Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5158. page

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Should /r9k/ be reverted to a blue board? It would basically fix this shithole instantly, we could get rid of the homosexuals and blackedposters, I can't see any downsides honestly

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We still have an hour. Post region, games you play, or if you just want to talk, you might make a friend.

This is a proper OP, steam.

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This guy managed to get 10/10 gf. What's your fucking excuse?

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I'm 25 years old

Is it weird if I start dating 18 year olds? How can I start dating 18 year olds?

I'm most attracted to girls aged 18-21. I find women my own age gross.

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Whenever you feel like you're a perma virgin loser, remember that at least you're not a manlet with a small penis.

You may be a 20 year old virgin, you may be overweight or even obese. You may be a high school dropout. Whenever you feel sad about these things or feel life has treated you unfairly, be thankful that you're not a manlet with a small penis. A manlet cannot increase his height, well maybe like 1 or 2 inches through extremely extensive, expensive surgery, but even so he will still be a manlet. A short penis cannot be made larger. It just doesn't work. You're permanently stuck with your height and your penis. Almost everything else can be changed, but your height and your penis size are permanent for the rest of your life. So whenever you feel down, just look down your pants and appreciate what god has given you.

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>you'll never have a qt short haired gf who you can snuggle and feed dick
Why live?

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I'm sorry /r9k/ 99% of you could make it if you wanted to, but you rather leech on your parents and whine about how bad roasties are on the internet.

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I'm a 5/10 robot
asked out a literal 10/10 stacy last night, shes a virgin which I can confirm is true and she has thousand plus likes on Instagram photos of herself. she said she really likes me and that she would like to date me, and loves me for who I am.

feels fucking good man. its all coming together, you'll all be there one day too, don't give up hope robots.

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>be Hispanic
>white mom brown dad
>majority white town
>be myself
>white people say "looks like you wish you were white "
>try to look more native
>white people treat me like shit
Why are white people impossible to please?

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Are there actually mudslimes on the site? I see anons talking about fasting and stuff. Isnt just the mere act of looking at this cancer cell that is the site morally wrong in all organized religion?

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describe

c o v f e f e

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How does this make you feel anon? State your thoughts.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior yet?

If not, then why not?

He will make you new and will give you a new purpose, a new spirit, a new body and a new mind as he has promised in the Bible.

God will completely transform your life, you will finally find peace as you will fulfill your purpose in life.

Remember. Nothing in this life will satisfy. That's why we spend life constantly chasing new pleasures and experiences. The novelty of sex, wealth, fame, pleasure, etc. wears off over time as you all know. Pretty soon you get back to normal. You can't be high forever. There are depressed people right now who have lived the life you dream about. Celebrities who have it all and overdose on drugs. Millionaires end up commiting suicide. Why aren't we never satisfied? Because we're made for a greater purpose and until you stick with that purpose you will always be empty, lost and confused.

You NEETs you loners you broken souls. You are the enlightened ones. You are not drunk and distracted by life and the world. God has blessed you in ways which you don't know. Jesus said blessed are the meek and afflicted - that's you. Because it is we who are weak, afflicted, lonely, depressed, etc. who are open to being saved. Normies are too arrogant and proud to accept salvation.

I am not preaching a religion or asking you to join a Church. I have nothing to offer but the truth which is worth more than anything in the world. That truth which is worth more than the whole world is that Jesus Christ is God and he died on the cross for your sins so you may have eternal life. He exists and you can have a relationship I with him. He has changed the life of
a millions throughout the ages. It never too late to discuss the beauty and the truth that God offers.

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Looking for an Ugly Loser Fembot to talk to and swap stories with.

This is because I am a Fat Loser Menbot who has very little of a life to speak of.

I won't ghost you even if I find out you're by some chance even worse off than I am.

So you have a pretty good chance of getting a self esteem boost, from a non-judgmental bot who will at least give you some warning if and before we need to cease communications.

I have very few other friends so if we do make friends you'll be able to monopolize my time.
I'm desperate, clingy, and overbearing, so be ready to hear some shitty sob stories, and in return I'll listen to all of yours.

My interests include anime, vidya.
I go to college.
I'm 26, 6'2, 255lbs,

Things I've played/like/done: Persona 5, Tales of Berseria, New Season of Samurai Jack, Rewatched Future Diary anime, Watched Little Witch Academia.
Foods I like: Sour Cream and Onion chips of any kind, Love Beef Jerky, Love Salads and Stir Frys.

Other Nifty factoids about me: I like the rain, and fall, and spiders and snakes, my favorite color is orange and I self Identify as Goth unironically please end my life.

My Skype is: breklaberif

Please give me a chance, I've chased everyone else away and no one wants me.

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Tell me about how you got banned, robots.