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>doing a partner swap and doing some other guys wife

>>35467364
satisfying some other guys wife who is secretly a size queen

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I'd like to take a boy, of a certain age (wink), put my cock up his bum and then, while I'm still inside him, walk him over to his sister of a slightly younger age, who is naked, on her back with her legs spread. I would rub his little dick on his sister's pussy and get him hard and rearing to go, then, with my head resting on his shoulder, lovingly overseeing it all and still inside him, I would carefully guide his cock inside her and as he thrust in and out, I'd just gently hold his dick there so if he slipped out, I could pop him back in.

It would be of a 'first time learning experience' since they would be both virgins and of a certain age, if you get my drift. I could also control the power of his thrusts while I was still inside him too, gently thrusting in and out of him myself.

When he was ready to come, which, let's be honest, will probably be quite soon, I would force him deep inside her and cum in him at the same time.

Fuck me that was a good dream.

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>>35463837
sometimes I think yes and sometimes I think no. I used to be skinny though, I would like that back.

>>35463873
skinny is out, show us that belly girl

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>>35463837
me after FIRST puberty

>>35461875
https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAwsK0nKpI

It's faggot hipster indie shit but I've been chilling out to this band all day today

op, forgot mine

my most favorite song that i heard of today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEI3dEV95w

Time for the daily letter thread, huh?

Love,

I keep looking at your pictures, and I don't even feel the same connection anymore. My affection for you is slowly dissipating, a painfully pleasurable experience. I'm about to cry simply writing this. I've come to alternate between missing you, feeling you close to me, not caring about and even despising you.
In some of my fatasies, I talk you down and hit and strangle you, all the while seeing you in a positive light, lovingly...
Today the weather was terrible and it rained. I thought, I deserved to stay in the cold, watching my hands slowly freeze, because I'd enjoyed the paranoia or pain that you felt yesterday night. It was like you were punishing me. At that moment, you were more to a deity than a normal human. I keep idealising you. When I look at your pictures, it's like I'm blind. Regardless of whatever flaw you may have, I love you still. You've always made me this weak.

I want to push you away, but please come back.

-M/K

dear m

thanks for not talking to me the other night, not being sarcastic or anything, i really dont want to speak to you and i guess you feel the same way.

>>35451652
J,

You don't remember me but I am your biological brother and I've seen you on this site.

>>35480964
Do you drive a fucking schoolbus? Jesus

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>>35480975
Gas is $3.15 a gallon in SoCal. I drive a normal sedan car, nothing big.

Fucking Arabs. I hope they nuke Saudi Arabia.

>>35480996
I'm $1.99 in AZ, that's what you get for living in cali

Everyone is the same. Everyone thinks that. You have to start small. From tiny acorns do mighty oaks etc. Besides, what do you have to say about faraway galaxies?

>>35480984

>Everyone is the same

No, they're really not. And no, not everyone thinks that. A lot of people react extremely negatively when presented with philosophical discussions.

>>35481034
Almost everybody thinks this way, and everybody identifies with it because OMG SO DEEEEEEP WHY IS EVERYBODY SO SHAAALLOW

And really? All the time? You want to discuss nothing but the most important shit ALWAYS? Fuck off with that, you egotistical 13 year old

>>35480278
resplond to my thread plox

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>>35480278
They are telling you that your personality is shit and to get a new one.

>>35480278
PLEASESUS

>>35479771
This nice little french place by the bayside

>>35479771
family restaurant, then a cheap motel

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>>35479771

>implying a girl like that would even look at a robot

Kekked

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I edge so I can go for an hour or more, pretty cool

As long as I want.

Normally that's about 10-15 minutes.

I used to be able to cum in 5 minutes but ever since i started taking sertraline it can take anywhere from 30-45 minutes

Donald J. Trump

this is orgionalngalir

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> the most 4chan celebrity

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oirgnall

>>35479504
That just may work anon. It will be the prefect crime.

No way you'll be able to eat 7 feet of stale gummy

Icicle Shank
>stab victim
>melts away
you would have to be fast and wear gloves though

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"Oats are indeed thicker than blood but not thicker than mud. From mud we came and from mud we go"

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"Please, share some of your oats with me, my dear Brother."

>>35479339
Oat posting will die because the majority of our users are too stupid to put some actual thought behind it, they end up just regurgitating the initial kernel like everyone in this thread has, you've all missed the point.

zucc is getting cucked

ii wonder what zuckerfuck is doing with his time nowadays

they're talking about how ugly, mutant-looking, and yellow their hapa babies are going to be

The one you posted never looked good tbqh

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>>35478305
The one you posted look better at 32 than 18

>>35478305
I can only imagine how many dicks she had inside her.

nah nigguh but they know

but i also managed to get accepted to graduate/professional school as a 29 khv so i get one last chance

don't worry mang everyone feel your way even your parent
now you can life without hope it has it own fun
good luck friend

whatd they do anong