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>tfw virgin
>don't have to worry about passing on my genes because my identical twin has already done it for me

Who here won without trying?
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What is that actor's name?

Lars something? Probably not. But I think he's from one of those countries.
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>>36162173
Does this also mean that you're not a virgin by virtue of proxy?
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My brother and I are a few years apart but you can't tell the difference between us. He has a kid and I have a bf.

Do you wish you had been born in a different time, robots? If so, when?
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>>36162168
As a white man in the 30s maybe.
I'd experience the glorious 50s an d then watch everything go to shit in the 60s then die sometime in the 90s due to lung cancer.
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In the future after we've gotten rid of Jews
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>>36162168
I wish I wasn't born at all.

originally

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>Browsing /r9k/
>Look down and see this
Wat do?
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Bend over and spread my cheeks apart
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>>36162054
>macbook
>pawn for 1k and buy a shotgun to kill myself
/bread
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>>36162068
This after a little bit of sucking it first.

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White boipucci was made for big black cock. Do you agree?
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I'm convinced there's some kind of MK ultra shit going on with all the gay/ tranny shit on r9k

it's seemed to have reached critical mass
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>>36162037
I agree 100%. I've said it once and I'll say it again: devoting your life to serving the black cock is the ultimate redpill.
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>>36162037
i originally agree to this very original question

How will Dicklets ever recover?
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>>36161973

Probably by starring in nip pornos with unshaved pubes. Hi will you recover knowing they get more ass than your average shaven genitals?
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>Pornstar claims she loves big dicks and sex outside of the pummeling she has to take daily to appease numale fans
Wew, insightful. Who is MM anyway?
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>>36162022
>Implying any recovery is necessary

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I'm a 24 year old weeb and Saturday I took a break from watching reLife to see Shinkai's newest flick.


Pic related was the most beautiful depiction of love and the pain resulting from a denied love I have seen in recent memory (I know there are others that surpass Your Name but I can't recall them right now)


Point being is that the climax during magic hour at at the mountain awoke my pained desire for such a beautiful love that I never experienced in my youth, much less now. The montage during their adult lives described perfectly the emptiness and desperation I have felt for the past 6 to 7 years since ending HS


Alot of you guys talked about a delayed reaction after watching Your Name. I went through the same experience. After the movie, I was running at the gym and the tears started flowing. Tears from emotions and pain I had buried deep inside and began popping up when I started watching reLife a week back.
I haven't stopped crying. I cry for never pursuing that attraction I felt for Karli in HS because it was 'scary' I cry for the inumerable times I rejected offers from my 3 best friends to hang out and be stupid kids. I cry because I'm stuck being a weeb in arrested development. I cry because I'm so fucking lonely.


On the off chance you're all reading this: Zac, Dakota, Donavan; I was so fucking stupid to not take advantage of our time together as stupid boys in school and just made myself a shut-in when possible because I was 'too scared' you all found love because you all were brave to put yourselves out there and now are all married with your soulmates. You all have that happiness and I denied myself that. Now all I can feel is emptiness.


To the rest of you I'm sorry for the mumbling and rant. It's just that after seeing something so beautiful, I realized just how ugly my life has been. I don't know what to do or where to go. But the tears won't stop
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>>36161918
>tfw a piece of fiction will never have this kind of impact on me
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>getting profound ideas from achinese cartoon

lmao at ur lyf.
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>>36162010
It was a long time coming. If it wasn't this Indonesian puppet show, it would've been some random novel I picked up at the library.

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Alright r9k i want to know what is wrong with me
i dont cry or feel any sadness/emotions from stuff like that is supposed to, is there something wrong with me?
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your final transformation into a robot is complete. welcome. you will be like this forever, mate
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>>36161983
but i've been like this for a very very long time, i didnt even cry at my mothers funeral.
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>>36161916
You could be depressed, you could have a disorder, hormonal balance, etc

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Ay yo white boy which one we playin bruh bruh?
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The only game there I've played is dishonored but that's pretty good so go with that
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>>36161850
Dark souls 3, trust me im white I know my vidya. If you need anime suggestions im here my negro
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>>36161850
>ps4
>no BB

wtf nigger

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PT. 1
Growing up I've always had an abusive and negligent father. When my mom was in Iraq and I was a child, he would drive drunk with my brother and I in the car, and for a whole summer he left us with a mentally ill and physically abusive grandma and a grandfather that never stood up to her but was at least kind He has always had serious issues with anger and selfishness. Up until recently I can't recall a time when he laid his hands on me or did anything past screaming like a chimp, but that all changed a few days ago when he tried to choke me. For some backstory on me, I joined the Army National Guard few years ago and trained as an MP. Now I'm living at home going to community college until I transfer to the top law enforcement school in my state that I've already been accepted to. I have a lot of pride in who I am and what I'm doing with my life, and I've had father figures better than my dad that I've looked up to.
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Pt. 2

Things were going really well enough until recently when my dad was having a fit. For whatever reason he wanted me to back my car out of the garage, he was bitching about my "attitude" to my mother as I approached my car. I asked in a calm voice "what attitude?" I'm standing by the open door of my car at this point when he screams "Back it up!" In a way that showed he was experiencing a rage akin to that of an uncharted for toddler that doesn't know better. So I close the door on my car, look him in the eyes and say "who the fuck do you think you are" in a calm voice of disbelief. My military career has instilled enough pride in me that I won't allow myself to be shown that level of indignity. This further enraged my father who screamed "I'm your dad!", after screaming that he walked halfway across the garage directly to me and put his hand on my throat trying to choke me. I am by no means a violent person, but when he put his hands on me something inside of me went off, I grabbed him by the color of his shirt and push dragged him to the wall behind him. It took everything I had not to use what the Army taught me about hand to hand combat that would have put him in the hospital or worse, the morgue. I violently shook him yelling something along the lines of "don't you ever ducking touch me like that!" a few times, it's still kind of blurry and I feel that rage against when I think about it. After what felt like longer but couldn't have been more than a few seconds my mother got between us. I saw fear in his eyes, but it was only selfish. He screams at me to get out, but my mother cuts in looking him dead in the eyes saying if I go she'll leave him and that she doesn't care about him.
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>>36161737
So you got choked once as an adult? Poor you.
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He later left for a few days and only came back yesterday briefly. I won't the fight if you could call it that and if he tries anything again I won't hesitate to seriously hurt him the way I was trained to if I need to defend myself. I only have a couple months before I go to university and live there, so I can wait it out until then, and if it comes down to it my mom can get an apartment with her job a town away.

I hate my father guys, how do I deal with that? Does anyone else have abusive parents?

>tldr: my dad tried to choke me, I was able to overpower him but now I don't know how to deal with hating a father who threw away his only redeeming characteristic as someone willing to be a caretaker.

This can be a thread where you can vent about violent family issues if you want to talk about it.

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>When one of your female friends bends down and her shirt hangs down and her boobs/bra show
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>>36161690
>female friend
Red flag for guys thread?
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I just look away whenever that happens.
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>Female friends.
>He thinks women are worthwhile as friends.

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>he thinks black people can be robots
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>>36161689
They can't.
But not for the reason you believe
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>>36162001
please tell me why
oreganinaly
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>>36161689
Anyone can be a robot if they are a robot. You think fate gives a damn about race? Sheeeit.

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>Dad was having fun making me feel like shit again
>Rage comes out of nowhere and I start punching him
>Took advantage of him not trying to hit back and just contain me to punch him even harder
>His entire face is bleeding
>Mom is crying and wanting to send me to a psichiatrist
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>>36161564
>walk into son's room
>"hey son!"
>he just glares at me and turns back to his computer screen
>"you know, you're 32 and still living at home. No job, just high school education. Your mom and I can't support all 3 of us on my money alone much longer. What do you say you apply for a retail or fast food job? You can still live here, but you'd have to buy your own food once you got the job. Then maybe once you save up enough you can rent your own place"
>son goes berserk and starts punching me for no reason
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>>36161564
That's a bad feel OP. I hope things get better soon
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>>36161564
Lo primero dile que lo sientes, desgraciado. Pide perdon a tu madre tambien.
Que te estaba diciendo el?

>Dad asks why I have no gf
>Thinks I'm gay
>Talks about how he smashed puss at 14
Well thats it for me, I've been intergenerationally cucked
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>>36161521
My dad watches cuckold porn so I'm actually the chad of the family
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He's not Chad if he failed to raise you as a Chad.
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>>36162654
How do you know he watches cuck porn?

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I need to learn how to manipulate people

parents will send me to a group therapy and i will find anorexic and depressed girls there

what should i do?

im 5'5 and ugly btw

charles manson was ugly and short too
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>>36161422
Charles Manson also gave people free drugs.
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>>36161422
you'll just end up being a beta bitch who sees social manipulation in every little thing people do. they'll know how to do it because it always came naturallly. they'll be innocent and you won't. you will regret looking behind the machinery, but too autistic to stop yourself, and you will be dug in deeper, and you will tell yourself the only way out is with more social goddamn manipulation.
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lol you cant manipulate anyone, ur too short to be holding the puppet strings hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa

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Literally everything I have ever done in life felt like the only reasonable course of action. I can't recall having been in even one situation where two exclusive options both seemed possible.
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Not believing in free will is like admitting to your low self esteem.

Stop feeling like you have no control over anything and maybe you won't be such a pathetic loser arguing about philosophy.
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>>36161393
>>36161496

not believing in free will is the sensible thing to do because free will isn't a thing..
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>>36161393
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