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I was happy earlier today, but now I feel a little sad. No real reason for it. I had a good day.
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>>34605130
That's the way it goes, friend. You'll get through it. Do something to cheer yourself up if you can.
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>>34605130
Humans aren't meant to be active during the night.
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Just look forward to the next time you feel good. Who knows, it could be tomorrow.

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Reminder, taking transdick is straight
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>>34605061


seek that professional help fampaichi
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>>34605061
Taking trans dick is both phallophillic and gay. Stop defending yourself, you are a fag if you want a dick in the bottom.
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all this time i thought they were worries about getting acceptance but in reality i think they just want to diversify their pussi portfolio

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Why don't women just settle for virgins?
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Because it takes effort.

Women aren't use to to having to put effort into anything they do. A sexually inexperienced man means they'd have to put in effort in teaching you how to fuck them.
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>>34605058
Because virgins use grammar like this twat.
>>34605191
>aren't use to to having
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Why would they settle for a virgin fat smelly neckbeard autistic NEET when there are better choices?

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Post the final feels of your life. The redpill philosophy, advices for younger robots etc. Mine:
>poor families and single mothers cant raise kids up properly.
>nationalism, catholicism and edge ideologies/hobbies are worst cancer
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>nothing actually matters, this isn't edgy or nihilistic, it's just the truth
>nobody's waiting for you
>nobody cares
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>tfw no gf

Orginialio
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>>34605010
>it gets better
>be yourself

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American here,

bet you though i was asleep didn't you?
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>>34604980
Since this is r9k, no
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sleep is for the weak my friend
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>>34604980
Who here /eastcoast/?

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Is body swap the most patrician anime trope?
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bodyswap is hot but I wouldn't want someone to have to live in my body
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>>34604945
>patrician
Like a doctor who sees kids?
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>>34604945
>Is body swap the most patrician anime trope?
no

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>he plays videogames
>2016
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>he pay for videogames.
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>>34604915
If you are over the age of 25 and still play vidya you're pathetic t b h
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if you name/trip fag on /r9k/ id say thats even more embarrassing

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Defective women are to be nurtured, repaired, accepted, valued.

Defective men are to be disposed of, mocked, abandoned, scorned.

We are all of us disposable: broken toys that can be replaced at any moment. There are millions of us: billions of us. And only the cream of the crop are worth more than a fleeting glance.

We are shadows. Though the light of creation shines on us, we are merely hollow projections of something greater than ourselves. And our sole purpose is to serve those concepts greater than ourselves:

Society.

Law.

Economy.

Women.

Those who cannot serve are without purpose and, therefore, without value. They are not to be consoled, they are not to be indulged, and they are not to be tolerated.

Can you remember the last time you were treated with warmth? With genuine affection? Not a simple show of human decency as one gives when one believes they must. When do you last remember someone going out of their way to make you feel valued?

Just think: such a luxury is experienced on a regular basis by the powerful, and with such frequency that it's maddening to the unaware by women.

But we are not the powerful. We are the last dregs of ice in a cup of soda; we are cigarette stubs stomped into the pavement; we are weeds that sprout up to exist alongside great beauty which we might never know.

Would you savour a burnt piece of toast?

Would you embrace a disease infested rag?

Would you cherish a malformed idol of inadequacy?

We are all of us disposable. Flawed, damaged things. Is it not fitting that we are treated as such?
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>>34604881
promising thread anon. here's a bump and (You)
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If you can't do anything, you have no value.

Throw you away and there is man to take your place.

That's life, that's nature, that's reality.

Your failure to succeed is a warning to others.
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This is the broken life. Our life.
But just like when you forge broken swords, when we come together, and we do not break, we become unstoppable.

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I have a question for 30+ yr old bros...does life change that much once you hit 30? I'm in my mid 20s now and 30 seems like such an important age and it makes me nervous that in 5 years I won't be in my 20s anymore

Am I falling for a meme here?
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Depends on what you do with your life. My 30s have been so much better than my 20s because in my late 20s I got my shit together. Finished my degree, got a good job, and so on.
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Age is a spook. Nothing will change just because of a number. Its what you do that changes it.
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No people are still as dumb as ever but now they suddenly get another pass from society because they got knocked up and are parents now

They get even more condescending about everything you do even no matter if you are doing better or worse than them

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>tfw you realise you are a side character in chad's(protagonist) life
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>>34604789
>tfw you are an extra for the side character in chadas an stacys adventure
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>>34604789
>tfw you're an optional character they decided they wanted to ignore
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this only happen if you interact in a meaningfull way with chad or stacy

>tfw you don't

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>be 6ft4
>chicks call me handsome
>one of them calls me gigolo
>they keep touching/kinda groping me
>they all have bfs
>im a 25yo virgin
nobody would believe me that im a virgin
i even said it once and everyone was laughing "yeah right,good one anon"
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>>34604751
>bragging on /r9k/ about receiving attention from girls
>nobody would believe me that im a virgin
I absolutely believe you.
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>>34604751

Sounds like you are a cuck.
Got gifted good looks yet never utilised them.

Fuck you normie.
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Wasted potential
Orangina

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Who /no siblings/?

Seriously, it should be a crime to be an only child. A lot of my robotism can be attributed to that.

>you can't be as mean as others in school, because you secretly wish that other kids will like you and become friends even if they mistreat you.
That kid with siblings? He can fucking behave however he wants, he will ALWAYS have a friend at home who will help him develop social skills (or bully skills).
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'I have a sister and brother. It didn't stop me from being a robot.

They're both very competitive and we all hate each other.
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>can't play 2-player games
>nobody who watches you playing games
>nobody who looks up to you and you can protect him
>nobody you can look up to and who protects you
>nobody who is your "memory" and remembers stuff for
>nobody you can talk to about everything
>nobody who has your back if you get in trouble (only children will get 100% of the blame)
>nobody to grow up with and be kids with
>you can't relate to a big chunk of the population
>playing mario bros... without a bro

Fuck those feels.
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Having siblings (3 sisters) that respected me at one point helped lead me to this point. They eventually lost respect for me, mostly due to me being a beta that got beaten up in front of them. Now they leave me alone, in my room. They don't talk to me ever, one of them moved out and another one is about too. They used to complain how I wasn't trying to get a gf, and how it was so easy. I have 500+ OkCupid messages, most of them to obese women. I wish I had a robot brother, because women are all shallow fucking Having siblings (3 sisters) that respected me at one point helped lead me to this point. They eventually lost respect for me, mostly due to me being a beta that got beaten up in front of them. Now they leave me alone, in my room. They don't talk to me ever, one of them moved out and another one is about too. They used to complain how I wasn't trying to get a gf, and how it was so easy. I have 500+ OkCupid messages, most of them to obese women. I wish I had a robot brother, women are all shallow whores and growing up around Stacies only reinforces this.

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So now that the dust has settled, does weed actually cure cancer? Or was it all just a giant meme to get weed legalized?

Because I can't find any evidence that it cures cancer past some anecdotes and "pain management". Why do potheads think that it's a total replacement for proven, long established, and effective treatments?
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It doesn't cure shit, I think in some cases it has been recorded to slow the growth of it, but that's about it.
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Look up tumor shrinkage from Rick Simpson oil
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>>34604659
I don't think any pot heads think that?

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>be me
>brother joined military when I was 6
>always looked up to him and everyone in the armed services as heroes
>few years later
>entering teenagehood, family falls apart
>get severely depressed
>start acting like an asshole
>sometimes end up being an ass to my brother when he visits
>eventually my life completely goes to shit, i run away, multiple suicide attempts, put myself in hospital for self harm injuries, drop out of school, ect
>its been a couple years since then
>i've cleaned my act up, gotten a GED, slave away at a fulltime job, and try my best to keep my mental health in check
>brother has since gotten an officer's commissioning
>see whole family support him and congratulate him during and after his ceremony
>feel absolutely terrible for how much of a brat i was my big bro
>start talking to him again
>start repairing the bond between us
>one day he calls me up
>says he knows of a unit that needs more guys
>asks if I want to enlist
>heartily agree
>start whipping myself into shape (I'm a little overweight)
>figure out what I need to do to be able to enlist
>start reading about MEPS
>find out self harm and suicide attempts are a permanent DQ
>literally no way to hide it, there's medical records of this shit
>now I can't ever be like my brother
>now i have to explain to him that I can't serve because I was a selfish dramatic cunt who tried to an-hero
>tfw now there's no chance of earning his respect
>now he'll always see me as weaker and inferior whether he shows it or not
>family will never congratulate me and be proud of me like they are of him

feels fucking bad, robots. I was going to have shit set: college, work experience, cool army skills, admiration and pride from my family, everything. But, i ended up throwing it all away without even knowing it over dumb teenager bullshit. Anybody else got similar feels? big bros in the army, or being DQ'd for dumb shit?
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Why do people feel like the military is just the Army, there are other branches too faggot, if you really want the military experience (which I highly doubt) you can still join the le.
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I know a person who was a felon that got his charges waived completely when he joined the marines, it's somewhat common. Given that mentally ill people can join now (trannies) you should give it a try, I'm betting you can get in.
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>>34604705
Also you don't get to fucking pick where you get posted, you can have a preference but by the time you finish basic and become a reject (unless you pick something good) that spot will have been filled along with thousands of others, it doesn't just stay the same with a single fucking position open.

robots why don't you go to the gym?

you could easily build confidence and meet plenty of cute girls. what's stopping you?
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>>34604633
Why do these girls look like they are 4 feet tall?
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m8 I'm too lazy to eat sometimes how do you expect me to drive to a gym and workout?
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>>34604633
Lifting and getting gains wont help a fucked face or being a manlet

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