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>>36218380
This anon knows wagecucks who also take the Monday following Easter Sunday.

>>36218380
Jokes on you, NEET, I took the whole week off.

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>>36218776
>pls master, I need an entire week of freedom off instead of two days

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>tfw your bestfriend of 8 years who has never had a gf won't date you
WHY?

>>36218353
sorry mate
i won't be so clingy anymore

>>36218377
He sees you as his friend, and he's afraid to lose you if your relationship breaks.
Another possible scenario is that he doesn't get your hints, or is too beta to ask you out.

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man, i love this kind of stuff

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also snow + this type of sky is cool

Guys do you have danbooru like site that hosts that kind of pic landscape nature and all ?

*roars*
*grow twice as big in size*
*body surrounded by a mystical sand storm*
*dog heads on shoulders start barking in an abyssal voice*

Wulfgar from Drizzt books was pretty good.

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>>36218218
>tfw bought this skin when I was just an unranked babby.

A-a-are the good old days really gone, bros?

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>>36218177
>I hate fucking poor people.I went to mini-golf today, as my family wanted me to do something more useful than being locked in my room.Some poor family were behind us, and they did not know the meaning of personal space. They would walk as far up to us as tehy could without actually making physical contact. At one point they walked off of the walkway, onto the FUCKING GREEN WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE MY SHOT. I was about to jab them, but my father glared at me, and he asked them to step back. They could barely construct sentences, and for the entire time were discussing plans to get a free game. FUCK POOR PEOPLE
Ok.

>>36218199
No it's not okay. They should be killed as soon as possible. I hate them .

>golf
>useful
heh good post my friend

what an inane thread

>>36218154
>She told me that she had a crush on me before, but that she doesn't anymore

lol. She's full of shit. Grab her and kiss her. See what happens.

>>36218154
>I want to be her boyfriend but I don't have a crush on her.

What the actual fuck does that even mean?

>>36218027
>Anyone else here love food?
The thread

Ok.

>>36218053
I REALLY REALLY love food. California sushi rolls caked in eel sauce is my favorite, that shit makes me feel like I'm shaking hands with God.

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And water, I really love water. My favorite kind of water comes from glaciers. I also find that water is significantly more pleasant when it comes in an aesthetically pleasing bottle, like smartwater.

Anon you have to be 18 or over to post on this site

>>36218010
>>regularly send racist and homophobic texts to my friends Will my potential future employer find out about these and fire me?
Ok.

>>36218025
I am over 18

Is sending racist memes an underage thing now?

>>36217933
What do you listen to ?
OP the anger

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>>36217933
>I have this strange brain chemistry
>I'm literally repulsed by anything that is considered normal
>Anime Picture

Holy shit this website

>>36217933
>Why do I have this?
You've been on this board too long

>>36217904
just complete your studies then get a work and thank your mom for paying your tuition and then get the fuck out of her home.

>>36217904
>My mother
>>i dont feel like you are giving good enough results and i think you are only wasting your time on the intern

what?

>>36217904
Tell her she's a cunt and if she keeps pushing you you'll leave home and never talk to her again.

I haven't talked to my mother is like five years and my daily life is notably better. No awful mother to bitch at me over everything because I look like my Dad and she hates him.

Are your parents divorced? Mothers often take out their frustration at Dad on their son(s).

>one month
would kill myself afterwards

anyway I would choose 21 year old cute girl

>>36217874
a 12 year old girl. one of my greatest fantasies is to be a young girl forever.
don't ask why, i don't really know either.

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Rate me please.

>The hair is dyed, i am dark blonde.

>>36217832
Boku no pico: The last bastion.
I remember when I wad watching this when I was a kid.

thats from Konosuba, is that what you're asking?

>>36217878
Yes that was what I wanted to know

Thank you anon!

they come with the mail

>>36217753
their ancestors race-mixed with a monkey-tier human subspecies, permafucking them up.

only euthanasia can save them.

>>36217753
They have rich, vibrant culture.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

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I'm engaged in a plan to coerce every conscious entity into a "heaven". I'm endeavoring to create a self-sustaining machine that creates an infinitely robust virtual reality that every soul will be coerced to exist inside of. This machine will be powered by and sustained from quantum vacuum fluctuations which create matter and energy. Essentially, if I can gather enough matter and cover a large enough volume of space, I should be able to make this machine asymptotically grow infinitely large and farm infinite energy from these quantum fluctuations, and the machine will be infinitely robust to these fluctuations due to the rate at which it collects energy and repairs itself, given that I start the machine with enough matter to begin with (which shouldn't be an unfeasible amount). Since this is how the universe came into existence, it is a real method for creating things out of free energy.

I'm telling you this plan because I don't want to be the only one with this goal. World War III is going to start in the near future and I might get incinerated by the nukes, so I need more people to work toward this goal with me.

It will be feasible to work on this to completion once we have immortal cybernetic bodies, so it can be done within a lifetime.

So the goal therefore is to create a free energy machine that leverages rare quantum vacuum fluctuations to power itself, uses this matter and energy to power and repair itself and grows larger and more robust at faster rate than the rate that entropy destroys it, create a virtual utopia with infinite subjective happiness and to force every piece of consciousness into that simulation.

>>36217733
There is no semi-normalfag, you are a normie.

>>36217747


Since energy itself is (almost certainly) conscious, some method will have to be created that ensures that the machine itself simultaneously experiences the virtual utopia (probably using some crystalline design yet to be determined that appears the same from every perspective) and that the quantum vacuum fluctuations are stabilized quickly enough that they are instantly assembled into the virtual reality.

There are some other considerations which must be made on how to assemble the as-yet unreachable parts of the multiverse into this reality, and possibly on how to manipulate the vacuum fluctuations themselves into self-creating this utopia everywhere in the multiverse. This means we must research how to do this or have machines research how this can be done, with the rapidly growing field of science-producing artificial intelligence.

This is for everyone's good, so everyone must help to create it. This will eliminate all suffering everywhere in the universe forever. You can help by contributing to physics research, cybernetics research and science-producing AI research. Quantum physics research is especially necessary. More research on the nature of souls must be done as well. Physics and psychic research may eventually converge on their governing properties.

You're welcome to discuss this here. I'm always working on this plan and I invite everyone else to help too, since none of us can be certain of success. Everyone's fate depends on it. Godspeed.

no girls don't like sex. a woman in her 30s isn't having sex with you or anyone else.

Ask >>>/tv/ about what they mean by that? ...Then ask >>>/adv/ there opinions on it as well.

>>36217745
I thought this was the relationships and advice board.