My friend DIS'd this girl i have had a crush on for a long time, so i broke into his house and broke his xbox CORD, he was so mad, he started screaming gibberish, it sorta sounded like he said "b45Gf7R"
what did he mean by this?
he also said he "was looking for loyal anons" or something like that?
what do r9k?
It's summer, which means there are a lot of anime cons, and that means cosplay sluts will be around. How can I initiate conversations with them at cons? Do I just mention the show or game that their character is from and hope it turns into a decent conversation? Should I dress up as a popular series' character and hope that there will be some cluster or group that naturally forms together? I've been to cons years ago but I never really dressed up or spoke to cosplay sluts. I think some kind of party before or after the official con rave/party/dance is a good idea. I will be drinking.
>>37737219
Listen to me and listen closely.
They don't want to talk to you. They will talk to you if you spend money on them. They will not fuck you.
>>37737288
Are there autistic weeb girls that are bangable?
Say sorry to this poor lainposter
Would you consider yourself a man of sophisticated taste?
https://vimeo.com/160958343
shiina ringo is great
I would consider myself a miserable failure of a man.
>mfw replaced whore of a sister's birth control with blue Smarties
>be OP's sister
>go to take birth control
>realize they're smarties
>ask the chad that was just pumping my snatch to go get some morning after
Problem solved!
Somebody wants to be an uncle.
>>37737051
>Chad
>buying morning after
>implying buying a woman any kind of birth control isn't beta
>tinder date told me i was the weirdest person she had ever met in her life
>still held her hand and brought her home for a little slumber party action
ahh, the joys of being chad
>>37736947
>>tinder date told me i was the weirdest person she had ever met in her life
in a good way or in a "fuck i never wanna see you again" way?
>>37736947
If anyone tells you that you are weird, respond to them by telling them that they obviously haven't met very many people then.
>>37737046
i honestly have no idea. she said it after she had taken a few rips from my bong at like 6am and she was nearly impossible to read from being anxious or awkward in that too-stoned kind of way. it seemed like it was a mixture of both, like i wouldn't be surprised if she never talks to me again.
>tfw 9 months inside of your mom for nothing
really makes me think
>cops shoot black children for no reason: they get paid vacation
>I shoot black children for no reason: I go to prison
solution
become a cop
>>37736808
>I shoot black children for no reason: I go to prison
Says who?
Have you ever had a metaphorical moment like this with your father?
yFuvWts
join my degenerate discord server
>>37736691
Invite expired, anon.
Send a new one to me
>always feel anxious before going to work
>always feel anxious when at work
>tried to go to work for the last two days
>would work for an hour then vomit and go home
>have no way to make up for the work I missed
>laid up with stomach flu for 48 hours
>got into argument today with travel agent on phone about how apparently I didn't know how to do my job
>working 2 weeks and still a slow worker
work from home instead
Take notes robots
I AM BEYOND CHAD
>Take my shirt off and Chad starts crying because of his newfound inferiority complex
>Steal Chad Thundercock's wife and mistress by walking into the room
>Get promoted over Chad Chaddington without effortNo, I am not Stanley
>Get a comfy job
>Get a strange feeling, turn around
>A ghostly qt girl with long flowing hair, freckles and pale eyes is staring right at me
>She quickly turns away and blushes
>Get back to my business
2 days later
>Bump into her at water fountain
>She stammers, babbles and spills her spagehtti, drops her pencil
>I pick it up
>She looks me in the eyes as I hand it to her
>My heart both explodes and implodes at once
Today
>Come into work
>She comes up to me desk, and hands me a picture
>"I..drew this for you"
>I look at it
>It is a picture of me and riku from kingdom hearts having sex
>I look her in the eye and tell her if she ever draws anything like that again i will rip out her fingers and stick broken pencils in the bleeding stubs where they used to be so that she can never conjure up such an abomination in the eyes of god ever again
>she cries and runs away
>Later the boss comes up to me and tells me to clear out my desk.
This is BULLSHIT. How the fuck am I the one getting fired I was clearly sexually HARRASED one might say fucking ASSAULTED. Classic example of this world's double standards and victim blaming fuck this gay earth
>>37736561
If that were real it would be p cool
But its still cool
7/10
Yee
What kind of gf do you think Katya would be, anons?
She seems to be the motherly loving kind of girl.