded asian accent involuntarily all the way through, like rolling Ls and shit
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Nice Facebook, faggot.
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>>37892524
Don't worry, anon, practice makes perfect! I've thought in English for a really long time now, but I only really learned how to pronounce it by talking to myself and imitating voice actors from vidya.
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kek op

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
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how can /pol/ collectively hate blacks when this lovely Nigerian man exists?

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Why would somebody let their young daughter dance like this?
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Because I don't want to pay her rent for the rest of her life? Unless you're paying their bills, nobody's got any right to tell anybody else how to make a living.
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I would be so proud of my little girla
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>>37892777

Thaniquoa?

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>see myself in the mirror
>"Yeah okay that's not too bad"
>see myself in a picture
>I look fucking terrible

NO FAIR
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>>37892523
yeah, shit's all crooked
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>take picture
>see reflection in window
>think I look okay
>go to bathroom
>look at my face in the mirror
>realize how ugly I am in person
fuck you
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>look at myself in the mirror at home
>meh
>look at myself in the mirror in public
>see an abhorrent beast

I've got an idea that I'm wondering if anyone would be interested in reading.

It involves a guy that is obsessed with a girl that doesn't want anything to do with him. After being rejected and in depression he reads that there is a one in 135 chance that there's another woman that looks remarkably similar to his oneitis.

So he spends about a month searching every dating website and actually finds her doppelganger.

When he reaches out to her they click and start dating but the story is a drama on how whether the guy is attracted to the new girl or only because she looks just like the original.

Would you read it?
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only if it was a manga/graphic novel/comic with respective preference in that order
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>>37892525
What if I screenplay it and it becomes a major motion picture
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>>37892551
Your idea is retarded. No one would watch that stupid Mary sue bullshit. You also have no idea how ridiculously hard it is to write a screenplay. You're doomed from the get go

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>mom keeps telling me I need to see a therapist

Isn't therapy a literal meme? I mean what the fuck is this person going to tell me that I haven't already thought of myself? And on top of that you have to pay like $100 a session. Seems incredibly retarded to me
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Fapfictions featuring Rhonda from Hey Arnold

Check them out:

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

You can post anonymous reviews without an account needed so please do so. Me and my coauthor would appreciate it:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095195

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340
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Is this proof that Mankind is doomed?
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>not Helga
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>toon fanfiction
>no mention of pepe le pew
uncultured swine
>>37893598
this

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>tfw lonely black bot and bi but mostly gay
>no friends at all
>no white friend with benefits to play games with, stay up watching movies with or suck off

fuck everything, pic unrelated
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>no friends at all
me too ive never talked to any friend i had outside of school and have no online friends or anything like that

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>tfw you finally find something you enjoy and now you're afraid of death again
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>he fell for the PC meme

Give me one (1) reason why PC is better than console. Just one. Thats all i am asking. And it has to be an objective fact also.
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price

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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I can post on 4chan from my PC
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You don't have to use autistic controllers.
PC gaming is cheaper.
You can upgrade your PC whenever you want because every component is easily removable.
Performance.
Do you need more?

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