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>>38873618
women who stay with abusive men are pathetic and it's pathetic to want to date them.

>>38873714
I know. I've learned my lesson. It just hurts because it gives off the feeling that a woman lies when she says "I am better".

>>38873736
no, you literally are better (i mean, i don't know you or him, and you're a robot so you're probably a loser but at least you're not abusive [and i'm taking your word on the fact that he is]), it's just that she's got a broken loser brain and is attracted to bad people

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>tfw INTP
>tfw ascended past the need for a GF/BF
>tfw live happily with my waifu

>tfw no ENTP gf to complement my incessant rambling and debate with her own
For once I want to be the devil's advocate in the streets and the sheets

Judging is superior

But I didn't order the chocolate milk....

>>38873576
The bologna is burnt

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No, but I'm to watch your fat ass chow

>>38873537
The mods don't know shit but they smell your fear

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>>38873537
>tfw I browse the catalogue and see yet another dumb frogposter that needs to be told his place

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>the mods know when you reply to yourself

>>38873502
Cooking veggies should be illegal. Half the digesting is already done in the stupid pan. Slice them shits up and serve them cold or at room temperature with a nice oil-based dressing.

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Brb mcchickens

Tfw I could beat the mods asses in tekken 7.

You hear me?

I'd beat and punish that ass.

Bolt action.
>>>/k/

>>38873343
Manual of course. Only retards and Americans (big overlap anyway) use automatic.

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semi-automatic

Cause it's better there and people don't feel ass fucked just because someone isn't fake happy

english are a bunch of sadcunts, surly and cynical
its part of the english persona

Because if you don't fake it here you get fired and die of poverty. Yuropeens realize that they have other options and don't need to pretend to enjoy getting assfucked by Ronald McDonald.

>>38873240
Just tell it like it is, even if it's disgusting. Much easier than dancing awkwardly around the point all the time.

haha just stayed at home and chilled (please leave me the fuck alone)

>Going outside

You only have yourself to blame.

>>38873238
If you hate kids why not learn to hate relationships? Nearly every relationship leads to kids in some for or another.

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>>38873238
When are you gonna give your mother and I grandchildren, Billy? Raising a family is the most important thing you can do: You're carrying on the family name, and you'll have someone to take care of you when you're old.

>>38873238
It's probably possible to raise children that aren't annoying.

>>38873079
>tfw not sure if ever tasted a tendie

how could you never eaten a tendie ?

>>38873079
what is Kim Jong Un's favorite food that has made him so fat? I bet it's imported KFC from china.

>>38873054
lol, is online dating such shit partly because women see all these male model profiles in their town of bumfuck nowhere because there are 100s of autists trying to prove that roasties are shallow?

>>38873054

The thing about these blackpill and redpill videos is, the people speak as if they enjoy the misery they're going through. As well as spreading it. You'd imagine a "redpilled" person would find something better to do with their time once they have found out the cold truth.

>"I love these black pill videos"
>posts a video that has the words "Red pill" in its name
So its a red pill video? This is one of the best blackpill videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM

OP here, Family not Senpai
idfk how that switched

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Probably just chinks and jews desu

take this shit to /pol/ you fucking nerd

its part of the meaning of life

It's pretty much the same. In fact, in the age of digital computers with 10000px images, you could probably get a better look from an image than irl

>>38873020

Pretty underwhelming 2bh

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(cont.)

In fact, it wasn't even a single day in that I started feeling pure, virginal, totally renewed and healthy again. My mood got better, I dropped a few pounds, I could even feel my ass again! And within three days, my 20-year old gaping MAW of a pussy shrunk back to a tight 11-year old cunt. Just imagine, you too could relive the ecstasy of losing your virginity at a middle school dance - SUPAMAN DAT HOE!!

But that's not all. After the full seven day challenge, I was imbued with such a sense of GRATITUDE and GRACE. Before I just took facials for granted, but now every drop from Chad's rod that splashed on my face is like a wave of fresh energy caressing my skin. My renewed determination to fit as many cocks inside of me at once has led to orgasms that you guys could only dream of! And the best part is, everyone still thinks I'm the "innocent girl" at the library!

So take the 7-day challenge and you too could experience the same liberation that I have. Get started right now with my $49.99 e-book and order the 7-DAY ABSTINENCE STARTER PACK for only $24.99 more! What have you got to lose?

XOXO Stacy WhoreNuggets

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>>38873006
Hi Stacy,

I've been trying out your 7-day challenge, but I can't stop thinking about Tyrone's thick, meaty cock. Do I have to give up sex entirely for those 7 days, or can I still enjoy his African-American taste with my mouth and ass? Also, my brother says he's already been doing this for 22 years - isn't that a bit extreme?

Love,
Georgyna R.

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>>38873068
Hey Georgyna,

No, it's perfectly fine to set the standards that define your motivations and lifestyle! As long as you commit and work hard to show some sign of restraint, I think that you can get what you need out of the abstinence challenge. Although your brother is going way too far (he sounds like a bit of a loser?) and should just fuck someone already.

XOXO Stacy SluttyButty

>>38872998
oregano oblong orange olive

>>38872998
Why did you choose that video? Of FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTH kicking an animal that is about 20 times smaller than they are and weaker in every way. FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTH like that only deserves to be killed using the same method, as well as FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTH who thinks there is something funny with it. Both of these types of FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTH will be ERADICATED, I can't live with myself if not doing it at some point of my life.

That cat proabably died later with EXCRUCIATING PAIN.

I can't wait to get to kill this FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTH, altho I know it will take some time,

I'm also good to doxx so these FUCKHEADED SUBHUMAN FILTHfucks may well experience being killed being ripped alive by the bears in the nearest Zoo if not being crushed by an elephants foot. I'd love to use sharks tho, and see them rip them apart throwing them in the air.

>>38874716
They're not subhuman filth, just niggers. Stop being racist