Let's have a thread for my fellow shitskins and third world robots from Mexico.
How do you do fellow mexirobots?
It's friday yet again, what are your plans for the weekend?
>be 6 1'
>go to meet my extended family during a break
>"wow anon, do you play basketball?"
>tall enough for basketball
o i am laffin'
>girl has openly said to a friend of mine that she wants to fuck me
>she's not being ironic
>she starts insinuating herself
>she tries to turn the conversation into sexting
>I unironically try to avoid her nudes by sending her memes
>she is still trying to sext me
>I have anxiety so I start panicking
>"I'll send nudes if you send nudes too anon"
>Anxiety gets over me so I cry until I fall asleep
>I haven't replied to that last text
What do I do, robots? My dick says yay but my soul says nay
fucking hell you're actually autistic aren't you?
I just clicked on this board because I'm bored and this is the first fucking thread that showed up. You literally have everything going for you in this situation, just fucking get hard and send her a dick pic.
What the fuck is so difficult about this?
I swear you stupid mongoloids don't even deserve internet access. We should bring back slavery based on how little you contribute to the world ffs.
Do you think Old School Runescape is for normies?
>terrified of being reincarnated as a KFC chicken
What stops you from suicide?
>implying the chickens know they are doomed or even notice when they are killed
DO NOT USE OLIVE OIL
Why not OP? What does olive oil do?
people complain about the friendzone
but what if there is a
friendzone with benefits???
Maybe if you want a girl for sex you can do it without being in a relationship!!!
Be honest, if you woke up and saw this in the morning how easy would your life become?
Ask a guy restoring his foreskin anything.
it's already too late, the damage is beyond repair
What is foreskin restoring and how do you do it? Why do you do it?
Nope. Might not ever be 100% back but definitely 80ish.
Literally regrowing your foreskin. I started with rolling up what bit I had left and taping it now I wear that device at night. I just want my dick to be a bit more natural.
Hello robots, female here (I know you like those), I have a deal for you. I'm probably the ideal waifu to a lot of you guys and I want a relationship for life with an interesting guy. I'm not physically attracted to men, which is good for you because appearance doesn't matter at all to me, but it also means I won't ever want you unless I am in love with who you are as a person.
Here are my specs:
>long dark hair, glasses, petite body (pretty small T/A), I've been told I look 12-14.
>like anime and weebshit
>not that into vidya but open to it
>very polite and quiet, never swear in public
>act and dress femininely
>I don't mind if you like porn or weird fetishes, and will participate if you want
>get horny often and will be happy to fuck whenever, will be submissive to your desires
>I will be there to support you, I won't bother you with my problems either
>I will never cheat on you or leave you, if I love you I will love you forever
>If you ever cheat on me I will kill you, but hopefully since you are here I don't have to worry about that.
For some of you this is probably your only chance at getting a girl, so make a post convincing me to fall in love with you.
lads, i'm so fucked rn.
the girl who i've been orbiting for years, hoping she'd break up with her dumbass bf, just told me yesterday while she was high that she's having sexual fantasies of getting impregnated by him. how her birth control implant is expiring this month and her libido is coming back. so evidently, all she wants to do is fuck like a rabbit and get creampied. even though she doesn't want kids, she told me her hormones are driving her crazy.
she felt okay telling me this bc i'm her friend.
i am her friend. fuck
it should be me going balls deep inside of her. watching her body grow and changing and knowing it was I who did that to her.
fucking slut. she'll be riding on his cock every night.
it took me years to build up the confidence to even speak to a girl and now i have no idea what the fuck. i don't have anything to lose.
I haven't responded to her texts
And the worst part about your situation is that she knows that you want to fuck her and she's telling you these things on purpose. I suggest you dont act too interested but dont completely ignore her.
It's a "sister wants you to try her baked goods" episode
>sister constantly makes sweets and other food
>but she can't cook... At all.
>On top of this she tries weird recipes she finds online and adds her own personal "flair"
Her last endeavor was chocolate cupcakes (she substituted the butter for vegetable oil) and put cream cheese frosting on it which she mixed coffee grounds in
How the fuck do I tell my father that it's literally fucking impossible to get a gf as a young very short (5'3) male?
He's also very short but he's fucking 70 years old so he doesn't understand why his 24 year old son is such a loser.
I'm an inch shorter than you and I've had girlfriends. You can get laid even if you're short.
Unfortunately for me, I was afraid of sex, turned down all sexual escalations, and now I can't attract anyone because I've become obese.
What's your sign Anon?
Anyone else get a feeling of satisfaction after saying the word "nigger"?
Yes, I hate it
I feel like a retarded 14 year old
By contrast, saying nigga makes me feel empty and lame.
This is a real problem when I'm out in the real world.
I'm not even a poltard or anything