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Who is this guy and why is this the third time I've seen his face in the past hour?
we're all getting sent to fucking china motherfuckers
>>37892686
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Guangzhou%20/type/op/
Answers your question
>19
>find three gray hairs
pffft
>22
> sides of head full of gray hairs if not entirly but noticecable
>>37892538
That just means you're high test! Good job, Anon!
>>37892538
i'd rather have a head full of grey hair at 16 than have the thinning and receding i have now at 26
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied at school? Are you retarded? Or both?
>b-but it kills you.
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>y-y-you get hooked!
No you don't, if you're not a kid and you know not to smoke a lot.
>i-i-I-IT IS A WASTE OF MONEY
WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BUY A PACK A DAY, FUCKING BONEHEAD
We had this thread before. Stop. You couldn't quit and now you're being salty.
>>37892532
You still didn't explain why I should smoke these, only answering potential objections to do so.
tfw you will never get bullied ever again because you are neet.
So I found a data entry job-posting and I'm pretty good with excel and typing, but they are requiring 7 months to 1 year experience
how can I lie about that? Give me ideas
btw I'm a NEETie
don't die on mee
you can't
rip
Fapfictions featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3
Check them out please:
https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so.
I'm curious, what is the motivation behind these threads? Do you get ad rev somehow? Why Jill Valentine? I'm dying to know
>>37892585
>Do you get ad rev somehow?
Fan fiction ad revenue? That doesn't even make sense.
>Why Jill Valentine?
Real question is why not?
>>37892749
It doesn't make sense to me why you post this same thread constantly when it's obviously getting pruned. What is your motivation?
>tfw asian
>think stuffs in my head using English my whole life but rarely uttered the language out loud (no real person to spoke to)
>it's time for a presentation in English
>fuck yeah i'm gonna show off my speech skills in front of everyone
>i'm up
>tfw spoke in the retarded asian accent involuntarily all the way through, like rolling Ls and shit
Nice Facebook, faggot.
>>37892524
Don't worry, anon, practice makes perfect! I've thought in English for a really long time now, but I only really learned how to pronounce it by talking to myself and imitating voice actors from vidya.
kek op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
how can /pol/ collectively hate blacks when this lovely Nigerian man exists?
Why would somebody let their young daughter dance like this?
Because I don't want to pay her rent for the rest of her life? Unless you're paying their bills, nobody's got any right to tell anybody else how to make a living.
I would be so proud of my little girla
>>37892777
Thaniquoa?
>see myself in the mirror
>"Yeah okay that's not too bad"
>see myself in a picture
>I look fucking terrible
NO FAIR
>>37892523
yeah, shit's all crooked
>take picture
>see reflection in window
>think I look okay
>go to bathroom
>look at my face in the mirror
>realize how ugly I am in person
fuck you
>look at myself in the mirror at home
>meh
>look at myself in the mirror in public
>see an abhorrent beast
I've got an idea that I'm wondering if anyone would be interested in reading.
It involves a guy that is obsessed with a girl that doesn't want anything to do with him. After being rejected and in depression he reads that there is a one in 135 chance that there's another woman that looks remarkably similar to his oneitis.
So he spends about a month searching every dating website and actually finds her doppelganger.
When he reaches out to her they click and start dating but the story is a drama on how whether the guy is attracted to the new girl or only because she looks just like the original.
Would you read it?
only if it was a manga/graphic novel/comic with respective preference in that order
>>37892525
What if I screenplay it and it becomes a major motion picture
>>37892551
Your idea is retarded. No one would watch that stupid Mary sue bullshit. You also have no idea how ridiculously hard it is to write a screenplay. You're doomed from the get go
>mom keeps telling me I need to see a therapist
Isn't therapy a literal meme? I mean what the fuck is this person going to tell me that I haven't already thought of myself? And on top of that you have to pay like $100 a session. Seems incredibly retarded to me
Fapfictions featuring Rhonda from Hey Arnold
Check them out:
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340
You can post anonymous reviews without an account needed so please do so. Me and my coauthor would appreciate it:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095195
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340
Is this proof that Mankind is doomed?
>not Helga
>toon fanfiction
>no mention of pepe le pew
uncultured swine
>>37893598
this
>tfw lonely black bot and bi but mostly gay
>no friends at all
>no white friend with benefits to play games with, stay up watching movies with or suck off
fuck everything, pic unrelated
>no friends at all
me too ive never talked to any friend i had outside of school and have no online friends or anything like that
>tfw you finally find something you enjoy and now you're afraid of death again
>he fell for the PC meme
Give me one (1) reason why PC is better than console. Just one. Thats all i am asking. And it has to be an objective fact also.
price
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I can post on 4chan from my PC
You don't have to use autistic controllers.
PC gaming is cheaper.
You can upgrade your PC whenever you want because every component is easily removable.
Performance.
Do you need more?